IF UR PORTUGUESE

TRUE PORTUGUESE PERSON lol

• **Several People in your family are named "Joao, Joaquim, Jose-or simply Ze**
• **Your mother either cleans houses, babysits or works in a factory(use 2)**
• **Your father is, yup, u guessed it, a construction worker...wait no maybe a carpentar (use 2)**
• **You have a charm on one of your chains in the shape of a finger (my dad does)**
• **Your house is fully equipped with two stoves- one upstairs and one downstairs but for sum reason you ALWAYS use the downstairs one even thou u spent a fortune makin the upstairs one look so pretty**
• **The hell with Turkey and Roast beef! Xmas dinner is bacalhau baby!!!**
• **A barbeque does not consist of Burgers on the grill... Hello?!? can u say sardinhas!?!**
• **You know the general beat and the steps to the Rancho(HELL YEA)**
• **You are at least half an hour late to every affair including your own special occasions**
• **Someone in your family has the name Jose and Maria**
• **You have a picture of the Last Supper sumwhere**
• **Wooden Spoon=discipline**
• **You think sardinhas and broa are must haves at any picnic (only broa not sardinhas)**
• **Every woman cleans the house on Saturday**
• **Someone in your family plays the accoridan/ harmonica or sum instrument of that sort(MY DADDY!!)**
• **Panaleiro is definalty NOT a pot maker!**
• **Your parents are more strict with girls then they are with the guys**
• **We are the worst gossipers!! and everyone hate eachother even thou you think they're ur friends (thats sssssoooo true lol)**
• **Your parents ALWAYS compare your life to how their's was 20 years ago back in Portugal**
• **A true chop can always tell the difference between another chop and an "american"**
• **You talk with your hands while you'r on the phone....or just in General(sumtimes) lol**
• **Christmas Eve is much more important than Christmas**
• **Someone in your family makes wine in their cellar**
• **You've got that annoying "P" on the corner of your windshield )as if we didnt know your were chop already by the way u drive your car!)(we have a flag lol)**

ViVa PoRtuGaL!!!!! G A P ~~~~ Gorgeouse And Portugese.....