As it turned out, both parties were going to be near each other. Everyone went to the strip clubs for their parties.
"Yahoo!!!!!!!" shouted Hilde when the cop came out, and started taking off his clothes.
"Here's 5 bucks for you sweet thang!" Catherine said as she tucked the bill into his g-string.
"Hey cutie, want to go to my house after this so you can show me your own personal dance." Dorothy told the hunk.
"Catherine? Dorothy? Don't you guys have boyfriends? " Said Relena shocked.
"What they don't know what hurt'em." Sally told Relena after a quick french with the practically nude waiter who was delivering their drinks (don't you just totally love alcohol or what).
"Lighten up Miss. Pregnant Perky Princess. If you ain't gonna have any fun, might as well get out of here and baby clothes for your stuck up kid." Dorothy replied.
"Oh fine you guys. Bring out the next stripper and get me a rum while your at it!" shouted Relena at the top of her lungs. Then a firefighter came on.
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"Are you sure you guys that we have to do this?" Heero asked the group.
"Of course. What did you want to do on your last night of being single? Stay at home and play monopoly?" said Duo sarcastically.
"Yah, have some fun. It won't kill you, you know." Quatre replied as he tucked a 10 in the girl's thong.
"You'd better have some fun Heero, or I'm gonna forbid you to marry my knocked up sis." Zechs told his future brother-in-law drunkenly.
"Even those these woman are weak, they sure as hell know how to shake their ass." Shouted Wufei after he made out with the waitress.
"What's this?" Heero asked showing his drink to Trowa who was frenching with a waitress who wore really skimpy clothing.
"That is a Sex On A Beach (that's a drink if you don't know). Try it, its good. You'll be drunk and having fun in no time."
"I'm not sure. Relena will get mad if I mess up tomorrow." Replied Heero after suspecting it.
"Drink It! Drink It! Drink It!" chorused Wufei, Trowa, Quatre, Duo, and the stripper and skimpy waitresses.
"Fine!" Heero screamed and he gulped it down.
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After a whole night of fun, nudity, and alcohol, everyone came home safely. The good news was that no one came home with a stripper. It's about 8 in the morning and every single bathroom is occupied (they were barfing they're heads off).
"Hahahaha! Relena laughed at Hilde who's head was over a toilet.
"Good thing I passed out before I could drink that rum. But take a shower, I don't want anyone at my wedding smelling like puke." Relena told her friend.
"Shuddup you, you, ? girl. Your nothing but a Miss Goo?Goody...y two shoes." Replied Hilde tiredly.
"Whatever, after your finished taking a bath, tell Heero and the others to take showers. I think I hear the best man moaning over a toilet. Ha, no wonder you two are going out. You guys are weird together, fun together, and drunk at the same time together." Relena joked.
"Shuddup again perky princess. Can't you do it?"
"You know its bad luck for the bride to see the groom 24 hours before the wedding." Relena said .
"Oh, that's just a dumb superstition. Don't tell me that your going to do the "Something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue". Hilde told her in a mocking voice.
"Oh, thanks for reminding me. Now lets see, what can I ????"
"Ughhhh!! Oh no not again." then Hilde put her head over the toilet again.
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"I knew I shouldn't have drinkin that whole scotch bottle. If Hilde caught me like this, she'd beat the living shit out of me." Duo said over the sink.
"Well at least someone didn't force you to drink about 10 Sex on the Beach's" Heero's muffled voice said over the toilet.
"Shuddup, it was supposed to be for fun."
"Well thanks to your "fun", I'm gonna be messed up later." Replied Heero.
"Shut Up and hurry up in there!" shouted Quatre from outside the door (totally un-Quatre like though).
'Knock knock'
"Hey Heero, you in there." A voice said from outside.
"Yes." Heero muttered.
"Relena said for you to take a shower if you smell like hell, you too Duo. Also Duo, Hilde said for you to meet at the church at 10." She wants to know if you 'behaved' last night at the party." Said Catherine (she only had 2 beers because she was too busy with the guys).
"Ok lady." Replied Duo.