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Lets kick things off with my omniputent creation of....THE THREESOME. Many people cracked up laughing once they entered the room and seen this. I hope you laugh to.
Ashley Smith
Excellent, now I have my Sistah up on here. Ashley, who is just like me in almost everyway shape and form, is my bestest best internet bud who I will adore and cherish for all time, even when we are living in the jungle making our army of children soldiers to take over the world.
Bill
We start off the page with a picture of Bill on the phone and Dan doing something. Bill is a good guy, he's alot older than I am as you can see and whoever thinks we are weird for hanging out with Bill can get a life. The most memorable moment with Bill is the crazy stand up comedy jokes, the fine art he does and the time he pretended to be a stranger and attacked Chris Zwolle. Bill....FIRE THE ROCKETS!
Joe and I
Here we have Joe and Myself in Dan's Basement. I don't know what to write about the picture except I was caught off guard on the picture and Joe looks like the guy from 2+gether.
Carlee's Party People...(EX-ME...I was late and didn't go to Lazer Quest :()
Well these were the people at Carlee's Bday Party, cept I'm not in the picture I was late...Fwak... This is the party that captivated the imagination of children all over the world...by me being raped by the dog and making a character out of the Armadillo and talking to it all day. This is also the party where I made a good connection with Krystyna who I never really knew before until that night, and where I met Carlee's friend Joanne, who is really cool and easy to talk to. OUR LADY PEACE RULES JO!!! and yes..Raine is hot. Anybody who was there, can remember that the party was brought to life by the antics played out by myself, and the mud wrestling events that I missed when I went to work...damn!
Carlee and Natalie
Here we have Car-Dog and Natalie. Natalie looks like a constipated Chinese Man, no offence Peter, but on a regular face she is a cutie and I love to grab her Jay Leno chin. Natalie and Dan used to be tight until the summer came and they lost touch. It was a shame because they were going to hook up too. :(
Cliff Neil
Hah, I finally bested Cliff in an all out lyrical bust. He admitted defeat and that I was the true master of skillz when it came to freestyle. He claims one day he will retake the crown he had but it will be a hard battle. Cliff, the guy who has tiny muscles *sarcasm*, who shot the Borg Cube at Jenkinson in Media class, always brings the place a little more light with his rude jokes and attitude.
The Crew...Well some of the Crew
Here we have a good picture of the crew, From Left to Right we have Shane, Sabrina, Carlee, Me behind her looking HOT, Christina and Joe with a belt on his head trying to make a fashion statement. That night was a good night, from the Hot Tub, to Sabrina getting sucked into the Hot Tub filter. But we all know that Carlee and I made it the HOT tub. Not shown is Dan who took the picture, and members of the crew not present are Johnny, Alex and Dan Debling and Lisa.
Dan Mann
This is a computer friend of mine who has alot of the same interests as me. 20 year old Dan Mann, from College Park, Atlanta Georgia, showing off his snake fist style kung fu. Dan is a master of Long Fei Kung Fu, which is the style which uses the style of fist as animals or objects. Him and me also have a passion for playing Final Fantasy music on the piano which is rare because not alot of people know about it.
Dan Wood
A man that has accomplished much in his life. Dan is like the cousin of me cause we think the same but don't look alike, well except for having lots of hair. The whole march break we were together laughing our asses off, like at this story.... "Yo Matt where's my dog?..Lainy!...Hmm, last time I seen her.... was when I took her out to fill up, THE HOTTUB! LAINY! FWAK!! yo shes been missing for like 3 hours man!" Good times. We spent alot of time together this summer man, damn that time I lost my glasses in the water at your cottage: "My Glasses" -Piggy Quote
Tom Turner
Sup Tom, I should get a picture of you and Peter on here eh. The epic tales of Vagicheese and Kim..... Enough to bring shudders to anyones spine. Good Job on Julie, I heard the entire Camping story about what Joe tied to the Tree.
Lisa Campbell
Lisa is my good friend who is obssesed with my Vampire Teeth. She is so good at singing and playing her Oboe I can't begin to comprehend. We spend countless hours playing games, telling stories, finishing each others sentences and making fun of Heather. When Lisa is down, I always cheer her up with my good nature :) She is a good person who has a personality just like my own, so if you like me youd like Lisa kinda thing. From the constant Laughter of me riding my bike down the park hill, to the tender moments of the Oshawa Night Life, Lisa is always there for them.....and I'm glad she is. Lisa.....FIRE BILLS ROCKETS. :P
Joe Walsh
Joe my brotha. Thats Joe and I the first night I ever went over to Carlee's. I rode my damn bike in the rain to get there too. Joe and I always have these deep meaningful talks and we have a habit of recording them, then listening to them to see just how retarded we sound. "Nobody likes me? The hell is that!"
Just Me and The guys chilling at Carlee's all layed back cause were stuffed with pizza and feeling sleepy from eating a hefty meal, if you look closely at the hand, you can see the well known Yepp...my treasured MP3 Player that is worth every penny of what I paid.
Matt Norman
Matt Norman, The man himself, Me Matt and Dan are Ninjas who flip out ALL the time and wail on our red guitars and kill the pirates by popping the biggest boner alive and making the pirates explode at the sight of it. I met Matt through Lisa and he was a great guy, always full of my taste in humor and always laughing at what I offered. Were alot alike in terms of humor and fun. If it weren't for the distance and lack of time spent down here, me and him would probably be really good friends.
Here is the After Party/Next Morning Photo of Shane and I the first week of summer after our huge drinking escapade. As you can see....I'm greatly hung over.
Jon Tanguay
This, im my opinion, is the sweetest picture of Jon, not because of the breasts, but the pose!. :) Jon is a cool guy, bent on dominating the world and obsesed with a german taste of killing people with nukes, but thats ok, he's funny as hell. Joe calls him a nerd sometimes but its all of good humor. In starcraft, man, Jon and I will "own j00!". In media class all we do is make weapons of mischeif such as the spit ball rifles with silencers, a Borg Cube launcher, and Cross Bow Railgun with Fragmentation and AP ammo. We make these weapons, so we may kill....Stewart! (The Bow and Arrow)
Shane Keoghan
Shane man, You gotta get Lars down from Germany again. He was awesome. Anyways, now we own the McDonalds on Ritson Road. Our goal is to mack up on all the hunnies at work, especially Svetlana but Shane is scared to do it. We gonna take pictures of all the hot girls and say its for the McDonalds Website...Yes, that should work greatly. That time at your cottage was awesome bro, the drunk pose will live on.
Stefanie Swinson
This is my 5 minutes down the road neighbour Stef. I've been talking to Stef for a long time on the net ever since I moved to Courtice. She's off to college now, Good luck there Stef. Hope it all goes good.
Me and Sabrina
I've known Sabrina ever since I moved to Durham Region. The crazy royal rumbles and football games in grade 8, that stupid ass play Wizard of Oz, Turkey Woman, I was there for it all. Shes crazy as hell though, she bit a chunk out of my arm then threw a chair at me out of hyper rageness.
Me, Dan and Johnny
The Terrorist Organization. Ah!
All March Break it was Dan Johnny and I in Dan's house. It was like living in a frat house. "Ready! Yeah!"- damn dishwasher. Johnny has a habit of frantically taking his pants off in front of people. Which is disturbing as hell.
"Wassup Johnny..cool you coming over?...awesome bring some hunnies....no some honey hunnies, like french fried honeys...FRENCH FRIES! FWAK!" lol
Peter Low
See and notice the awesome Chinese power of Peter, aka Chink or Chinese. Joe, Tom, Peter and I, drive around the town of Oshawa in "The Shadow", Joe's Car, or as me and Jon call it "Der Schatten" :) We yell the obvious features of passerbyers, such as "Your White", and "Your very OLD!" Peter and I also run on missions, which we call the Audi Adventures, with Jon where we steal pylons and other odd items for the pure thrill.
Here we Have Shaolin Peter, Big Joe and his Girlfriend Christina chillen at Carlee's House on that one faithful night.
