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Q: Whats the difference between a paki and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket!
Q: Why don't black kids play in the sand? A: Cats keep tryin' to bury them up!
Q: What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? A: Anything you want to, he ain't gonna come anyway
Q: Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: Exactly where you left him
Q: What do you call a piece of shit with a wire wrapped around it? A: Bionic paki
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full
Q: Why are there no black astronauts? A: because at 50,000 feet their lips explode?
Q: What do you call an indian on the grill of your car? A: Bullseye
Q: What's invisible and lies on the ground? A: A paki with the shit kicked out of him
Q: What's the difference between a drunken pig and a drunken cowboy? A: The pig won't fuck the cowboy
Q: What do you call a bunch of handicaps in a swimming pool A: Vegetable soup
Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies hangin' from a tree? A: 1 dead baby hangin' from 10 trees
Q: What's hard and purple and makes women cry? A: Crib death
Q: What's the definition of mass confusion? A: Father's day on the indian reserve
Q: A black boy and a white boy are in grade 2. Who has got the bigger dick? A: The black kid 'cause he's 14
Q: A black guy and an indian are in a car. Who's drivin'? A: The cop
Q: What's red all over and lies in the corner? A: Baby with a razorblade
Q: What's green all over and lies in a corner? A: Same thing, 2 weeks later
Q: What's easier to unload a truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies? A: The babies, they're easier to get the pitchfork into
Q: What's the only problem with licking a bald pussy? A: Puttin' the diaper back on after your finished
Q: What's the only problem with fucking a bald pussy? A: The sound of the pelvis cracking
Q: How can you tell if an indian girl is still a virgin? A: She's the one than can run faster than her brothers
Q: How do you circumsize an indian? A: Kick his sister in the chin
Q: How do you starve an indian? A: Hide his welfare check underneath his workboots
Q: How come there are no telephones in China? A:Because there are so many Wings and Wongs, you might win the wong number
Q: What do you call a paki with a broken leg? A: Shit on a stick
Q: What do you call a paki with 2 broken legs? A: A waste of lumber
Q: What do you call a fat chinaman? A: A chunk
Q: What do you say if a chinaman has a fat son? A: It's a chunk off the 'ole chink
Q: How did god create an italian? A: He took a piece of shit in each hand and when he closed them together it went "Wop"
Q: Why do black people have light skin on thier palms an the bottoms of thier feet? A: 'Cause thats where the shit rubs off
Q: How are italians brought into the world? A: The toilet overflows
Well thats it for now I'm sure I'll have tons more in the future. If ya got something you think is pretty funny be free to icq me or send me an E-mail and I'll do my best to get it up!