I am obsessed with dreams and lucid dreaming. Don't know what that is? Look it up.
Anyway, I spend a lot of my time asleep. I dream a lot. To increase my dream recall, I sometimes write my dreams down in a book right after I wake up. I am on Prozac, which has been known to fuck with people's dreams. Maybe that's why my dreams are so screwy. Maybe I should stop blaming my medication and realize I'm a lunatic. Whatever.
The Guy who Looked like Jesus and Wouldn't Die
Sex with Marilyn Manson in Some Kind of Weird Commune
Escape from a Mental Institution
Escape from Insane Asylum with Crazy Chick
Gradeschool and Lots of Water
The Pointless Hike of Terror
Terminal Illness Ending with Death
Superheroin with Big Boobs Attacked by Insane Woman and Old Guy Holding a Grudge
High School Occurred at my Gigantic House
Sex with Marilyn Manson After Escaping from Janeane Garofalo
This Dude was Gay and his Mom Didn't Like It
The Priest Who Decided to Ruin my Life
Suicide, Jewelry, Coats, Boots, Fishnet and Drugs, in That Order
I Became a Teacher, Fled from Angry Motorcyclists and Befriended Eminem
Angelina Jolie and the Invasion of the Fish 2-25-01
I Cut Off my Middle Finger 3-3-01
Satan's Attempts at Murder 3-5-01
Stupid Dream I Could Hardly Remember 3-16-01
Feud Between my Parents 3-22-01
Me and My Homeless Band of Buddies 3-30-01
The Fucked Up Cult in Franklin Woods 4-6-01
Laura Wanted a Candy Bar 4-18-01
*Almost* Had Sex With Marilyn Manson 4-23-01
Bleeding Hands at Burger King 5-14-01
Derek and Ian Come to Visit 5-??-01
Walk to Satan's House with Kitty Kitty 6-8-01
Rape, Death, and Zombies, With a Happy Ending 7-20-01
Blonde Preppy Whore 9-9-01
I was Kidnapped by Marilyn Manson
I Killed Myself 11-11-01
Richie got in Trouble 11-24-01
Almost Raped 12-24-01
Homeless People in a Cremation Oven 2-4-01
Heather's House 5-7-02
My Haunted House 5-9-02
Mike is a Jackass 6-6-02
The Guy Who Stole My Keys and Faced My Wrath 6-7-02
My Evil Plot 8-02
Weird Lady Convinces Me to do Bad Things 10-10-02
Tunnel Sewer Thingy with Ghosts 11-9-02
Target and Hell's Angels and Witches and Stuff 1-11-03
Angelina Jolie Helps Me Murder People 1-21-03
Underwater Oranges 1-30-03
Anthropomorphic Seal 2-24-03
John Lennon and Paul McCartney 2-??-03
The Very Long Dream About Dead People 3-11-03
Nother Dream About a Motorcycle 3-12-03
Angelina Deals With Dysfunctional Shit 4-27-03
Dying Plastic Children 5-10-03
Guy Turns Into Chihuahua/Hoogily Beast Stabs Italian People 12-03
I Become a Zombie and Watch Dinosaurs Make Pudding 3-23-04
Zombie Rape 9-7-04
Aku has Sex Slaves on the Moon 1-2-05
Trent Reznor's Child Porn Video 1-3-05
Angry Horrible Bad Dream 1-4-05
