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AMC
AUDI
- Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
BMW
- Babbling Mechanical Wench
- BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco)
- Basic Marin Wheels
- Beastly Monstrous Wonder
- Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
- Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
- Big Money Waste
- Big Money. Why?
- Big Money Works
- Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
- Born Moderately Wealthy
- Bought My Wife
- Break My Windows
- Break My Windshield
- Broken Money Waster
- Broken Monstrous Wonder
- Brutal Money Waster
- Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BUICK
- Big Ugly Import Car Killer
- Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
- Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer
CHEVROLET
- Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
- Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
- Cracked Heads, Every Valve's Rotten, Oil Leaks Every Time
CHEVY
- CHarged HEaVilY
- Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
- Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky
DODGE
- Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
- Dead Old Dog Going East
- Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
- Dead On Delivery - Go Easy
- Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
- Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
- Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
EDSEL
- Every Day Something Else Leaks
FIAT
- Failure In Automotive Technology
- Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
- Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
- Fix It Again, Tony!
- Fix It All the Time
- Futile Italians Attempt Transportation
- Foolish Italians Attempt Transportation
- Fast Italian Attack Termite
FORD
- backwards --> Driver Returns On Foot
- backwards --> Driver Returned On Foot
- Fails On Rainy Days
- Fastest On Road, Dip!
- First On Race Day
- First On Recall Day
- First On Road to Dump
- First On Rust and Deterioration
- Fix Or Repair Daily
- Flip Over, Read Directions
- Found On Road, Dead
- Found On a Rubbish Dump
- Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use)
- Found Outside Rotting Dump
- Funny Old Rattling Dump
- Fraternal Order of Restored DeSotos
- Fucked On Race Day
- Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
- Forwarded Once; Return Denied (Forward Only; Reverse Defective)
- Formed Of Rejected/Random/Recessive/Remaindered DNA
- Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge
- F****ed Over Rebuilt Dodge
- Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
- Fault Of R&D
- Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline
- Follow Our Ruddy Dogsled
- Fond Of Resonating Decibels
- Finally Obsolete Racing Device
- Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- Forgot Our Recommended Defaults
- Foot On Road Decelerates
- First Order of Reproductive Discipline
- For Old, Rotten Deadbeat
- Flintstone Or Rubble Driven
- Fireball On Rear Denting
- Frequently On Ritalin Designers
- Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
- Found On Russian Dump
- Failed On Research & Development
- Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery
- Famous Odor Resistant Dog
- Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
- Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard)
- Falling Off: Rusty Door
- Free Or Reduced Drastically
- Forced On Reluctant Drivers
- Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
- Found On Redneck's Driveway
- Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
- Fast Only Rolling Downhill
- Features O.J. and Ron's DNA
- Flipping Over Results in Death
- Friends Old Reluctant Dragster
- Fathers Other Reluctant Dump
Ford Acronyms
- F O R DNA
- F O Return Denied
- Found Outside R D
- Fly Over R D
- Failing Out R D
- F O Rattling D
- F O Run Down
GM
GMC
- Garage Man's Companion
- Generally Mediocre Cars
- Get More Chicks
- Got More Cr*p
- Got a Mechanic Coming / Gotta Mechanic Coming
- Got Moms Car
HONDA
HYUNDAI
- How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import
- Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable Inexpensive...
IROC
- I Race Other Cars
- I Run Over Children
- I'd Rather Own a Corvette
- I'm Really Out of Cash
- It's Really Only a Camaro
- Italian Retard Out Cruising
JEEP
LTD
- Long Term Debt
- Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
- Little Tin Dream
- Last Try from Detroit
- Long Time Driving
MAZDA
- Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
MG
MOPAR
- Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
- Most Often Passed At Races
- Mostly Old Paint And Rust
- Mostly Old Parts And Rust
- My Old Pig Ain't Running
- My Only Problems Are Repairs
OLDS
- One Leak, Dead Starter
- Old Lemons Dying Slowly
OLDSMOBILE
- Oh, Look, Dammit! Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
- Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
- Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Out-dated By Infamies Like Edsel.
PINTO
PLYMOUTH
- Please Let Your Mother Out from Under The Hood
PONTIAC
- Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A Cadillac
- Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Cities
PORSCHE
- Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
- Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything
PROBE
- Plainly Runs Only By Exception
SAAB
- Send Another Automobile Back
- Stupid, Arrogant Arsehole Babies
- Such An Arrogant B**tard
- Swedish Automobile - Always Broken
- Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
- Swedish Automobiles Are Best
- Slow And Always Busted
SUBARU
TOYOTA
- Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VW
- Virtually Worthless
- Very Wobbly
- (BEETLE) Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine
The Rules of Calling Shotgun
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