A collaboration: Supermodels. What's the deal with these whores? Sure. They're hot. They look nice strutting down a runway. But why do we call them supermodels? Why not just models? What's the point? A model is a model is a model. They all have big boobs 'n big asses. Do they honestly think people are paying attention to those clothes? I guarantee you, the ONLY thought remotely close to being about clothes to go through a guy's head when watching a supermodel walk around wiggling her ass is "God, those clothes would look so much better on the floor." The supermodel gets hired to look good in clothes. They get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do it, too. They have absolutely NO talent whatsoever. We pay them hundreds of thousands of dollars to have big titties and put on clothes that have names sewed on. Think about that one for a second. A hangar can do half of that. Should we pay them a salary? Alright, you want the whole package. Just build a well endowed manachan. A manachan with huge titties. Oh, but that doesn't walk. Okay, fine. Put wheels on it. But it doesn't move by itself. Okay, kill the wheels. Put it on top of a remote control car. We have a winner! A big-boobed plastic whore stuck on top of a remote control car in fancy clothes. Nobody would know the difference. They'd sell a lot more clothes, too. Take my word for it. And another thing about these models. Could we please pass a court mandate that forces them to not claim that their bullshit work is even that, "work." It's not. It could never be work. Explain to me how playing dress-up and shooting heroine under your toenails is work. It's a fucking fantasy camp for most of us to be complimented so much on our looks that we have our picture taken for an EASILY EARNED living. These starving (on their own accord mind you) bitches piss and moan about how modeling can be hard work. I wish, I just wish I could be paid for something that came naturally to me. I want to be paid to bitch. That's about as fair as being paid to sit there and look how you always do. By the way, does anyone remember when models were pretty? What the fuck happened? Some time or another, models started putting on enough makeup to make even Paula Jones go "Ok…what the fuck is she thinking?" They also just got plain ugly. They lose enough weight to make an Ethiopian laugh their asses off and say "Look at that fucking stick!" They have cheek bones protruding out far enough to poke your eyes out if you get too close and they all act all pissed off, like they have anything to complain about. Like these shallow, stupid whores have the right to bitch about walking. Possibly the most angering thing I've ever heard a model say was when I saw a thing on T.V. on a stupid fashion show that featured fashions that rednecks are known for. The model said, "We basically steal the designs from the poor losers and place them on store shelves for the good and rich people to pick up." (that was paraphrased.) The man (yes, it was a male model, the gayest of all creation) that said that was wearing a tank top and some faggishly faded jeans. Just goes to show HOW FUCKING STUPID EVERY SINGEL MODEL TO EVER LIVE is.
