smart blonde
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and alot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you dont know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you dont know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if i dont know the answer, i will pay you $500.00." This catches the blondes attention, and figurin there will be no end to this tournament unless she plays, agrees to the game.The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesnt say a word, reaches in her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay" says the lawyer, your turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a tree with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends Emails to all of his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde says, "Thankyou," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more then a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" The blonde handed the lawyer $5.00 and went back to sleep.
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