Hell For Relena and The Pilots

"Where's Relena?" asked Quatre that Sunday morning.

"She went out, she said she had some family buisness to attend to." Hilde said looking up from her cereal. She and the gundam pilots were living at Relena's.

"Family buisness? But Milliardo is upstairs." Quatre replied sitting down next to her.

"I don't know. Maybe her foster family." Hilde said. By now everyone was sitting down eating breakfast.

"Since when does Jousan visit her foster family? Asked Duo.

"I don't know I guess, she does." Hilde replied as she glanced at Duo.

"Now Duo, stop making a mess or I'm going to have to put a bib on you." Hilde said looking at her boyfriend. He was eating pancakes and had syrup and butter all over himself.

Just then they heard the door slam open.

"Hmm, Relena usually doesn't slam the door open. She always rings the doorbell." Quatre replied getting up. Everyoen else followed. A girl with balckhair and brown eyes walked through the door.

"Who are you?"asked Quatre.

"And who the hell are you?" the girl replied.

"Are you an enemy?" asked Heero taking out his gun and was about to point it at the girl.

"I don't know, are you retarded?" the girl answered back.

"Shut up." Heero replied.

"No you shutup you nasty looking, smelling like a flea bag, have ever heard of a comb loser." the girl said sticking her tounge out at Heero(actually Heero's cute)

"That's it." Heero said. He was about to give her a warning shot when she turned around and started yelling.

"Hey! Lady Lena, Get your butt over here. One of your friends are trying to shoot at me." the girl started yelling.

"Heero, stop pointing your gun at Marissa!" Relena yelled as she came through the door and stood behind the girl named Marissa.

"Who's the brat?" asked Wufei.

"I'm not a brat you chinky looking ever taken a bath with all the gelled slicked hair you have go kiss a monkey's ass." Marissa said (i am not racist against chinese people, heck Im partially chinese but i only wrote that because Wufei's chinese and she's trying to diss him).

"Arghh, Injustice you girl!" Wufei replied.

"Talk to the palm cause you ain't da bomb." Marissa replied sticking her hand in frot of Wufei's face. By now, Wufei was steamed at the girl and Trowa and Quatre had to hold him back.

"So Relena, who's the girl?" asked Heero.

"Oh, this is my 11,"

"12!" Marissa said cutting in.

"12 year old cousin from my foster mother's side. Her mom is going on a vacation to Vegas" Relena was cut off again.

"Vacation, humph. She's going gambling, lose all her money, and still come back with a grin on her face." Marissa predicted.

"And, she's going to be staying with us for awhile." Relena said as the servants came in with arms full of bags.

"Now Marissa, you have to behave. Here, let me introduce you to everybody. This here is Heero who was pointing the gun at you, next to him is his best friend Duo, then his girlfriend Hilde, then Quatre, then Trowa, then Wufei was the one who had to be restrained." Relena told her.

"Hmmm, probably not going to remember them all." Marissa replied.

"Relena is that you?" asked Milliardo as he and Noin came down the stairs.

"Yes, and this is my lil cuz who's going to be staying with us for awhile. Marissa this is my brother Milliardo and his fiance Miss. Noin." Relena said.

Marissa glanced at Milliardo, then to Relena, then to Milliardo, then back to Relena. Finally she spoke.

"Thank the Lord that I'm not really related to you." Marissa said as she opened her bag and got out her cell phone.

"Now if you don't mind me, I'm gonna go on the phone." Marissa said as she exited the phone dialing numbers.

"I like her." Duo said as he was collapsed on the floor laughing.

"As you can see,she's a smart mouth." Relena said.

"I can hear you talking about me behind my back, and I prefer the term SMARTASS!" Marissa called.

"So exactly, how long is she staying here?" asked Quatre.

"Until her mom comes back home." Relena replied.

"She's funny." Duo said as he stood up.

"Ummm, yeah. One time she got so mad that her brother was alseep with his shoes on so she set them on fire." Relena replied.

"Oh My God, what happened." Quatre asked.

"Oh, he's better. His toenails are growing back now." Relena said as she walked into the living room, the same room Marissa was in.

"I mean, what a bitch. I can't believe that whore did that. First she steals his guy, then she dumps him, leaving you single for the dance. I'd take a stick and smack her." Marissa said to the phone.

"Uh-huh"

"Uh-huh"

"Uh-huh"

"Nah uh" Marissa siad before she hung up.

"Who were you talking to?" asked Relena.

"Crystal."

"Ain't she your best friend?" asked Relena.

"Yeah, of course. That's how we usually talk." Marissa replied.

"Well then you talk weird." Trowa said.

"Well you look weird." Marissa shot back (another cutey, but gotta insult them).

"Your annoying." Heero told her.

"And your retarded." Marissa replied.

"You need discipline." Heero stated.

"And you need to mind your damn buisness." Marrisa.

"Marrisy, we don't say cusses in this house, at least not on the 1rst floor or before 6." Milliardo told her, calling her the one nickname she despised.

"Well I don't give a fucking shit about your fucking damn rules! And never, ever call me Marrisy again or you'll regret it." Marrisa yelled.

"What are you going to do, Marrisy?" Heero asked.

"Yeah Marrisy?" asked Duo.

"Marrisy, what a weakling name, but it is you and you are weak so it fits." Wufei stated.

"I'm not getting into this." Hilde said.

"Me neither." said Quatre, Relena, and Noin. Trowa was just silent.

"Guys, I wouldn't do that to my cousin." Relena told them knowing her cousin.

"Butt out of it Relena, fine you guys. I'll get you back, every single one of you." Marrisa said pointing at Heero,Duo,Wufei, and Milliardo.

"Now Marissa, remember last time you got even with somebody. The doctors told me that Miss. Ellen has been doing very well in the insane asylum. With her progress, she might be released in about 5-8 years." Relena told her.

"Well, she deserved it." Marrisa said.

"Fine, whatever. But these people might be harder. They are gundam pilots and two of them have been able to use the Zero system." Relena reminded her.

"I don't care what you people did in your little hippie days, but right now, i just have one thing on mind. Getting even!" Marrisa said before she left the room to go to hers.

"Hippie days?" asked Quatre.

"Man, she's stupid. She doesn't even know about our backrounds." Duo said.

"Whats the worst can a little girl can do?" Heero said.
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Relena and everyone else was in the living room. It was after dinner and they were just relaxing. That is until Marissa came in.

"Hey, Lady Lena!" Marissa said as she entered the room.

"Yes Marissa." Relena asked.

"Do you have anything besides tampons in your whole entire house. I mean, ughh. How can you stand to stick that up your ,..." By the word Tampons, Relena started blushing and was getting up. Then she put her hands over her mouth before her cousin could finish the sentence. She was glancing at her friends. Hilde & Noin were on the verge of cracking up, Duo was already at it. Quatre was blushing and Milliardo seemed mad. Heero had just raised his eyebrow. Trowa and Wufei had no responses.

"Owww!" Relena exclaimed as her cousin bit her hand.

"Anyway, you got anything besides tampons?" asked Marissa.

"Why, do you have it?" asked Relena.

"Nope, I just wanted to play with some." Marissa said.

Just then a servant came in.

"Miss Relena, the toilet in your bathroom is flooding. It seems that something is clogging it. We'll call the plumber right now." The servant said before leaving.

"Oh yeah, Lady Lena, I kind of umm flushed a tampon down your toilet. But as you heard the servants are going to call the plumber." Marissa told her.

"Marissa." Relena began.

"I know, I know. Go to my room." Marissa said as she left.

Relena glanced at the group who had calmed down. She sat down again, then looked at her friends.

"Tampons?" asked Hilde.

"I'm never going to hear the end of it am I?" Relena asked putting her face in her hands.

"Only until tonight." Duo replied as he burst into laughter, with Hilde along too.
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"Now, just to get even with loser number 1(heero)." Marissa said as she crept into his room. She carried a bag with her and did her work.
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"Loser number 2(Duo)." Marissa said as she clmibed into the bed with the string and scirrors in her hand.
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"Loser number 3, just wait and watch." Marissa thought as she went into Wufe's bathroom and took the shampoo and shaving cream. Then she went into his room and got the hair spray and gel.
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"Last but not least, Loser number 4(milliardo)." Marissa said as she went to his clothes and took out her paint.
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"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 4 screams echoed through the mansion.

"That's my cue." Marissa said as she creeped downstairs and hid behind a couch, hearing the arrival of footsteps.

"My hair!" shouted Duo and Wufei at the same time.Duo's hair was cut short and he held his braid in his hand. Wufei had orange soapy hair smelling of bug spray.

Heero came down fuming. On his arms, face, neck,and legs were the words I Love Relena!

Milliardo came down in pajama's with designs over them. He had hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, lost of golden rainbows, and a red balloon. Also with a kick me sign on his back.

Everyone else came down and started laughing at the four.

"I appreciate it Heero, but you could of just told me and not have to embarress your self." Relena Joked.

"Duo, you look cute with short hair." Hilde sais trying not to laugh.

"Ouchh!" Milliardo said as he looked behind to see his fiance.

"Well I saw that sign, so I just had too." Noin said laughing.

"Wufei, you stink." Trowa said.

"Injustice!" Wufei yelled.

"No really, you smell like bug spray." Quatre said moving away from him.

"Thanks to that little monster, look at us." Duo told Relena.

"Well, she said she was going to get you guys back and you guys just asked for it. But compared to other things, this is nothing. She could do so much more." Relena said.

"True cuz, this is just a warning." Marissa said as she came out from behind the couch.

"Let me at her!" screamed Duo but Hilde held him back. Heero was restrained by Quatre, Wufei by Trowa, and Milliardo by Noin.

ding-dong

"I'll get that." Relena said.

"Auntie Larrisa, your back." Relena said.

"Yep, came back to pick up Marissa, I won a free trip to Hawaii. So baby, pack your bags and lets go." Larrisa said.

"They already are. I got your message on my cell." Marissa said as the servants came down with her bags.

"Bye Lady Lena, I had a fun time." Marissa said as she exited.

"Thank god she's gone." Duo said.

"Oh yea boys. Next time, don't estimate me. See ya later bye!" Marissa said as she came back in and then left again.