Why on Earth would anyone want to be a senshi? Do they think it's fun? It is if you're a maniac, but most people just don't have the energy... *stretch & yawn*. And why does everyone love those stupid smirnoff ice's and Mike's hard lemonades? Listen up. Just like how people who drink ZIMA are not cool *slides pointed look at Zach*, those who enjoy these drinks are also not cool. This clause goes for wine coolers as well. Note that when caught in a bar and someone calls you on having a dorky drink that these excuses only make you look much, much worse:Back to the previous page.
I'm only drinking this because I'm driving tonight.
- Okay this one irked me, cuz it wasn't even like the bitch was there at eight o'clock having -A- wine cooler, but it was like one thirty, and the ho was on her sixth and stumbling and shit. Not to mention that I'm despised that a sixer of wine coolers made her drunk.
I hate the way most alcohol tastes, beer makes me puke.
- Okay, LISTEN. I am so tired of seing sixteen year olds puking mike's hard lemonade. YES they taste better than beer, and though I don't believe they have as much alcohol as they say, they do contain about as much as most beers. SO naturally, understand that if three beers make you sick, three Mike's will do the same. Now let's also take into account the extreme amount of sugar in these drinks. More sugar=dehydration, which means you get more of a hangover and could pass out or something, and have increased chance of blackouts. Also, for those hard lemonade people, there is a LOT of citric acid in those jammies, so if you can manage a few of those, your going to burn the lining of your stomach and esophogus, -especially- if you throw up.
Oh, and on a side note, Killian's Irish Red, is not what it claims to be. Do not drink it, my Irish bro's and sistah's, because, though they say different, it is a mere american brew with red die. The sick bastards. Boycott it!
So yeah, Being a senshi and drinking wussy drinks and being a slob are all not cool things for those who can't handle the responsiblilty. Get the point? Either scenario the amatuers'd be better off staying home so they don't hurt themselves. End Rant.