She's Back!

"Oh Relena, thanks for letting me stay here for awhile. The circus gets very stressful somtimes, right bro?" Catherine said.They were eating breakfast at Relena's mansion.

"Thats all right, but who is filling in for you?" Relena asked.

"Oh, my friend. She's pretty good." Catherine replied.

Just then they heard the door slam.

"Hmm, maybe one of the new servants." Relena mused.

"Ahh Ahh Achoo!" Dorothy sneezed.

"Oh pardon me Miss. Relena. I may be coming down with something, or maybe my allergies are acting up." Dorothy said.

"Thats ok Dorothy, what are you allergic too?" asked Relena.

"Kiwi and dogs.I haven't eaten any kiwi. You wouldn't happen to have any dogs would you?" Dorothy asked.

"Only the guard dogs outside and they live a great distance from us." Relena replied.

"Ohhhhh Lady Lena!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!!" a loud voice screamed. At the sound of that all the pilots and Relena looked up towards the door to the kitchen. Just then the kitchen door slammed open.

"Lady Lena, I'm gonna be staying here for awhile." Marrisa said.

"Oh Marrisa, we haven't seen you in awhile." Relena said as she got up.

"Looks like we're gonna have some fun." Hilde said as she started giggling.

"Who's she?" asked Sally.

"Boys, I see that you recognize my cousin Marrisa, and you too Hilde. Sally, Catherine, and Dorothy this is my foster cousin." Relena said. Just then Marrisa went up to the breakfast table and sat down, looking at the boys.

"I see that the ink came off and the hair grew back and you redyed your hair." Marrisa said glancing at Heero, Duo, and Wufei.

"Well, Kick me boy, ain't here Marrisa." Duo said.

"Aww, we dont need Granpa here for fun. Just us, the new girls, sneezy, and my preciuos babies." Marrisa said as she got up.

"Babies?" asked Quatre.

"Of course, Biggie and Chloe." Marrisa replied as she clapped her hands twice and a terrior came rushing through the doors (umm the one from There's Something About Mary).

"Oh hello biggie. Your my little baby aren't you. Yes, you are, ohh yes you are." Marrisa said as she started kissing the dog.

"A Dog! Ahh Ahh Achoo!" Dorothy said as she sneezed into Duo's bowl of cereal.

"Hey, I was eating that. But not anymore." Duo said angrily as he pushed the bowl away.

"Hey, this dog is hypoallergenic so you can't be allergic to it. Maybe Chloe but not Biggie here. Chloe, Chloe, come here girl." Marrisa said as another dog came in (umm, the one from The Nanny, that dog) through the door.

"Yes, you are my other baby aren't your baby." Marrisa said as she handed Biggie to Relena and started kissing Chloe.

"Miss. Relena, we can't have those arggh mongrowls here can we." Dorothy said while sneezing as she pointed at the dogs.

"Hey, who are you calling mongrowls. Whoa! What did the cat drag in today." Marrisa exclaimed as she looked at Dorothy.

"Ahh Ahh Achooo!" Dorothy sneezd again.

"Hey! Bug-brow girl, ever thought of tweezing those lil vermons on your face?" asked Marrisa.

"Why you lil, Ahh Achoo!" Dorothy said as she sneezed.

"You brat. I'm gonna." Dorothy said as Marrisa held up Chloe to Dorothy's face and Chloe licked her.

"Ahh!!!!"Dorothy screamed as she ran out.

"Now Chloe, you don't know where that THING has been." Marrisa said.

"Yes, its defintiely gonna be fun around here." Hilde said as she laughed again.
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"Marrissa dear, we're going to go out for a sec to run some errands. Now Duo, Heero, and Trowa are going to be here. If you do DO something, nothing too drastic ok." Relena said as she kissed her cousin on the cheek and left along with Hilde, Catherine, Dorothy, Wufei, Sally, and Qautre.

"Ughh." Marrisa said as she wiped the lipstick off her cheek.

"Now where are those losers, I'm bored." Marrisa said as she walked around. She spotted them in the kitchen, and conjured up a plan.

"Hehe." Marrissa thought as she got some things from her room.
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"Voila! The perfect drink has been made!" Marrisa shouted.

"What did you make?" asked Duo. He, Heero, and Trowa watched as Marrissa came into the kitchen half an hour ago and start mixing things together.

"Like I said, the perfect drink. Are you deaf?" snapped Marrisa as she gave him a glare.

"No!" Duo replied back.

"Well, since you guys are here test my drink." Marrissa said as she handed them cups. Heero picked his up and eyed it carefully.

"Just so you know, I plan to be a club bartender when I grow up, well thats my nightjob. So, I'm making drinks. In those are coconut extract, kiwi juice, mango,juice, and watermelon too. And just so you believe me, I'll drink it." Marrisa said as she picked up her glass and drank it.

"See!" Marrissa said.

"Fine." grumbled the others as they drank from their cups. Marrissa waited for the results smiling.

"I feel a bit woozy." Duo said as he slumped over, followed by the thuds of Heero and Trowa.

"Nighty Night boys." Marrissa laughed evily as she got her bag and started her *work*. She took out the costumes, make up, accessories, shoes, and magic markers from the large bag.
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"Hey Lady Lena, welcome back!" Marrissa greeted her cousin.

"Hello, well the house is still standing and I don't smell any smoke so I gues things went well and you didn't do any mischief." Relena replied glancing around before she layed her eyes on her cousin who was smiling wickedly.

"Ok, what did you do?" asked Relena.

"Did you ever wonder how Heero would look in a dress or what is Trowa covering with his hair?" Marrissa asked.

"Well, Trowa did never tell me what was up with the hair, so I guess I am a bit curiuos." Catherine said.

"Heero? In a dress? I gotta see this." Relena said as she followed the young girl to the kitchen. When everyone was in it, they started laughing at the scene before them.

Duo was wearing a sailor scout outfit but wearing shorts. He had on heels (like mars) and his hair was unbraided and put into two meatballs. He had on makeup and and his nails were painted.

Heero was in a green dress and sneakers. His hair was combed neatly and even had streaks of glitter on them. Their was a giant heart drawn around his face. In his hand was a bottle of beer and they could smell some that was thrown on his mouth. He also had the shape of pink lipstick on his cheek. On the front of his dress was a sign that said "I got Lucky with him
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and the arrow was pointing at Trowa.

Trowa was wearing a pokemon shirt and matching skort. He had on sneakers too. His hair was combed back and you could see a giant ZIT in the corner of his face, outlined in red marker. He also had on makeup and something on his neck that looked like a hicky. Just then they all woke up to see their friends laughing at them.

"Ahhh!!!!!!!!I'm dressed like sailor moon. No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Duo screamed as he got up.

Heero and Trowa both tried getting up, but then they're shoelaces were tied together and they fell flat on their face.

"Marrissa!" Heero muttered as he reached over and pulled his shoes off.

"Heero dear, I didn't know that you were interseted in my brother." Catherine said laughing.

"I don't like him!" Heero yelled as he reached over to Relena who just stepped away.

"Sorry Heero, but I don't date drunk transvestites. Maybe when your sober and wearing pants I'll consider it but no thanks." Relena turned him down while laughing.

"Trowa Dear, we must get you some clearasil for that pimple. Neutrogena too." Catherine said as she stared at it.

"Honestly Duo, you look good. Really you do." Hilde said as she helped take out the meatballs and rebraid his hair. Just then they saw a flash.

"Think of this as blackmail next you call me Wu-man." Wufei said as he took another, then one of Heero and another one of Trowa.

"That's it little girl." Heero said as he pulled out his gun and aimed it at Marrissa.

"I dare you." Marrissa said.

"Heero, don't" Relena said.

"No Lady Lena, let him." Marrissa said.

Just then Heero pressed the trigger and a piece of paper shot out. The paper read the words 'BANG'.

"Got you!" Marrissa said as she stuck her tongue out at Heero before running upstairs.

"I'm gonna get you Marrissa!" shouted Duo.
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"Hmm, roach brow wasn't down there. I wonder where she is?" Marrissa thought to herself as she crept around the rooms.

She then looked into a room and saw Dorothy lying there asleep. Just then a lightbulb came to her head. She took out her cell phone and started dialing numbers.

"Hello, Lisa? Hey, can I borrow muffy today? Thanks." Marrissa said.
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"Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhccccccchhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooo!!!!! Help!!!!!!!!!" Dorothy's voice screamed through the air.

Everyone bursted into her room. They found her on her bed surrounded by dogs and dog food everywhere. Dorothy was on her bed sneezing over and over again.

"Dorothy, your eyebrows." Sally said walking closer to her.

"What? What about them? Ahh, get out of here you fleabags." Dorothy said as she got up and started yelling at the dogs. She then went to the mirror and started screaming.

"My eyebrows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Dorothy screamed even louder, but then started sneezing.

"Where is that little brat?" asked Dorothy as she kept on sneezing.

"Right here roach brow." Marrissa said as she slammed the closet door open, with the other one still closed.

"Why you little brat, I'm going to." Dorothy said as she walked to her.

"Ahh, shut up. Fluffy, Precious, sik her." Marrissa said as she started opening the other closet door.

"Fluffy, Precious? What the hell kind of names are tho,..s..ee." She cut short as soon as she saw the Doberman and pitbull come out.

"Get Her!" Shouted Marrissa.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!"Yelled Dorothy as she ran down around trying to get away from the two dogs.
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