Today I'm going to do something new, and review a movie I haven't seen. Now before you ask, "Why Renzo, that's absurd! However do you plan on doing such a thing?", allow me to explain. The movie is Love, Actually, and as I understand it, features a role played by Hugh Grant. Extrapolating from his performance in past movies, I have constructed an eerily accurate depiction of what this film's probably about. If you don't want me to ruin the story for you, you probably shouldn't read any more of this, as I can guarantee the following will appear at some point during the course of the movie.
