THE LIST

Oh yeah, we know who you are. And furthermore, we don't like you. THUSLY, you get death! Appearances in order of Who-Pissed-Gwyn-Off-The-Most-Today.

*Gwyn comes in with a bottle of Belvedere Vodka and sits*

Okay, its list time. Senshi who deserve to die with me here to tell 'em why. *drinks* Hmm, who first? Ah how about...

• Jace Kellen/Sailor Hephaestos

  I'd give anything to see this one go down, and thusly I'm not putting her first on the list. She's part of a whole 'nother agenda of freaking pain. Especially since everyone loves the bitch for some reason these days! I mean... how? How are so many men (and women) attracted to her? Though, now that I think about it, they're all pretty much Graikos or Astronomia... one more thing to prove they love evil! Destroy! So here goes me just venting a little, k?

  REASONS TO KILL HEPHAESTOS

• Stupid ass-I-live-in-Virginia-but-I'm-a-loser-with-a-wannabe-mofo-Eliza-Doolittle-havin'-cockney-accent, bitch!

• Ya red hair havin', tryin to be buff so you can be like;"I ain't got no legs, but you think I'm sexy anyway", lookin' mofo with breath so stank it made my chia pet turn colors and wilt, bitch!

• Curses to fucking much.

• *drinks* Back to the hair! Ah ya red spikey bangs havin' mofo, you look like Knuckles from sonic the mofo hedgehog for sega Genesis, which was always iller than Nintendo in my book, 'cept for Duck Hunt and that game witht he drawings that you guess what they mean... uh... -shit-. END RANT.

  *drinks, breathes*

• Anyway, you are a shit talking bitch and the next time I see you no mailbox is gonna save yo' sorry ass! *drinks pompously*

  
  

  Jack Reilly/Tcyhe

  Next, that goddamnedest sonovabitch-o, Jack Reilly, Tyche. That bastard. Hate the hat, the accent, and especially the way all the girls drool over him.

  • You-ratty-hair-havin-pube-covered-chin-lookin'-hick-wit-a-stick-and-a-pencil-thin-dick, bitch!

  • You ruffles-havin', Lissie-nabbin',big-talkin', Jace-gawkin', wink-giving, someone needs to wipe that smirk off your face, SON OF A BITCH!

  • What's with you and the drawing? Its, like, the most disgusting way to pick up highschool chicks, ever. *gags* Pathetic.

  • He's basically Jace's bitch, isn't he? *shudder*

  • Here's the part that's not a joke:

    Stay away from Thalia or I swear to God I'm not only gonna kill you, but I'm gonna hunt down your friends and family and torture them. I'll take every single one of your drooling little graikos girlfriends, cut out their tongues and use them to slap your mother around with. Got that?

    Yeah, that's right, I'll talk about yo' Mamma! *points* And don't forget it!

    *guzzles*

    *looks around bleary-eyed*

    So... who else... uh...

    Jen: Okay, this isn't what this page is really gonna look like. This is just the under construction page. Just wanted to let Gwyn vent a little. *yawn* Boy. Girl got rage!