Our Holy Chat Doors

Let's face it, there are lots of Chat Backdoors out there. However, these are the only Chat Doors on the web officially sanctioned by and run by

The One True Faith,

The Church of Gerbil. How can we put it any more clearly? Use these doors and you will get good Karma and luck and have nice days and get a raise at work and get laid a lot and win the lottery and move to Florida and everybody will love you and want to be your friend. We promise!!!¹

However, you should keep some things in mind. People in chats hate idiots. If you're gonna be an idiot, and harass other people, and use vulgar language, and be mean to them, and generally act like a dreaded Bunny-Worshipper, then do not use Our Holy Doors. If you use Our doors and then act like an idiot in the chat, you will get bad Karma and the Mighty Gerbil Deities will hate you forever, and you will become fodder for the Demonic Bunnies, and Dwarf Hamsters will nibble at your toes for eternity in Hell (and that causes excruciating pain!!), and you will never, EVER get laid, and you'll get fired at work and everybody will hate you and think you are ugly and stupid and mean and they will say bad things about you behind your back AND in front of you, too. We're not joking!!!²

Check oot these pages on DaveŠ's personal site if you are new to chat or would like to learn some HTML to use in chats.

Have fun. Enjoy!!

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Cafè Chats

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[Party Shack is for ages 21+ ONLY!!]
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Altar Island

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ChatWorld 2000

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MORE DOORS TO BE ADDED SOON!! :-)