Hello there, folks. Citizen Matt here with a new Do-It-Yourself-You-Lazy-Bastard Project®. So, by now, you’re wondering, "Why Citizen Matt, what is this grand project that I, the Lazy Bastard, am to do?" Well, I’ll tell you what to do. In easy to understand instructions no less. You see, "The Cause" is usually written with blaring music in the background, and sometimes, that music seeps into the story. So I’ve taken it upon myself to tell you, the reader, what music you should listen to to enhance your "Cause" experience.
- Get Morpheus, KazAa, or a sizeable amount of CD’s out, and a CD burner ready.
- Get "Unsound" by The Headstones. I think it’s kinda the "theme song" of "The Cause".
- Find the CD’s with these songs on them, and burn them onto a CD.
- Episode 1, "Ash’s Day Out": "The Happiest Days Of Our Lives" and "Another Brick in The Wall Part 2" by Pink Floyd
- Episode 2, "Dead Man Limping": "Fly Me To The Moon" by Frank Sinatra
- Episode 3, "Hallway Of Smoke And Mirrors": "Weapon Of Choice" by Fatboy Slim
- Episode 4, "At The Table Of Manifestation": "Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalanches
- Episode 5, "A Brief History of Time (abbrv.)": "Career Opportunities" by The Clash
- Episode 6, "Fall From Grace": "Cemetery" by The Headstones
- Episode 7, "Homecoming": "Mama I’m Comin’ Home" by Ozzy Osbourne. I’m sorry; Ozz fans, but I forgot the real name.
- Episode 8, "Deus Ex Machina": "I Disappear" by Metallica
- Episode 9, "The Doppleganger": "Until It Sleeps" by Metallica
- Episode 10, "Haunting Me, or Welcome To Valleyfield": "Haunting Me" by Stabbing Westward
- Episode 11, "Heir To The Throne": "Don’t Fear The Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult
- Episode 12, "Rumble In The Concrete Jungle Part One": "Tank!" by The Seatbelts
- Episode 13, "Rumble In The Concrete Jungle Part Two": "Stuck In The Middle With You" by Stealers Wheel
- Episode 14, "Endgame": "It’s All Over" by The Headstones
5. Read your favorite episodes of "The Cause" again, the way the author intended.
6. Enjoy.
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