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Whoa, his fly is three times as long as mine...

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9/11: Just a word of warning to all those who like pineapples. I think I've been put off them for life. This may come as a shock to those who know what a deep-seated relationship I have with the spiny fruit. Hee hee, speaking of 'deep-seated', there was this one time when I was alone in the house with a big, fresh pineapple and we... To tell the truth, I'm lazy when it comes to pineapples. Eating them, I mean. As in actually masticating and digesting. Jeez you people have sick minds. Anywho, I buy my pineapples pre-ringed and in cans. I'm not a frequent eater of them though, so often I just use one ring and put the rest in another container to stick in the fridge, rather than leaving them in the can. I do this because my mum told me to. Yesterday I found out why you shouldn't leave them in the can unattended. ---------------- 7/11: There's a competition at my local supermarket! Brad and I were at the Metropole a couple of days ago and we happened across a poster: Oooh, sounds exciting, huh? A new car! But there was something wrong... There had to be a catch to this seemingly perfect idea. And quick as a teenage boy I spotted it! I spent my $25, I filled out my form, but I couldn't find a supermerket anywhere! Curse you, IGA! CURSE YOOOOOU!!!!! Click here for more featurettes. ---------------- THE SITE In case you're wondering what this is all about, so am I. You can interpret this as bloggish, weirdish, sadish or just ish in general. It's my virtual life, so I hope enjoy wallowing in the mud of its pages...whatever that means. If you want a basic run-down, the main page here is for featurettes and current affairs, Photos and Scans are collections of weird and wonderful images that may or may not enrich your own life, the E-files are a special selection of 'special' photos, Paint is just a whole lot of things I've composed in MSPaint, Rants are rants about stuff I feel either strongly or undecided about, the Drawings and Screen Shots sections are pretty self-explanitory and, finally, Leftovers are ex-featurettes from the main page. If you're frightened of seeing things like me naked here, I pinkie-promise there will be none of that nonsense. Of course, I have nothing to prove this, so you're going to have to trust me. Knowing me, I'll just stick in a false link anyway and send you on your merry little ways to goatse and tubgirl...I mean...yeah...(ahem) Utter Madness is back. Not that it left, that just sounded nice and dramatic. Go forth and be amused! Amusion is benficial to all major organs! (Don't forget you can email me if you want those naked pictures anyway). ---------------- Go HERE for my HOT MS paper that Singo was creaming his short shorts over!