"And that is how you can turn a 0 into a 100. Just in case you get a bad grade and that means no new strero system, k buddie." Duo said to Lynn who was perched on his shoulders.
"Yes Uncle Duo, but do you know how to turn a F into a A?" Lynn asked.
"No, but will you teach me?"
"Sure!" Lynn replied.
"Duo, what exactly are you teaching our child? To become a idiot like you?" Heero asked Duo as he and Relena walked onto the patio.
"No,... I'm just teaching her something that might be useful one day." Duo shot back and stuck his toungue out at Heero.
"Well aren't you mature."Hilde said embarressed over her Fiance.
"But Uncle Duo, when will I ever need to use spitballs?" Lynn asked.
"Duo?" Relena and Heero said at the same time.
"I didn't I swear." Duo replied nervously making looks at Lynn for her to bequiet.
"I just don't think I would need to do that if I didn't like somebody, because you said that with Daddy and Mommy around, I could just get the person arrested or presecu,,,t." Lynn began but was cut off.
"Now that enough of that Lil Lynn." Duo said grabbing the little girl and clamping his hand over her mouth, also trying to avoid looks from her parents. Then a lightbulb came to his head.
"Hey Lynn, doesn't your parents have something to tell you." Duo said now casting an evil glance at the now nervous Relena and Heero.
"Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me Uncle Duo." Lynn said.
"Nice move Duo." Trowa replied.
"Well I didn't want them to kill me just yet." Duo replied.
"Yeah, but if you keep on acting like a baby, I'll do the job for them." Hilde said.
meanwhile
"Mommy, Daddy. Are you going to tell me now?" Lynn asked.
"Umm,... ummmm,..." Relena started (and she could say speeches in front of millions).
"Relena has her tongue tied, Relena has her tongue tied." Duo began singing.
"Go on Relena." Hilde said as she took her bag and swung it onto Duos head. Then she opened it and took out an iron (dont even ask).
"You see, on day when a relative of ours came to visit." Relena began getting back her voice (or tounge).
"Do I know this relative?" Lynn interrupted.
"Yes, but just wait a couple of years and you'll see her." Heero said.
"And one day when no one was at home, but just me and your father,..." Relena started again.
"How come no one was at home? Shouldn't there be maids or the butler, or the gardener? And how come they call them butlers, they don't have big behinds. I know that Pagan doesn't." Lynn interrupted again.
"hehehe!" giggled the others at Lynns comment.
"Now Lynn, if you keep on asking questions, then we can't tell you." Relena said.
"And since you have so many questions, you will just have to learn it in school." Heero replied and started to walk away.
"No I wont! No I wont! I promise!" Lynn said as she ran to Heero and clung herself to Heero's right leg.
"Lynn, Lynn. Get off of me." Heero said.
"I promise I won't interrupt. Puh-leeeeaaaaaassssssseeeeeeee!" Lynn whined.
"NO, Lynn. You can't get everything you want so Mommy and I will just trust the school to teach you." Heero said trying to shake off Lynn, but she just clung on even tighter."
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Screamed Lynn, that so loud everyone had to cover their ears and Duo even woke up.
"HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!" Relena screamed after Lynn was finished.
"So thats how Lynn learned to scream that loud." Duo said as he started to get up.
"Sleepy Time Again." Relena said as she grabbed the iron (?) and conked Duo over the head.
"But, The sleep Monster ran out of cookies for me to eat mommy." Duo muttered as he fell asleep again.
"What do you want now?" Heero asked as he walked to Relena with his daughter still hanging onto his leg. (a very funny site).
"Lets Just tell her the truth." Relena said.
"Theres no other way." Relena said again (its like as f their in a war and Relena has to make a decision or sumtin).
"Fine, but I'm not gonna be here when you do." Heero said as he ticked Lynn off and ran (coward).
"Mommy, will you tell me now." Lynn asked with sorrowful, puppy dog eyes.
"Ok. On that night when everyone was out or had a day off, your father gave me true happiness and love. And wanna know what it is?" Relena asked.
"What Mommy?"
"It was you." Relena replied as she bent down and gave Lynn a kiss on the forehead.
"Ohhh, ok. I'm sleepy now." Lynn said.
"Well yo should be tired after all of that screaming and clinging to Daddy." Relena said as she picked up Lynn and walked towards the mansion.
that night
"So did you tell her?" Heero asked. He was out ever since he went (ran) away.
"Yes." Relena replied as she layed down in bed.
"And what did you tell her?" Heero asked as he sat down next to her.
"I said that you gave me pure happiness and love." Relena said as she kissed Heero.
Then when they parted she added, "Even though you are a coward."