People never say, "It's only a game," when they're winning.
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
How do they get that deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
If quiters never win, and winners never quit, then who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Why do physhics have to ask you for your name?
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.
Only in America... do people order large fries, double cheeseburgers, and a diet coke.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Chickens are the only animals we eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why are wrong numbers never busy?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why do the signs that say, "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
Those are some stuff for you to think about when you are so bored you are on the verge of jumping off of a cliff to end the suffering.
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