WARNING, these are not just the run of the mill, normal, ordinary, "click me please," politically-correct buttons... No siree....they will fight back, even when you are lying unconscious on the ground... they will curse you until you burst into tears... they will attack you at any moment without warning...they will mock you endlessly... they will even ridicule your efforts.... But you must remain calm and keep cool... You have a difficult task at hand and a tremendous goal to accomplish. Filter out the garbage, the jokes and pokes, the buttons throw at you. Concentrate, be mindful, and thou shall fulfill thee dreams... And remember the two wings of enlightenment according to the Buddhist doctrine, compassion and wisdom. Also remember, never ever panic....and don't let them see you sweat.
May I suggest that you stretch first in order to get the blood flowing through your fingers... this is especially important for those of us who were not genetically predisposed to click buttons. Also, never ever EVER push yourself beyond your limits...if it hurts, then you should stop... if it hurts more, then you should really stop... if you can't feel your fingers, then you should STOP, damn it. I don't need any lawsuits.
Enough advice....If you are truly one of the chosen, you would have already realized its redunancy. Are you ready? Are you ready to discover your mortal clicking abilities and capabilites? How far can you reach??? How much boredom can one suffer?? How much pain can the forearm withstand??? How much anguish can the mind ignore??? You shall find out soon enough....
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any physical injuries, including death, incurred upon the individual or unfortunate souls around him/her (at any time before, during or after the clicking) nor am I responsible for any mental anguish, trauma, and stress disorder that may result.
