Here, we have Grìma Wormtongue, from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers and Return of the King
Grìma is a servant of Saruman. He was once the advisor to King Theoden of Rohan, but when his trechary was discovered, he was promptly banished. In the books, Wormtongue didn't seem to play that important of a role. The major thing he did (SPOILER) was kill Saruman. Damn hobbits! He does Middle Earth a great service, and what do they do? Shoot him full of arrows! Little bastards!!
Anyway, yes, Wormtongue is yet another of my crushes. No. 1 reason...he reminds me of Professor Snape. Go ahead, laugh it up. No. 2 reason...he's played by Brad Dourif! Whoohoo!! No. 3 reason...he reminds me a lot of myself. I mean, he and I have several of the same mannarisms. And...both of us aren't exactly the bravest of all people. *sniff* COME HERE, MY DARLING! *gets Grìma in a tight hug and covers him with kisses*
Grìma: ACK!! CAN'T...BREATHE...
