"Guys, lets go on a picnic." Hilde said happily as she entered Relena's living room where everyone was.
"No, its too hot." Whined Duo who was clinging to the air conditioner.
"No its not that hot, I think its a prefect idea. Besides, theres nothing better to do." Relena said sticking up for her friend.
"Thanks Relena, now I got one person on my side, now who else wants to go on a picnic." Hilde told the lazy group of people all stretched out on Relena's furniture. Sally was leaning on the floor and was fanning herself with a newspaper. Trowa and Catherine were throwing knives around Duo for him to get off. Heero was on the couch with his eyes closed. Quatre was next to Duo savoring the little pieces of air that coud come his way. Wufei was reading a book. Dorothy was making her self lemonade.
"Picnic's are for weak stupid people." Wufei told them.
"And just becuase you said that Wufei, we're going." Sally said getting off the floor to stand with her two friends.
"Since Miss. Relena is going, I might as well too." Dorothy said giving a cold drink to Relena and not the others.
"Thank you Dorothy." Relena said as she drank the cold drink.
"What about us?" asked everyone else.
"There wasn't enough lemonade mix." Dorothy lied.
"Princess's pet." muttered Duo.
" Hey, I resent that Mister Overproctective over a stupid air conditioner.
"Hey, hey, hey! This air conditioner is not stupid. It's smart enough to make its own air, its smarter than you." Duo said grumpliy.
"Well maybe it can make its own air with the help of electricity." Dorothy shot back.
"Why don't the both of you shut up. Your both fighting over an air conditioner." Heero told them, sick of their arguing.
"Yeah, now come on. Lets go and have a picnic." Hilde pleaded. Everyone got up except Duo. Even Heero was able to peel himself off the couch.
"I'm not going. Its too hot!" whined Duo.
"We'll have ice cream, with whip cream, choclota syrup, sprinkes, and a cherry." Hilde told him. As soon as Duo heard the word ice cream he jumped off the A.C. and ran out the door.
"Come on you guys. Hurry up or all the ice cream will melt." Duo shouted. Then everyone had those famous anime sweatdrops.
"Oh Duo!" Hilde thought, "Anything for ice cream."
"Icecream! He would do anything for food!" Wufei said. He was ready to say Duo was a weakling but was shut up by Sally.
"C`mon hurry up I want ice cream!" Duo wailed in the background.
"We're coming!" Heero yelled back. Then everyone got in the car and left.
At A Park
"Yay!!!!!!! We're here" shouted Catherine gleefully.
"Yep, only took us 2 hours too." Trowa mumbled.
"What did you say Trowa dear?" asked Catherine suspiciuosly.
"Ummmm, wanna go play on the swings?" Trowa told the older girl.
"I thought so. Hey did anyone bring a radio?" asked Catherine as she and Trowa ran to the swings.
"I did. Let's find a nice spot then I'll crank up the music." Hilde said as she helped Relena unpack the food by keeping Duo away from it.
"Hey, are any of you boys going to help me with the food. I can't carry it alone you know." Relena asked.
"That is a chore that only woman should do even though they are so weak and puny to even carry a little basket." Wufei said still sitting in the car.
"Oh shut up Wufei, you are going to help us right now." Sally warned him.
"And if not?" asked Wufei.
"I'm going to do something to Nataku, and when she's finished, she'll look like a can of sardines. Now get over here and help us." Sally told Wufei.
"Injustice!" exclaimed Wufei as he got out of the car to help the girls.
meanwhile
"Ahhhh! Bugs everywhere! Get them away from me!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Dorothy as she ran around the car, tree, food, Duo trying to get to the food, and practically everywhere.
"Calm down Dorothy, its just a worm." Relena told her.
"A worm?Oh no! Even worse!!!!!!!!!!! I knew I shouldn't have come." Shouted Dorothy as she ran around still screaming.
"Hey Dorothy! Come over here!" yelled Duo who didn't feel like drooling over the food for another half hour.
"What is it?" asked Dorothy as she quietly tip toed towards Duo watching out for bugs on the ground.
"I think I found a relative of yours." Duo said as he openeed his hands and showed her a cockroach.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Dorothy screamed as she ran and bumped into Wufei who was holding the food causing it to fall onto Heero who was leaning against a tree reading a book.
"Hehehehez, look at Heero! He's covered in red jello. Watch out everyone its the jello monster." Duo joked and laughed, which caused everyone else to laugh besides Heero, Wufei, and Dorothy.
"Uh-oh, sorry Heero. It wasn't my fault." Dorothy backing away from the fuming Heero.
"Omae O Koroso!" yelled Heero as he ran after Dorothy who was running around.
"Miss. Relena, help me!" shouted Dorothy as she stepped behind Relena.
"Shut up Dorothy, now Heero. It was just a mistake. She didn't mean it, it was an accident. Calm down.
"But she stained my shirt." Heero said looking down at his green tank top that was covered in pie, chicken, rice, jello, coke, spinkles, and soup.
"Now be quiet Heero, we'll go to that little lake there and clean it off. Don't worry. Come with me so that way it will be good as new." Relena said as she took Heero by the arm and led him to the lake.
"Since Heero's wearing half of the food, lets have a smorgasboard on him." Duo joked as he was still cracking up.
"I'm gonna get you Duo. Omae O Koroso!" Heero muttered to himself.
"You can kill him later Heero, now lets clean you up." Relena said as she took off Heero's shrit.
"As if Heero's really gonna kill him. He never even finished me off. What a loser he is, and he promised he would. Oh well, boy does he look hot with his shirt off." Relena thought to herself.
a couple of minutes later
"We're back, and Heero's clean, but not dry as a bone." Relena said as she and Heero walked back towards the group.
"Hehez, why don't you guys come and eat. We'll i doubt Heero would want some food now since half of the meal was on him." joked Duo as she was stuffing his face.
"I'm thirsty!" Heero said rubbing his throat. "Where are the drinks?"
"Oh right here" Relena said. "I'll give you one" she said kindly, " and I think I'll have one too." as she got a drink for herself.
"EAAAAHHHH!!" All of a sudden a loud scream was heard. Everyone realized it was Relena. She was clinging on to Heero, who almost dropped her because of the ache in his ear.
"What the hell happened?!" Duo shouted as he uncovered his ears.
"Why is there beer in here?" Relena asked. Then everyone had those anime sweat drops.
"Oh my god! Because of that you screamed! What the hell do you want us to drink?"Duo answered.
"A typical girl, A weakling!" Wufei murmured to himself.
"Well, a lady of my standards would never drink such a thing on your level!" she yelled at Duo.
"Oh your lucky your boyfriend is my friend! I am just going to keep my mouth shut. Because if......." Duo was cut off.
"Just everyone SHUT UP! Relena if you don't like what we have drink something else! Duo if you have something to say, put something in your mouth so you stay shut! OKAY?! Next person who fights will get hurt! Is that clear!?" Hilde screamed. Relena and Duo stayed shut.