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Master Thespian
Master Thespian

How To Memorize Monologues and Scenes: Gouging the Gray Matter

Last Updated April 18th, 2002
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ISBN 0-06-018300-4 ISBN 0-201-48337-8(pbk.) Greetings, fellow Thespians! What's afoot? I have searched the World Wide Web and located very few articles that would actually help me, or you, in memorizing monologues, scenes or entire plays. I have carefully poured through four books that were entirely focused on the subject of how our brains function and I will use that knowledge here. I have read and clipped countless articles on the brain, all the while keeping in mind how I might make memorizing monologs, scripts and screenplays simpler.



I hope these few hints on how to remember lines have given you some new ideas. Remember, since Master Thespian destroyed countless thousands of brain cells during FDA sanctioned drug and alcohol testing during the 60s, 70s and 80s, he must resort to these memory tricks. However, you can keep your own brain healthy, not by gobbling countless bottles of undocumented, untested, possibly unsafe herbal-drugs purchased at great expense at the local 'Health Food' store, but by simply never using illegal drugs and by not drinking yourself blind more than once or twice a year. (Smokers, read an article about how nicotine affects brain functions here. Takes a moment to load. Light up a fag and wait.)

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