"Oh shut up Duo." Hilde told him exasperated. Hilde looked tired, most likely from Duo's constant whining.
"How's the patient Sally?" asked Relena.
"Good, he'll be good as new in about a couple of days or maybe a week." Sally replied.
"A whole week. Thats like a billion seconds." Whined Duo.
"Actually its 604800 seconds to be exact(im not so sure)." Quatre said.
"And how did you know that?" asked Dorothy.
"I did the math." Quatre replied.
"Nerd." Coughed Duo. Everyone laughed except Quatre who just looked sheepish.
"I'm hungry, is they're anything to eat?" Duo asked
"Ummm, we sort of got attacked by bugs and bears and they ate all the food." Catherine told him.
"No food? No food? I came out here into the hotness for no food. I want my ice cream sundae." Duo whined again
"Shut up." Hilde said.
"Fine." Then Duo walked off.
"Well, what are we supposed to eat?" asked Relena.
"We could always try to find some wild berries." Hilde said. The girls and Quatre gave her horrified looks.
'munch much much'
"What's that?" asked Quatre.
"I don't know, lets find out." Sally said trying to follow the noise.
"You jerk! You had food and you didn't tell us." Sally's voice was yelling at someone.
"No Woman, I cooked this food myself and I'm not letting any weaklings and women eat it." The voice said.
"Hey, Sally found Wufei and he has cooked fish." Hilde said.
"And he ate it all." Sally replied dragging a furious Wufei by the ear.
"Let go of me woman!" Wufei was yelling.
"Shove it." Sally replied.
"Humph." Wufei said.
"Well, everyone here is starving except for justice boy here." Sally said.
"Hey, where's Duo?" asked Relena.
"I think he was heading towards the car." Catherine said glancing at the explorer seated a couple of feet away from them.
"Well, lets go get him." Hilde said walking over. All of a sudden she told them to stop and put her finger to her mouth motioning to be quiet.
They peaked through the window and saw Duo laying down watching the tv in the car. He was eating ice cream and was making a mess. Their were candy bars and gum wrappers all over the seats and what looked like a chocolate stain on a seat. Relena started fuming because that was her car and he was ruining it.
"Duo has food and is watching tv." Sputtered out Quatre.
"And he didn't fail to mention it to us." Sally said mad.
"And he's ruining my car." Relena said angrily.
"I'm going to kill him!" Hilde shouted as she yanked the door open.
"Duo Maxwell! You had food and didn't tell us starving people!" Hilde yelled charging at Duo.
"And not only that, but you are ruining my car. Your using all of the battery power watching, what? Jerry Springer! They're better be enough power left to drive us home or I swear Hilde will be visiting you in the hospital for a month." Relena yelled and was about ot throw something at him except that Heero was holding her back. But it looked as if he wanted to attack him too
"Give us some food!" Dorothy, Catherine, and Quatre yelled.
"Ummm, oops." Duo replied. He looked at the mad Hilde, who was trying to choke him, Relena, Heero, Quatre, Dorothy,Sally, Catherine, and Trowa. Wufei had already ate, but he felt like kicking the american pilots ass.
"Do you have any left at all?" asked Dorothy.
"Ummm, half a container of butter pecan ice cream, a quart of neopolitan ice cream 5 pieces of bubblicous, a snicker bar, a half eaten muskateer, a can of whip cream, and a container of cherries." Duo replied at the fuming group.
"The butter pecan is mine!" yelled Catherine as she grabbed the dripping box and two spoons. She tossed the lid off and gave one spoon to Trowa while she was eating the ice cream and savoring the taste.
Relena grabbed a bowl and got the neopolitan ice cream. She took two scoops of strawberry ice cream and add whip cream, then she topped it off with a cherry.
Hilde grabbed the snicker and got a cup. She took the snicker bar and scooped out chocolate ice cream. Then she bit the snicker and sighed in delight.
Dorothy got two pices of gum and and bowl. She put two scoops of vanilla ice cream in them then added whip cream. She added the bubble gum as a topping. She grabbed two spoons and gave one to Quatre. They ate together in peace.
Sally got the remainders of the chocolate and strawberry ice cream. She took the muskateer bar, took off the part Duo had bitten of, and crumbled them into tiny pieces. She sprinkled them over her ice cream, then got a cherry and put it on her masterpiece.
Heero got the rest of the vanilla ice cream and topped it with whip cream. He got 10 cherries and decorated them around the ice cream and whip cream. He seated himself next to Relena in the back seat and they all started eating.
Wufei got a piece of gum and started chewing.
"What about me? I'm still hungry." Duo said. Everyone glared at him.
"You already ate." Hilde replied chewing on her snicker.
"By the way, where did you get this food?" asked Catherine. She and Trowa took some whip cream and cherries and added it to their ice cream.
"Ohh, I hid it on our way here. It was in a cooler i hid in the back. Although I did have to take some things out to make space." Duo replied.
Everyone ate in silence until all the food was gone. Well, except for two pieces of gum. Hilde and Relena grabbed them before anyone else could.
"Well, I'm full." Quatre replied.
"Thats good." Dorothy said.
"Well, lets go back home." Relena said climbing into the front seat while Heero got into the drivers seat.
"Ughh, hey Relena. Everything in here is sticky." Catherine replied.
"I'm not surprised after a certain someone had an ice cream feast in here." Relena said looking behind as she gave a glare to Duo.
When they were driving back, they heard a noise in the engine. So Heero got out and looked.
"Relena." called Heero.
"Yes." Relena replied.
"When Duo was watching tv, he used too much of the cars battery and now there's not enough left." Heero replied coming back.
Everyone looked at Duo.
"What??" asked Duo sheepishly.
"You imbecile, how are we supposed to get back home. Its a good miles from Relena's place." Hilde said hitting him on the back.
"Don't fret guys, I have a spare battery in the back. Heero come with me." Relena replied as she got out of the car adn went to the back. A couple of mintues later.
"Duo!!!" they heard Relena scream. She ran towards the side door and was just about to pounce on Duo before Heero held her back, wondering why she was going to attack him.
"Yes your majesty?" asked Duo.
"Exactly what did you remove from the back to fit in the cooler?" asked Relena.
"Umm, a box that said battery and a tool box." Duo said.
"You removed the spare battery and the tool box to repair the car." Heero said.
"Umm, yeah. I didn't think that we'd need it." Duo replied. At that comment Heero let go of Relena. She was about to choke Duo, but then she found Hilde already doing it.
"You stupid imbecile. How in the heck are we supposed to go home?" Hilde yelled at him.
"I,.. Don't.. Know.. Hilde.. I can't.. breathe.." Duo tried to make out.
"That's the whole point." Hilde replied. After awhile, Hilde let go. They just stood there on the side of the road or in the car mad and thinking of a way.
Just then Relena was thinking of a movie she saw one time and walked over to Hilde. The two of them started talking excitedly. After about a couple of minutes they approaced the others.
"We have an idea to get us out of here." Hilde said.
"You do? What is it?"asked Quatre.
"Well, with a little make up and a little practicing, we'll stand on the edge and look like *Cough* prostitutes *cough*" Relena said.
"You'll look like what?" asked Dorothy.
"Prostitutes, we'll fix up our clothes a bit, do the hair and make up, then chew the gum, and look like hookers. When a guy comes buy to um pick us up, thats when you guys come in and get the car." Relena said.
"Thats a really good plan." Catherine said.
"Exactly how slutty will you girls look?" asked Heero.
"Heero!" Relena said surprised.
"C'mon Relena, Catherine, Dorothy, and Sally. Help us. You boys just stay out here and do stuff." Hilde replied grabbing Relena's hand and motioning to the other girls. They ducked behind the trees.
"Ain't that a bit too short." Hilde's voice could be heard. Just then a loud
'riiiiiiip'
"Catherine, Catherine no,.. get away from me. Not the knives Cathy, no!" Relena's voice could be heard.
"I get that every day." Trowa said. A couple of minutes later Relena and Hilde came out.
Relena had her shirt cut so it now looked like a halter top. Her long skirt was cut into a mini skirt and she wore her high heels. Her hair was tied up into a pony tail and a strand was let out in front of her face. She had on mangenta lipstick and eyeliner.
Hilde wore a tube top and short shorts. She wore her skechers. Her hair was the usual way it was and she had on red lipstick and all the other makeup.
"Wahoo, don't someone look hot." Duo said putting his arms around Hilde's waist.
"Oh shut up Duo, if it weren't for you, we never would have gotten into this mess." Hilde replied.
"I feel so cheap." Relena said looking at herself.
"Yeah, but I bet a guy would pay you a lot." Heero said.