Join our mullet-sporting hero Shorts Lonnigan as he accidentally travels to a time and place where those with mullets are dominated by those with bowl cuts who rule supreme. This so-called Planet of the Napes (the nape of the neck being visible on people without mullets) experiences a revolution the likes of which have never been seen as Shorts rallies the Mullets in a fight against their oppressors.
The writing in this font is my commentary. You can also distinguish it by its distinctive lack of suck.
Okay, I don't know where to begin here. The movie starts on a very bad note with these asserific credits, and it only gets worse from there.
What were Erin and Scott thinking? I mean, was it a case where they couldn't even locate the Text button in the MS Paint toolbox, so they had to construct shoddy letters with the Line tool?
Finally, something worthwhile. That headshot is what turns the whole thing around, along with the heads of all the ladies in the audience.
Yeah, if I were responsible for this train wreck, I wouldn't be credited with my full name either.
Who is this Brent, anyway? I heard he was like, the assistant gaffer or
something. Is that really a important enough job to land in the credits at
all, let alone as a special thanks? And who are they quoting here? This
Brent guy, or Richard Simmons?
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