"Well, the only ones left are Hilde, Catherine, Sally,Relena, and Quatre. Now lets see how can I get them. Hmm, there's Quatre." Marrissa said to herself. It was about an hour until dinner and she was getting restless. Then an idea came to mind.
"Hehe, I know how to get Quatre." Marrissa said as she approached the boy who was alone in Relena's library.
"Hello Quatre." Marrissa said as she sat down across from him.
"Hello, Marrissa." Quatre said as he looked at her.
"Well, I was just in the bathroom and I could hear the girls talking. Did you know that Dorothy likes you?" Marrissa asked.
"She does, I never noticed. She does look prettier I guess, especially since her eyebrows were tweezed." Quatre replied.
"Yeah, that was a good one. Well anyway, she was saying that she would of asked you long ago, but she said,.. nahhh you wouldn't wanna know." Marrissa said as she started to get up.
"No, no tell me." Quatre ushered her to sit down again.
"Well, she said and I quote Quatre's cute, but he's such a sissy,weak,girly kind of guy unquote." Marrissa replied glancing at him.
"Oh." Quatre said looking down. Just then he heard a sob and looked up to see Marrissa crying.
"What's wrong?" asked Quatre concerned.
"How come they don't like me?" asked Marrissa looking up at him.
"Maybe if you stopped playing pranks, then they would be nice to you." Quatre replied.
"I mean, its just that not a lot of people would pay attention to me, because I'm the middle child and i think I'm suffering from the middle child syndrom. So thats when I started acting like this. I never meant to be this way." Marrissa sadi as she started crying on Quatre's shoulder.
"That's ok. Why don't you try acting nice and explain to everyone your feelings." Quatre said.
"Yeah, maybe your right.Thanks Quatre, you remind me of my best friend Mellissa before she moved. Your really caring and nice to talk to." Marrissa said as she got up.
"Your welcome Marrissa." Quatre replied as he watched her leave the room.
"Am I really that girly? Ahh, I'll go take a bubble bath to think." wondered Quatre to himself. Meanwhile, Marrissa was spying on him.
"Sympathy bit works every time." Marrissa said satisfied.
"Now onto part 2."Marrissa said as she crept in to Quatre's room.
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"The girls, now how am I going to get them. Well, they're all in the living room. I'll just take a peek around their rooms." Marrisa said as she snuck into Hilde's room. She started looking in her drawers and closet. Finally, in a box on the top shelf of her closet she found what she was looking for.
"Jackpot!" squealed Marrissa as she put it in her bag.
"Now onto dear Catherine's room." Marrissa thought as she exited Hilde's and went into Catherine's.She checked her watch and saw that it was only half an hour until dinner, and she wanted to do it before then.
She looked under her bed and saw a whole bunch of magazines in a box.
"Naughty, naughty girl." Marrissa said giggling to herself. She then put the box in her bag, and ran to Sally's room.
"Hmm, let me check the trusty old sock drawer for anything. Aha! A diary. Now let me just break the lock." Marrissa said to herself as she got the kitten covered book and broke of the lock. She flipped through it passing by pictures and reading interesting parts. Satisfied, she placed the book in her bag, and rushed over to Relena's room.
"What is this?" wondered Marrissa as she picked up the small material in her hand. She then put it in the bag and left.
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Everyone came down to dinner, except for Marrissa and Quatre. Just then Quatre walked through the door and everyone looked up.
"What happened to you?" asked Duo who was cracking up.
"Marrissa stole my clothes and replaced it with these." Quatre replied. He was wearing a white shirt and had on a leather jacket. He wore black jeans and black boots. On the back of his leather jacket were the words, 'Bad Boy'.
"You can stop staring." Quatre said lookin around.
"By the way, where's the little she-devil?" asked Duo who had calmed down.
"Hi everyone! Sorry I'm late but I was doing some research." Marrissa said as she came into the room dragging a bag behind her.
"What's in the bag?" asked Catherine.
"Oh well, since I had already played pranks on the boys, well except Quatre but that's been settled, right bad boy. I was thinking its only fair for the girls too." Marrissa said as she brought the bag closer to them.
"Uhh, uhh. We didn't bring anything to Relena's that could embarress us." Hilde said blushing a light shade of pink.
"Oh yes you girls did. By the way Hilde my girl, you wouldn't happen to know who was Miss. Sports Illustrated for April A.C. 198 would you?" asked Marrissa as she took out something from the bag and walked over to the space between the blushing a deep red Hilde and a confused Duo.
"Ummm, no." squeaked out Hilde.
"Well I do!" Marrissa exclaimed as she held out the magazine and showed everyone. There on the page was a picture of Hilde in a raincoat, obviously naked but the sash was covering her below the waist and the jacket was closed so you couldn't see her chest, but the side of her cleavage. She was holding an umberlla and winking.
"Woah Hilde." Relena said looking.
"Hilde!" shouted Duo.
"I'm sorry I'm sorry. I needed the money and I knew this guy and he was working at the shoot and one thing led to another and before I knew it I'm in the magazine." Hilde replied lookin down.
"Hmmm, missed this issue." Wufei mumbled. Marrissa overheard him and went back to her bag. She got out the big box that she stole from Catherine's room.
"Well, Wufei is not the only one who likes to look at naughty naughty pictures now do they huh Catherine." Marrissa said slyly as she stepped in between Catherine and Trowa. She sat the heavy box and faced the letters towards her.
"It seems that out dear knife thrower seems to have a habit of looking at hot naked men!" Marrissa exclaimed as she turned the box around and on it were the words in giant red font'Catherine's box of Playgirl Magazines and porno tapes(plus *toys*)'. Everyone glared at Catherine who was blushing an even deeper shade of red than Hilde.
"I have a problem." whispered Catherine.
"Let's look at them huh Cathy." Marrissa said opening the box. She took out magazines and tossed one to Dorothy, Hilde, Sally, and Relena. Then the boys next to them snatched the magazines out of their hands.
"Hey, don't hurt them. I'm the only person on the world to have all of them." Catherine said.
"Hey look, porno tapes. And what is this that it says on it." Marrissa said. Just then Catherine looked up and tried to get to Marrissa. She ducked under the table and went to the other side.
"Co-produced and co-starring Miss. Catherine Bloom. Looks like someone was doing something else before she started throwing knives." Marrissa announced. Catherine was trying to find her knives and were searching through her pockets.
"Looking for these Cathy dear." Marrissa said holding them up.
"Give them back!" shouted Catherine as she tried to get to her but was held back by Trowa.
"Now, now, now. We must calm down. By the way Relena dear, look what I found in your ligerie drawers." Marrissa said as she jumped down and grabbed something from the bag.
"What??" Relena said who was blushing red and glanced quickly at Heero who was just staring around.
"I found a g-string on Relena's bed. And the owner is " Just then Heero had his mouth over Marrissa's mouth.
"Shut up shut up shut up." Heero whispered.
"Damn, I'm biting him and he's not flinching. I know." Marrissa thought to her self. She was standing near Duo and gave it to him before Relena could grab it from her. Since they were both distracted because of Marrissa they couldn't get to Duo.
"Property of Mr. Heero Yuy." Duo read aloud, and then started cracking up.
"Hey Heero, how did you fit into this little get up?" Duo managed to ask between giggles.
"When?" asked Hilde.
"Well, he looked quite cute in my dress and I just couldn't resist." Relena said looking down. By now, Heero had let go of Marrisa and was giving death glares to Duo.
"Yeah, since you two played dress up. Hey Lady Lena, tell em how much you liked wearing Heero's tanktop and shorts." Marrissa replied as she held up a tape.
"Why you little." Heero said trying to get the tape.
"$50.000,000 and I won't show this tape to your brother." Marrissa said.
"Arghhh!!!!!"Heero said.
"Eeenie, meenie, miinie, moe!" Marrisa said as she pointed to Sally.
"Your left lady!" Marrissa said looking at Sally.
"I found a diary!" Marrissa said as she held up the book.
"Oh Wufei, he looked so cute in those pants. And his @$$ was so tight and cute. I could of just!" Then Marrissa stopped leaving them at a cliffhanger.
"The injustice!" Wufei shouted.
"No!!!!!!" shouted Sally as she tried to get her.
"See ya!" Marrissa said as she exited leaving everything behind.
"Let's get her." Relena said saying the thing that was on everyone's mind.
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"Time to fix up my room." Marrissa said watching them through the lil tv hid in her room.
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