"Hilde, Why are you staring at me like that with a funny look on your face?" Relena asked. She was very uncomfortable surrounded by her friends who were all looking at her funny.
"Oh nothing Relena. By the way, how are you an umm…. Seth doing?" Hilde asked.
"Has he asked you anything recently?" Catherine interrupted.
"Or gave you any jewelry of some sort?" asked Sally.
"Uhhhh, no"
"Nothing, nothing at all? Damn" Dorothy muttered.
"What?" asked Relena puzzled. Catherine put her hand over Dorothy's mouth.
"Uhh, uhhh nothing at all Lena. Dorothy was just going to get us some more cookies for our tea, right Dorothy?" Catherine asked a squirming Dorothy.
"Yea, you better hurry up or our tea's going to get cold." Sally said making her stand and Hilde pushed her into the kitchen. They soon heard a loud crash, but dismissed it and kept on smiling funny at Relena.
"Shouldn't we like help her, she may be injured." Relena said standing up.
"No, no Relly. She's just fine," Sally said as Hilde and Catherine ushered her into a chair.
"Are you guys ok? It's not as if I'm pregnant." Relena told them.
"Oh of course not honey, first you have to do something else to be pregnant." Hilde winked to the others.
"Well anyway, its almost 4 and at 7, Seth is taking me to dinner. I'm going to have dinner with his parents. Whoopee!" Relena said sarcastically as she got up.
"Thanks for the afternoon tea you guys, even though it was a bit weird." Relena said as she put on her coat and got her purse.
"See you guys later, bye!" Relena called to them as she got into her Porsche.
"You guys are such bitches!" Dorothy said as she got out of the kitchen. There were bruises all over her and her skirt was a bit wet.
"Whoa, what happened to you?" asked Catherine.
"After you guys rudely pushed me into the kitchen, I fell into the table and the cookies and COLD tea spilled on me. When I got up, the swinging door banged into me, and I fell down again. As I got up, I accidentally touched the HOT stove and practically burned my hand off." Dorothy told them.
"Oops, sorry" Hilde apologized.
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"HE'S WHAT!?!?!?!?!?" Duo asked Heero again.
"Seth is going to propose to Relena."Heero said.
"When did he buy the ring again Wufei?" Quatre asked.
"3 days ago. What a weakling, to wait forever to pop the question." Wufei said.
"So, what ya gonna do about it Heero?" Duo asked.
"I'm not doing anything. I don't care, I don't have any feelings for her." He felt everyone's eyes on him "Well I don't."
"Oh puh-lease. You love her as much as the girls love shopping." Duo said.
"I would have to admit Heero, that it seems that you do like her." Quatre said.
"Weakling, can't even admit he's in love with the girl." Muttered Wufei.
"You always talk about her, and there was a glint in your eye when you said that she was marrying Seth." Trowa told him.
"She's not marrying her. He's hasn't even proposed to her yet." Heero said.
"See!" Duo said
"Ok, so maybe I am quite fond of her and I watch after her every once in awhile, but that doesn't mean that I like her." Heero said.
*Cough* "Bullshit" *cough* Duo coughed.
"Shutup!" Heero replied as he pushed him onto the floor.
"Anyway, what am I going to do?" Heero asked.
"I thought that you didn't like her?" Duo asked as he got up.
"I'm just worried about her safety. This guy may just be plotting against her." Heero defended himself.
"You like her, just say it. Anyway, in my opinion I think that you should pursue her. Like go after her, act all nice around her. Take her to dinner." Trowa started.
"I know how to get rid of Seth!" Duo cut in.
"See this is what we do..........." Duo started. Everyone crowded around him trying to get the sources of information.
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"Hey Seth? How are you doing?" Duo asked Seth.
"Nothing much Duo. I just came back work, and I'm a bit tired. How are you?" Seth replied.
"I've been great. The gift that you and Lena gave us was cool. We have all these souvenirs and everything." Duo replied.
"That's good." Seth said.
"So Seth, the guys and I were thinking. Well since your going out with Relena, we just want to get to know you and see what's so great about you that has captured our dear friend's heart." Quatre said to him.
"That would be nice. What are we going to do?" Seth asked curiously.
"We are going to go to a strip club!" Duo announced.
"A strip club?" asked Seth incredulously.
"Yes, for today we're going to be regular perverted guys going to watch woman take off their clothes." Trowa told him.
"Not unless you're a total weakling who doesn't want to go just because you have a girlfriend." Wufei snorted.
"No, no of course not." Seth replied.
"Yeah, us 3 are hooked and Quatre is going to be hooked up soon, so if you don't tell then we won't." Duo said.
"Well, I guess since no one will find out then its really know problem." Seth said.
"That's it! Tonight we're going to PAR-TAY!!!!" Duo shouted.
"Will it just be us 5, or will your friend Heero come too?" asked Seth.
"Oh, he can't come." Quatre replied.
"Whew, I'm kind of relieved because whenever I'm with Relena I feel as if he's staring at me and I feel such intense hatred, my spine shivers." Seth told them.
"Uhhh, ehhhh. It must have all been your imagination because Heero would never do that." Duo laughed nervously and glanced from side to side to the other pilots.
"Yea, how in the world would you get that? He never gives anyone a glare like you described. By the way you describe it, it might as well be called." Quatre began.
"A death glare." Trowa finished.
"Yea." The other pilots agreed.
"Yes, I guess it was kind of foolish of me to actually think that. He seems so nice, quiet, but nice." Seth replied.
"Well anyway, lets go!" Duo exclaimed as they all started walking away to leave. Wufei pulled Duo aside.
"I swear, if Sally finds out that I went to a Strip Club, I will kill you." Wufei said.
"Ahhh, don't get your panties in a twist." Duo replied.
"Maxwell!!!!" Wufei yelled.
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"Milliardo, your woman is driving you crazy so why don't you just go out with the guys and us." Heero told Milliardo.
"Noin is not driving me crazy." Milliardo replied.
"Then why are you wearing footsies with little pink bunnies all over them?" asked Heero.
"Uhhhh" Milliardo blushed.
"That's what I thought. So get changed, put on a suit, and bring plenty of cash." Heero told him as he exited the room.
"Danm't" Milliardo muttered as he got up.
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"Come on Seth, just relax! No one is here but the strippers, us, and a couple of old pervs. No biggie." Duo said trying to calm him down.
"Well, I don't know. I've been raised up as a perfect gentleman, and well this just doesn't seem appropriate." Seth told them as some of the strippers swung around on poles.
"So what! Quatre was one of those mama's boys too, and look how relaxed he is." Duo said.
"Well look at who he's marrying." Trowa hissed into Wufei's and Duo's ear. Duo chuckled at that.
"Well ok, fine. C'mon baby, here's a 20 from daddy." Seth said as he tucked a bill into her thong.
"Hehe, things are going according to plan. And within a few minutes, plan 2 will work." Duo hissed to the others.
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"A strip club?!? Yuy!!!" Milliardo yelled.
"Calm down. We have to meet the others inside. It wasn't even my idea, just blame Duo." Heero told him.
Heero could hear Milliardo mutter under his breath words such as "idiot", "pervs", "kill them later", and so on.
"Well, here we go." Heero said and pushed open the door.
"Well, it's totally boring. All I see are old guys, money, alcohol, the other 4 pilots, Seth, naked woma.... Seth!?!?!" Milliardo exclaimed
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