Monkey See, Doggy Two
By ‘Xevious’ Pat
Banks
The dog head was stolen once more.
Hadn't we seen this before?
Mojo tried the same scheme
In hopes to redeem
When his first try fell flat on the floor.
The Puffs caught whiff of his plan
To make dogs of woman and man.
They acted restrained
As he over explained
With comments while video ran.
They saw he was into a rut
And was acting like some kind of nut.
You wouldn't believe
What his mind did conceive.
There was steel plate attached to his butt.
When all of the speeches were done
The pummeling was swiftly begun.
When all was through
Nothing was new
For Mojo was back to square one.
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By ‘Xevious’ Pat
Banks
Femme Fatale was a tricky ol' crook.
Susan B. coins was all that she took.
She'd never be caught,
That's what she thought.
Until the Girls gave her crimes a good look.
While taking her off to a cell
She cast upon them her spell.
No man did they trust.
They thought they were just.
Every male that was seen they did tell.
Terror was spread in their reign,
But they were shown their thoughts were not sane.
For Bellum and Keane
Said don't be so mean.
Their act was becoming a pain.
During the next confrontation
Fatale tried the same invitation.
The Girls didn't bite.
They saw it's not right.
And took her right down to the station.
