Ok, I'm gonna set the whole thing out as a profile thingy, cos, er, I felt like it, alright? *g* Here we go:
Name: Richard Humphrey
Also known as: Rich
Age: 19
Date of birth: 6th January 1980
Marital status: single, not as sad as Ade Who Can't Get laid, but nonetheless getting a bit desperate, dammit
(stick around, it does get more exciting....)
Where I live: Luton, a crappy town in the South East of England, Luton is a dump, Luton resident's idea of excitement is going into the street and shouting "bollocks!", we're that bored! *L* The night-life pretty much sucks, apart from a few good pubs. If you're into shite jungle/techno/housey-hippy-hoppy-trancey-crap then check out the clubs, if you're not... don't!
hobbies/interests:listening to the music/radio, hanging out with/writing to/chatting to buddies, messing about on the 'puter, watching/listening to comedy programmes, writing stuff (letters, stories, etc),
Stuff I love: music, radio, comedy, the internet, all my buddies and penpals, weekends, holidays, booze, staying up all night, summertime, being insane, enjoying life (I have a life?? *g*).
Stuff I hate: war and all that other bad stuff, racism, facist/right-wing psychos, Kelvin &*%$!£# McKenzie!!!!, people who whinge all the time, people who are completely up their own butts like James Whale,
Favourite music: '60s/'70s rock, metal, indie/alternative, acid jazz, funk, jazz, punk,
Favourite bands/artists: The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Joe Walsh, Gary moore, Ash, Miles Davis, Rattlebox, Small Faces, Tom Petty, Rolling Stones, The Who, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Primal Scream, Dr Feelgood, Pink Floyd, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, Rezillos, The Clash, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, The Kinks, Thhe jame, Paul Weller, Dodgy, Brand New Heavies, US3, Stereo MCs, and about a zillion others
Bands/artists that suck: Take That, Robbie Williams, Spice Girls, all crappy boy bands, Celine Dion (get me a bucket!)
Favourite Songs: In My Life by The Beatles, Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh,
Most nauseating song: any Robbie Williams song, Sweet Like Chocolate by Shanks and Bigfoot
Favorite comedy shows: South Park, Bottom, Young Ones, Steptoe and Son, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Round the Horne, any Carry On film, Red Dwarf, anything with Reeves and Mortimer in it, the Nick Abbot Show, Blue Jam and any other Chris morris show,
Favourite radio presenters: Nick Abbot, Carol McGiffin, Neil Rogers,
Crap radio presenters: James Whale, Mike Dickin, Scotty McClue,
ok, now a section dedicated to my buddies, this list is in no order and if you find yourself below someone else then don't take it personally, and if you're not mentioned here, feel free to come round and beat me senseless with a large trout
Really groovy people I know::
Name: Daniel Rumbles
Dan is MAD!, me and Dan have known each other for years and we're really good mates, we have the same taste in comedy stuff, and we always have a good laugh. We're known to make tapes for various penpals/internation buddies of mine, they're always a great laugh. Dan's also into motorbikes, and he's always showing his motorbikes off when I go round his place.
Name: Askar
hangs out with me and Dan, just as nutty as us. Askar speaks really fast, infact he should get in the Guiness Book of Records as "world's fastest talker"! If you ask him to speak slower he'll slow down to 5000 syllables per second!
I haven't seen Askar in a dog's age, I'll have to phone or write to him sometime.
Name: Ashley
Ashley is yet another nut who makes up "Luton's fab four"! I guess you could say he's the George Harrison of our gang, he's the quiet one! Ashley is crazy about dogs, and owns about 7 of them (at the last count anyway...) It must be a nightmare in his house when the postman comes! When I write to Ash I always sign off with "I hope you got this letter before your dogs got to it!". Haven't seen him for ages either, I think someday I'll have to call for a "Luton Fab Four reunion".
Name: Calie Peddar
I love Calie! She rocks! She's always been a good mate of mine, and she's a really top chick.
Name: Claire Randall
she'a a really top girl, I used to hang out with her in high school, haven't seen her for ages though.
Name: Katie Wilson
Katie's a really top person, we don't get to chat/write to each other much now which is a shame, cos I love to talk/write to her.
Name: Amber Griffith
Amber's a really top chick, I haven't heard from her in ages though. She likes alot of the same stuff as me and is generally a great person. (Sorry I'm running out of descriptions here)
Name: Neil Kennedy
this guy is completely insane! But that's cool, cos most of my mates are nuts anyway, and that's the way I like it! Anyway, Neil's a top bloke, just don't get him mad though! He's the kinda guy who'll just say what they think of someone, a quality I've come to admire. If Neil likes ya, you'll get on great with him, if he doesn't then look out!
Neil also has a *really* twisted sense of humour, but hey that's what I like best about him!
Name: Rich Harris
fellow Nick Abbot Mailing List member, and twisted mate of mine and Neil's. I would say that Rich is actually more twisted than Neil! He's a top man, I guess Rich is my alter ego *L* we have the same twisted/insane tastes in comedy and Rich also likes his booze, I enjoy the email exchanges between us. (It seems weird describing someone else with the same name as you!)
Clare Harvey: Rich Harris's bird, fellow-chronic regular of the #NickAbbot chatroom, has the same kinda tastes in music, comedy, etc that me and Rich do, and she's a really top chick
Chris Murray: We can forgive him for being an '80s throwback (he even claims that "Agadoo" was a good song) cos he's really a top bloke, also hangs out in the #NickAbbot chatroom
Name: Stef Atwood
Stef grates er i mean Stef's great, her and I tend to take the piss out of each other the whole time we talk to each other, but we are mates really *g* and I love ya Stef, you son-called-Kyle- owning pain in the butt! *LOL*
Name: David Dorn
David's a top man! We talk about music most of the time, when we're not doing that we talk complete rubbish! He's also not afraid to speak his mind, and tell someone what he thinks about them. The cool thing about that is at least you know where you are with someone, like if they compliment you, you know they mean it.
Name: Lisa Geremia
really wild and rockin' chick, another of those "not afraid to say what I think" types, and good on her as well. She seems to get a lot of hassle from people who hate freedom of speech, to them I say - what's up with ya? Lisa kicks ass!
Name: Emily Walker
Emily is a brilliant person, I think the word "hyperactive" could be used to describe her! :) Her chat name is "Love 1", i think she chose that cos you've just gotta love her!
Name: Leslie Kramer
I've known her through the Net for almsot 2 years and we're really good buddies, Leslie's a great person and always a good laugh
Name: Ilene Axup
wife of Dylan Axup, she's always fun to talk to and she's an all-round really top person.
Name: Dylan Axup
drummer of top band Rattlebox, and a really great bloke.
Name: Heather Rodriguez
Heather's a really cool and funny chick, and as her chat name (Lovely Heather) would suggest, she is lovely :)
Name: Andy
Andy is Heather's fella, he's a top bloke, kinda nuts but a top bloke anyway. I have to keep a dictionary by my computer whenever I chat to him, due to his tendency to use obscure words of 10 letters or more!
Name: Sophie Henderson
Soph kinda reminds me of Zoey really, cos we write emails to each other the same way me and Zo write to each other! She's a top bird.
Name: Kathryn Thorpe
mate of Sophie's, so pretty similar to her, she'a a good laugh.
Rich's fave places on the Net
Bagism - the best John Lennon site
Center for the Easily Amused
a great AC/DC page
Oasis Parody Page
Northern Light - excellent and underrated search engine
the lovely Katie Wilson's homepage
Neils' Nick Abbot Site
Ian Collins Online
a kick-ass South Park Site
'80s throwback Chris Murray's page
the Rattlebox website
NickAbbot.com - get the Abbot Habit!
Ebonics 101 - hours of fun with filters! :)
International Lyrics Server - it's back! (sort of)
The Clarey Experience
Round the Horne - hooray! finally found a website about this great comedy!
Neil Rogers - top Ameircan radio presenter who influenced Nick Abbot
a site dedicated to the legendary Chris Morris and Peter Cook
TV cream - the ultimate TV Nostalgia website
You Are Here - Heather's Homepage
