While on Cactus Road eastbound, approaching the Tatum Boulevard traffic lights
(the intersection with the In N Out Burger on the northeast corner) I spy a vehicle in an odd spot.

Here the driver begins to get out and I can see the Ford Explorer has hit a utility box hard enough to move it.

After pondering whether the utility box is edible, she realizes she's most likely broken something

She gets back into her vehicle to finish her 4x4 hamburger while I notice that all the
traffic lights in all directions at the intersection have gone dark. Imagine that.