What's your name in Japanese?
Kojiro
Where did you grow up?
Sunny Town
Ok James, tell us a little about your background.
Well, let's see here.....oh yeah I grew up in a wealthy family not like Jessie's poor family. I was engaged to a dumb and scary girl named Jessibelle. So I decided to run away. But I had a Growlithe named Growlie that I had to leave behind. *Sniffle*
Get on with the story, crybaby!
Oh ok. Then I went to Pokemon Tech where I met Jessie.
Oh yeah, your girlfriend.
She isn't my girlfriend. Just a friend. Anyway, we both flunked out of Pokemon Tech. So then we went and joined a bicycle gang. I was the only one with training wheels there. Because of that they called me Trainer Jim. Then I ended up here in Team Rocket.
Anyway so what do you like, James?
I like roses, bottlecaps, donuts, oh yeah myself,...
And Jessie
Oh yeah and Jess- hey wait a moment! I don't like her!!!!
What do you hate?
The twerps, failing, and Jessie hitting me.
What three words best describe you?
Emotional, sentimental, and nice.
Typical characteristics of a pansy boy.
*Confused* I don't like pansies.
*Sigh* You just don't get it.
Do you have any pictures of yourself?
Sure, here.
Here's me as a tot.
A tater tot?
That's Jessibelle.
Hot girl alert!
That's me on my bike with training wheels.
*Baby talk* Awwww, little baby needs his training wheels or else he falls down and gets owchie.
Here's me being reunited with Growlie.
What a mangy mutt. Probably a flea market.
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