Vegeta:no bulma I just can't do this....*sniff* I'm too scared
Bulma:vegeta come on...you've trained to hard to give
up now!
Vegeta:but i... Trunks:u can do it dad!
Bra:yeh!
*vegeta dances in drag for goku and piccolo*
Goku:oh yeh! go baby go!

Piccolo:oh where oh where has my little dog gone...goku!
Goku:*eating something* it taste like chicken

ChiChi:that krillin's got an ass to die for
18#:what?!
Goku:*has no clue what's going on*
ChiChi:uh...heh heh...nothing *my god did i say that out loud?*

*group is camping in the woods and hears strange sounds*
Piccolo:will someone go c what that is already!
Goku:nuh uh man i aint going out there!
Vegeta: we're all gonna die!
Krillin:what if its...*freaky music* the curse of the paur witch!
All: *gasp* nnnoo!!
All:we're all gonna die!
Vegeta:krillin you always die anyway so go look!
Krillin:hell no! u go look!
Piccolo:everyone shut up already i'll go! *walks out the tent with a flashlight*
Goku:he's a goner *piccolo's screams r heard* told u so
Piccolo:*from outside the tent* dammit! u scared me now cut the crap we're trying 2 sleep! *hits puar with flashlight and walks back*...damn cat thing

Goku: jeez gohan it's not that hard...now listen i'll explain one more time...you take the cube root of A multiply it by 24 to the tenth power, subtract 180, divide 313.343434, and add negative 6 squared....jeez Gohan:.....

Piccolo:eeeeek! spider! spider! someone kill it! kill it!
Goku:..huh..spider?! aaahhh!!
Piccolo:oh my gawd! goku its on u! it's on u!
Goku:aaaaahhhh!!!!help! help me!!
Vegeta:what's going on?
Piccolo:goku's got a spider on him!
Vegeta:aaahhh!! goku it's on your shoulder!!!
Goku:*swings at it in vain as it runs all over him*aaahhh!!!
Bulma:chichi get the popcorn
ChiChi:hahahaha

Trunks:*chillin' on a cruise boat*
Goten:uumm...trunks *rumbling*
Trunks:*ignoring goten*
Goten:..uumm trunks....trunks!
Trunks:what?!
Goten:*points behind trunks*
Trunks:aaaahhh!!! not again!!!*runs*
Tons of Girls:it's Leo! get him!
Goten:*laughs evily*

Vegeta: *singing in his scouter* im too sexy for my armor..too sexy for my space pod...too sexy..
Nappa:oh god here we go again
Raditz:we don't know him
Taurus:kill me now

Frieza: zarbon which lipstick goes better purple..pink...or black...
Zarbon:well the purple brings out your eyes...but i say the pink
Frieza:i agree..oh and i love what you've done with your hair
Zarbon:*blushes* i thought you'd never notice...
Dodoria:frieza and zarbon sitting in a tree!...k-i-s-s-i-n-g...
Frieza/Zarbon: *blush*

Krllin:If u wanna be my lover!
Vegeta:ya gotta get with my friends!
Goku:hit me baby one more time!
Piccolo: damnit goku u screwed it up!
Goku:*sweatdrop* whoops wrong song

Goku:i've lost my mojo!
ChiChi:i'll say!

Marron:moon prism power make up!
Pan:saturn planet power make up!
Bra:neptune planet power make up!
All:we are the sailor senshi! and on behalf of love we will punish u!

ChibiGohan:dad where do babies come from?
Goku:space
ChibiGohan:thanx that was bugging me*walks off*
ChiChi:goku why is gohan running around saying he's a meteor?(goku was found in a space pod)

Goku: *in a cell with gohan* man who knew that wuz illegal in 18 states?

Vegeta:bulma does this make me look fat?

Pan:ok i want a pms barbie...stripper ken doll...prostitute skipper...crack addict kelli....
Videl:gohan she's your daughter u deal with it

Yamcha:i feel pretty oh so pretty!*dressed in drag in front the mirror*
Paur:*dialing authorities*

Vegeta:im back bulma!
Bulma:im in the bedroom veggie...come and get me big boy
Vegeta:oh kami...
Bulma:come on say it...
Vegeta:no
Bulma:come on...
Vegeta:no! Bulma:please....i'll give u a cookie...
Vegeta:...goku
Bulma:*tosses him a cookie and pets him* good boy
Vegeta:....

ChiChi:goku dinners ready!
Goku:oh that's ok im not hungry *chichi,gohan,and goten all die of a heart attack*

Nappa:damn rogaine....
Tein:yeh i know..
Krillin:it doesn't work 4 crap...
MasterRoshi:your telling me...
Piccolo:yep

Piccolo:dammit! wheres's the remote sailor moons comin on!

Goku:damn that serena's hot!*sound of chichi's frying pan on goku's head*

Bulma:*looks at vegeta* mmm hmmm....just like oprah said (ala sinbad)
Vegeta:?

Goku:i love u man!
Vegeta:u aint getting my beer
Goku:damn

Goku:hey guys lets quit this fighting gig and take up flower arranging!
All:yeah!

Shenron:do u relize how annoying u ppl r!? *whiny immitation voice* shenron....we want this...revive this person..now this person ...well screw u guys im going home!*dissapears*
Krillin:reow!..bad mood
Goku:i didn't know he watched south park
Vegeta:i love that show!

Mr.Popo:what the hell am I?!
All:no one gives a f* dude!

Frieza:*watching snl* i luv this skit!
Zarbon:which one?
Frieza:pat! u know the one where ppl try 2 figure out if it's a guy or girl ,but they never figure it out! it's so hilarious *lol*
Zarbon:kind of relates huh?..
Frieza: what?
Zarbon:oh nothing

Goku:*relaxing in hawaii*
Kai:goku!the earth is in danger from...
Goku:and i care?! screw you!

Goku:i can't find my glasses!
ChiChi:honey u don't wear glasses...*rolls eyes*
Goku:oh yeah

Mr.Satan:...im just a sorry excuse for a man
Videl:damn right

Bulma:*trying to program the vcr clock* damn this is 2 confusing!
Vegeta:*walks in and does it in a second*
Bulma:i hate you
Vegeta:what?

Vegeta:*crying*i have feelings too!your just so mean 2 me!
Goku:*crying 2*look im sorry i didn't know you felt that way..forgive me veggie!*they hug*
ChiChi:bulma the apocolypse has come!

*king vegeta in an important meeting with frieza and co.*
ChibiVegeta:*walks in*daddy i want a pony!
KingVegeta:not now!
ChibiVegeta:*whines*but it isn't fair! all my friends have them!i bet mommy would let me!your just a meanie butt!*sticks out tongue*
KingVegeta:*is this far from killing him* Frieza:*laughing*oh vegeta you are soooo insensitive....let the boy have his *lol* pony
ChibiVegeta:oh yeh nappa got his head stuck in the potty again....and...
KingVegeta:*chases vegeta around the room trying to kill him*
ChibiVegeta:aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

Piccolo: im green da ba dee da ba..dab ba dee da.

Yumcha:scar tissue that i wish u saw...

ChiChi:gohan!
Gohan:...mom?
ChiChi:what the hell are u doing?!
Gohan:...studying..we have a test-
ChiChi:-i don't think so mister!! the saiya-jins r coming in 1 fk'n year dammit! u get your ass out there and train!

Gohan:pikachu! go!

Trunks:hey baby..let's say me and u take it out back and..*slap*
Goten:dude your doing it all wrong...

Frieza:I LOVE YOU!!!!!
Goku:WHAT?!?!?!? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT, U FREAKY GIRLY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Frieza:*crying* I CAN'T HELP IT! I WAS ABUSED AS A CHILD!!!!!!!
Goku:Oh jeez...get away from me you freak!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Frieza, Vegeta, and Goku are on a camp out*
Vegeta:CAMPOUTS ARE SO FUN!!!
Goku:Yeah, I know...does everybody have their sleeping bags?
Frieza:I don't. Can I sleep with YOU?!?
Goku:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku:GET AWAY, YOU FREAK!!! I'M NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!
Vegeta:Let's beat him with sticks! Frieza:OUCH! OWWWW!!! STOP IT!!! OWWW!!!

Goku:ChiChi get Gohan! I need him to risk his life to save the universe.
ChiChi:Ok

Goku:KAMEHAM.....dangit! what was it again?
Gohan:I don't know. I forgot.
Krillen:kamehame....ham?
Gohan:kamehame...sweat socks?
Goku:aw shoot

*Frieza flies up to Goku wearing black tu tu*
Frieza:Goku, do you think this clashes?
Goku:WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *runs away*
Frieza:What?

Piccolo: Goku:You got into the coffee again, didn't you?
Piccolo:Coffeewithlotsofsugar!
lotsandlotsandlotsofsugar!
Iwantsomemore,isn'tthereanymore?
Goku:*backs away slowly* Ummm....I don't think you need any more...
Piccolo:*watches him with wide swirly eyes* (you know, the crazy 'too much caffine look)
Goku:*runs away* whaaaaaa!!! help!!! it's a monster!
Piccolo:*runs after him* awwc'mon!
justonelittlefight???
Goku:*runs faster*
ChiChi:I love it when this happens! *lol*
Bulma:Did you leave out the coffee on purpose again?
ChiChi:Well....
Bulma:Cool. *takes out popcorn and sits down* *lol*
Let's just watch then!

#18:What did you get that silver medal for?
Krillin:Singing
#18:What did you get that gold badge for?
Krillin:Stopping

Goku:Chi-Chi!!!
Chi-Chi:What is it this time?
Goku:*crying* I got a booboo!!!
Chi-Chi:Why do I always got to be the man of the house?

MasterRoshi:That's it I've had it with women!
Oolong:Really?! *smiles*
MasterRoshi:Yup from now on I'm goin' single *slapping sound*
MasterRoshi:What the hell something jus' hit my ass!
Oolong:It wasn't me!!!

ChiChi:Goku, brace yourself.
Goku:what?
ChiChi:you have to get a shot.
Goku:YEAH!!!!! I LOVE getting shots! Needles are so cool!
ChiChi:Who are you, and were is my husband?!

Chouzu:Tien. Come here I have something to say to you.
Tien:Yes?
Chouzu:We have been friends a long time, right? I have a secret. Do you know why I picked you to be my body gaurd?
Tien:Yes. Because I am loyal and strong.
Chouzu:No...I picked you because I think you are a hunk.
Tien:AHHHHH! I'M THE BODY GAURD OF A HOMO!!!
Chouzu:*puckers his lips like he is going to kiss Tien*
Tien:AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

ChiChi:*holding up a bag of pot* Gohan, what is this?
Gohan:Um.......Pencil shavings, Mom! I had to study hard for that....
ChiChi:*smells weed* Come with me!
(LaTeR)
ChiChi:*blowing smoke rings at Gohan* I haven't smoked shit like this in a long time!
Gohan:*singing* Cause she's so hiiiiiiiggggghhhh above me!
Goku:*walks in* What's that smell?!
ChiChi:*tries to hide the pot but Goku sees it* Ummm, nothing!
Goku:ChiChi, why do you have a bag of pencil shavings?