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Before we begin our story a disclaimer:
I don't hate Sailor Moon. I actually think it's a pretty snazzy show. However, I am not a "moonie". I just can't stand Weenie, er, Reenie. Thank you.
On a sunny afternoon, we find the T sharing his infinate wisdom with da kids.
This Only Makes Our Mohawked Hero Upset
And So, That Night, While The T Slumbers, Renie's Hypnotizes One Of Da Kids With Her Umbrella Thingy And Makes The Kid Sneek In And Steal Mr. T's Chains! Back At Her Hideout...
And So, Mr. T Finds Out Where The Spore Is Hiding, Hops In His 1982 Custom GMC Van And Arrives There Helluva Fast!