1.Put them on hold
2.Act surprised, as if they called u
3.Ask if u get 2 keep the pizza box, and wen they say yes, give a sigh of relief
4.Pretend they're ordering the pizza and say stuff like:"Would u like a Pepsi with that?" or "Please pull up 2 the drive through window"
5.Tell them 2 double-check that the pizza's dead
6.Start laughing when they repeat ur order 2 make sure it's right. When they ask "Wut's so funny?" say nothing, and keep laughing
7.Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her
8.Ask them personal questions, like where they live and their telephone number.
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