Wolverine-the-armless

As you already know The New Kids Have gone on vacation to Amsterdam and Wolverine is taking their place. He will now be my side kick in my quest to find the truth...

A little about Wolverine-the-armless....

Wolverine-the-armless has no arms

Wolverine-the-armless lost his arms in a freak gardening accident

Wolverine-the-armless continues his passion of gardening even though he does not have arms.

Wolverine-the-armless has recently taken up cooking and can prepare an entire spaghetti dinner complete with garlic bread with his toes!

Wolverine-the-armless was found by Guru Cat, she saved his life by coming to his rescue shortly after he lost his arms. She then put Scooby Doo bandaids on his stubs and nursed him back to health. Guru Cat is considered a saint among most super heroes...

Wolverine-the-armless's favorite Television show is Webriot!

Wolverine-the-armless thinks that Madonna's version of American Pie is a travesty and hopes that someday Don Mclean will piss in Madonna's face causing her skin to become irritated and itchy. You see Wolverine-the-armless does not wish her death just a little discomfort...