I met this really retarded dude on the internet today. He told me he was 17 (like I really give a rats ass). I said 'great.' Then he proceeds to tell me he has a picture. I say 'spectacular.' For some god-awful reason that I really don't want to know, he sends me to dudesoffcampus.com. For those of you who might not be familiar with the site (I hope to god that you aren't) it's an amature gay porn site. I didn't click it, I didn't have the need. I've heard of the site before. So I went off on him. 'You say you're 17, no?' 'yea' 'And you're aware that the distribution of child pornography is illegal, no?' 'uhh..my cousin owns the site' 'Great. I'm sure Officer Dick (No pun intended. I call the asshole officer at my school officer dick) would love to meet your cousin.' 'uh..i made a typo im really 18' 'yeah, right, asshole. Go to hell.' People amaze me. I can't see how someone did so many stupid things at the same time. I just want to beat him down with a five iron, if in fact it's a 'him' at all. 'He's' probably some transsexual off in some wild fantasy land of being 17 again. I shudder to think of what 'he' would want to talk about if I continued to talk to him. But I had to take a crap and I was tired of his bullshit anyway. Click.
