25 Good Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
1 |
You can have a beer in public |
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Beer stains wash out. |
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You don’t have to Wine and Dine beer. |
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Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football. |
5 |
When your beer goes flat, you can toss it out. |
6 |
Beer is never late. |
7 |
A beer never gets jealous when you grab another beer. |
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Hangovers go away. |
9 |
Beer labels come off without a fight. |
10 |
When you go to a bar, you can always pick up a beer. |
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Beer never has a headache. |
12 |
After you’ve had a beer, the bottle is still worth 5 cents. |
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A beer won’t get upset if you come home and have another beer. |
14 |
If you pour a beer right, you’ll always get good head. |
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A beer always goes down easy. |
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You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. |
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You can share a beer with your friends. |
18 |
You always know when you’re the first one to pop a beer. |
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Beer is always wet. |
20 |
Beer doesn’t demand equality. |
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You can enjoy a beer all month long. |
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A beer doesn’t mind when you come. |
23 |
A frigid beer is a good beer. |
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You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good. |
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If you change beers, you don’t have to pay alimony. |