The Workroom - Insanity #8
Xelloss> *he's dressed as the now-deceased crocodile hunter, and is crouched directly in front of the security camera that records Workroom activity* 'Ello there, mates! I am here to bring you a close-up view of the elusive working habits of the Pee-Kay-Staricus!
PK> *her hair is a tousled mess as she sits in front of the computer, switching between Photoshop and web-editing every couple minutes. she pauses, glances over to the Instant Message she had with Das, then gets smacked upside the head with a newspaper*
Star> WORK! WORK WORK WORK! *baps her with the newspaper again*
PK> Okay, Star, if you hit me with that just ONE more time, I'm going to take it and cram it sideways up your--
Xelloss> Crikey! It looks like she's in heat! Let's get closer, shall we? *he tiptoes up next to PK, and pulls her mouth open* Here, we can see--
Sora> Hey.. is something living in there? It looks like a little.. *he squints* HEARTLESS! WAH! *he slams his keyblade into PK's mouth and starts playing her teeth like a Xylophone*
PK> *spits out Sora's keyblade* THAT'S NOT A HEARTLESS, YOU TWIT, THAT'S A GUMMI BEAR!
Mickey> ...you ate a piece of their ship?
Star> That's gummi BEAR, Mouse-King. Not gummi BLOCK.
Xelloss> It seems we have enraged the beast! It would be wise to stay back, but let me show you--*PK bites on his arm*--AAGH! I-I mean.. This is a demonstration.. to show how... *wince* pointy.. and *wince* big... and *wince* ouch-ful a PeeKay Staricus's teeth are! *high-pitched voice* SOMEBODYGETHEROFFME!
Sora> What do I do!? Um...! *he bonks PK on the head with his keyblade*
PK> *having been hit in the head with a blunt metal object, she falls unconchious*
Mickey> ...Gee golly gosh darn. Who's going to update the site, now?
Star> *dragging PK's body into the closet* Psh. All I've got do is sit there and look busy, right? I'll get right on it. *closes the closet door, then hops into PK's seat in front of the computer*
Xelloss> *as he starts regenerating his arm* And that.. concludes our show for today. Please tune in again next time!