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| Mar | |
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The band I thought about auditioning for dropped their ad. Ordinarily I'd think that they found a vocalist, but their website is gone too. And voice lessons for me have disappeared into the abyss that is my mom's to-do list... |
| Darren | |
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I could give you voice lessons. |
| Daniel | |
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No, Mar, don't let him. |
| Mar | |
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Well, I don't see why not... |
| Darren, singing | |
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Let's start at the very beginning A very good place to start When you read you begin with A-B-C When you sing you begin with do-re-mi |
| Daniel | |
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If you get him started, he never shuts up. |
| Darren, singing | |
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Do-re-mi, do-re-mi The first three notes just happen to be Do-re-mi, do-re-mi |
| Darren | |
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C'mon, Eddie, Bono, Doughty... uh, Till. You're all vocalists. Help me out. |
| Eddie Vedder | |
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No fucking way, man. |
| Darren, singing | |
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Do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti Let's see if we can make it easy... |
| Till | |
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Doe, a beer, a female beer... |
| Darren | |
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Close enough. |
| Ray Romano | |
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Ray, a guy everyone loves... |
| Darren, singing | |
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Me, a name I call myself... |
| Katie | |
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Far, off flying with the doves...? |
| Darren | |
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Beautiful, Katie! |
| Mar | |
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So- do you come here a lot? |
| Flake in the dinghy | |
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La- mein nose if full of snot! |
| Bono | |
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Ti- uh... Vee! Uh... Ach mein Gott... |
| Darren, singing | |
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That will bring us back to- |
| Homer | |
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D'oh! |
