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The James/Brock Relationship
Written by the person who will get yelled at by everyone for this, including herself, Dee ^_^

James and Brock, the relationship that has everyone saying, "What the hell?" Yes, it's true, I am a die-hard Gymshipper AND Rocketshipping, but let's just SAY, for the sake of argument, that James HAPPENED to be gay. Then, let's say Brock HAPPENED to be gay as well. Wouldn't they make just an absolutely kawaii couple? I'm not usually into yaoi couplings, but this is one I could see happening. But you'll hear about that later.

Holy Tablet of Contents!
Vital Stats
Evidence
Blockades
Brock's Side of the Ship
James' Side of the Ship
Official Opinions from Us
The Best Shippy Piccies
And the Best Shipping Moment Award Goes to...

Vital Stats


Technical Term: I call it Koishipping ("koi" is "love" in Japanese; it's also a fish) because Brock and James are the two most heavily loved boys on Pokémon (but then again, when you're other options are people like Ash and Professor Oak, it's easy to see why). On some so-called Offical sites they call it Brocketshipping, but that's what Jessie/Brock is called too, and doncha think it's gay to have two shipping groups named the same thing?

Spark: Erg... I dun think there is one, not really.

Chance of Love Being Declared on TV: It all depends on how crazy the directors wanna make this show

Behind the Ship: Brock was an average kid- who happened to be a gym leader, girl-crazy and raising ten siblings on his own... James was your normal teenager who ran away from a dominatrix fiancee, flunked out of school, was in a bike gang and joined a crime organization... until one day, an extremely jacked-up Gastly pulled them into a shrine for a night they'd never forget...


Evidence (And Funny Shtick)
Okay, so there really isn't a whole lotta evidence for this coupling. It's one of the few yaoi couplings that even HAS more than once scene to consider evidence- except for Ash and Brock... funny how these yaoi groups always center around Brock, hai?
*Gets attacked by ST, Jess, and Haley* All Three: Cut out the Brock-disser's unworthy tongue!
Me: *Warding off trio* BROCK IS A SEXY MAMA WHO'S LOOKS ARE ONLY SURPASSED BY HIS CHARM AND INTELLIGENCE! *Brock-lovers sit down* It really hurt to say that... so anyway... even though there isn't much evidence, there is a tiddy taddy bit, and by God we're gonna use what we got! I can honestly say there are *counts* approximately five possible moments for Koishipping within the entire series. Not much to go by, but here it is.

Impure thoughts behind devilish grins- In "Pokémon Shipwreck" (ironically enough one of the best Rocketshipping episodes) Misty forces Team Rocket and Ash-tachi to come to a temporary truce. Jessie and Ash shake hands cooly enough- because, let's face it, a Jessie/Ash relationship is right up there on the list of "No way in Hell" with Prof. Oak and Misty- but Brock and James greet each other with wicked smirks and devilish looks. Though I myself don't really consider this a true "moment" or anything like that because of the fact that they're trying to break each other's hands, the glares they give are pretty funny.

One Dark Night in a Shrine... Ah, "The Ghost of Maiden's Peak!" Yet ANOTHER Rocketshippy/Koishippy episode, as sweet words fly 'twixt Jessie and James... while sweet actions pass 'tween Brock and James... ::Can't hold it in any longer:: MWAHAHAHAHAHA! *Ah-hem* First, the setting. A ghost hypnotizes a charming, sexy young man and Brock by using her wits, magic and beauty (though how a transparent woman can be pretty is beyond me). The duo follow her into a shrine for a truly gastly night of horror and mystery.
Haley: BAD PUN! *Smacks me with a mallet*
Me: ::Once the birdies clear:: We don't have a clue what goes on in the cabin (I myself have two theories, one which involves psychological warfare and another which involves yaoi lovin') but when the two come out they're giggling and babbling like a couple of bakas (a.k.a. what Ash is all the time). Why, they even get in a little kiss (though I have to point out that James also humps Jessie's leg during this time) before being broken from the spell.
Hanging on for Dear Life- There have been many moments where many characters have found themselves clinging to each other to keep from falling off a cliff (okay, mostly it's just Team Rocket), and just such a thing happens in "Forest Grumps." When the bridge collapses at the end, James finds himself latched firmly onto Brock's jeans.
I know, it isn't really evidence but 'tis still kinda funny. In the same episode James is pulled up by- you guessed it- Brock's GIANT ONIX. Think about what an Onix looks like, and you'll get what I just said.
ST: I don't.. *thinks* EEEEEEEEW!
Me: Once again, not really proof but still hilarious if you know how to think about it.


Blockades


There's about three bazillion things keeping Brock and James apart (I won't go into huge detail) but here are the main ones.

Sexuality- Unless something very odd happens, Brock has and always will be the swinger wannabe of the century. He spends every waking and sleeping moment of his life thinking about various Joys, Jennys, Willheminas, Suzis, probably even Misty when the mood takes him. James, on the other hand, well... it's sort of up in the air.

Team Brocket?- It's kinda hard to form a romance when one of you (and your buddies) are constantly kicking the crap out of the other (and their buddies). So, without Brock coming into the light and getting the sense to leave the baka Satoshi behind, this ain't gonna woik out.

Jessie and Misty MWAHAHAHAHA! GYMSHIPPING AND ROCKETSHIPPING FOREVA! *Slapped repeatedly by Jet* Though this one may just be totally opinionated, I don't think Kojiro-sama and Takeshi's female friends would take kindly to this relationship... they seem rather freaked out and a tad pissed below, don't you think? (In case you haven't noticed, that pic is used a lot 'cause I don't have very many Brock-James piccies)


Brock's Side of the Ship

This is one of those really "iffy" ships that doesn't HAVE too much of a side to it. I guess if you were to mention this to Brock, the first thing that would happen is his eyes would widen in surprise and... oh wait, that wouldn't work... well, I guess he'd just pass out in shock that someone would bring it up, even though he'd have to admit that yes, James is hot, everyone knows it, and even the guys have are attracted to him.
Would Brock Start the Relationship? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Before a 'ship can be started, you must have rock-hard evidence. We'll leave this up for grabs for the moment.


James' Side of the Ship

Let's face it folks, James is a victim of being just too darn hot. It must be tough being sought after by girls and guys alike, especially if there's only one true love for you. That one true love being, of course...


FOOD
You were expecting something else?
Would James Start the Relationship? If James and Brock did begin something borderlining a romantic fling, our hungry little Koi King would be too busy stuffing his face with Brock's homemade rice balls (or are they donuts?) to go any farther than a friendship... though foodslave might be a nice title for Ash's squinty-eyed sidekick... *Gets funny image of Team Rocket ordering Brock around as their food slave, banging goblets down and shouting "More ale, wench!"* Heeheehee...


Official Opinions from Us

Yeah, like anyone cares what we think.

Dee, who's starting to wonder if supporting this and Rocketshipping makes her a hypocrite- Okay, I don't really BELIEVE in this coupling, it's just that I think if James ended up being gay Brock would be the only guy I'd be happy to see him go with... plus it would be kinda funny to see them as a couple... Brock would make such a kawaii housewife, don't you agree? But don't get the wrong idea or anything. I'll always be a Rocketshipper at heart.

Jess... one of those Brockcrazy peeps- Noooo! NO! NO! NEVER! BROCK IS COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY STRAIGHT! HE LOVES MISTY! And Jim is just....special. Possibly bi. But we all know he loves Jess. Come on. Admit it.

Haley, Who Is Devastated- Two of my fav bishies! Brock, and James...GAY!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I mean, I always had a feeling about James, but my BROCKIE!!!! But, they both are so cool, I guess the couple wouldn't be bad. (I can't be against yaoi, I'm the founder of a yaoi club! ^_^;) BUT THEY'RE MY BISHIES! WHY?!?! WHY?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ST, Whose sense of Humor is Kinda Like Dee's (is that a good thing?)- Lesse... koishipping..... Well, I find it hilarious more than anything... And yeah, if James were gay, and he erm, ended up with some guy, it would be as funny as hell to see Brock and him get together. *laughs* I'm insane... I know.... but, I kinda halfway support it, sorta... a little... maybe... Erg, now I'm going to stop before I don't know anymore... O_o

Jet, Who is a Pervert- I could deal with this... I'd pay to watch too. ^_~


Favorite Shippy Pics

*Pokes index fingers together* Er-hem, well, y'see... all the Koishippin' pics that I know of are on this very page, so you've probably viewed them all by now... That's the way it goes with the unpopular couplings, huh?


The Best Shipping Moment Award Goes to...

Dun dun duuuuuuuuun! THE HUG'N'KISS ON MAIDEN'S PEAK! Okay, so we don't know for sure that anything really happened within that shrine (shoot, for all the public knows the maiden took them in there, gave 'em some sake and they quietly went to sleep) but it's fun to muse, isn't it? Plus, I love this picture of them hugging. Not only do I find their facial expressions hilarious, but Jessie and Misty look so incredibly freaked out that it makes it all the more memorable! And, just for kicks, I'm gonna show you the same pic you've seen several times within this site... two more times! *Giggles like James*

I'm Dee, and that's all I gots to say 'bout that!

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