We're not going to rant about Maddox. In fact, we love him. This is who the page is modeled after. Maddox is our hero. We want to be just like him. Who's maddox, you ask? He's a programmer for a telephone solicitation company. He writes the computer programs that dial your number. Isn't that fucking awesome? Anyway. Maddox hates everyone and everything. Except jocks. Jocks are cool. But everything else sucks. Maddox loves to rant. About anything and everything. Where can I find maddox, you ask? http://maddox.xmission.com is where. Have fun. But don't get pissed off and write him hate mail. He might kill you.
