How Many Phoenix Cops Does it
Take to Pull Over an Illegal?

Two.

Here is the motorcycle officer, after pulling over the vehicle, prepares to approach it. It should be fairly safe because the Illegal is probably hung-over and couldn't figure out the safety-trigger on his stolen Glock .45 anyway.
Phoenix MC Cop Approaches Illegal

And here is the other officer two hundred yards in front of the first. God bless them! For, in Phoenix, Arizona, they are virtually risking their lives pulling over an Illegal. And risking their jobs too, since the Chief of Police and the Mayor of Phoenix (both whose pension plans are filled from the massive coffers of the Arizona Chamber of Commerce), Phil Gordon, have never met an Illegal they didn't want to have move in tomorrow as their new next door neighbor...
Phoenix MC Cop Prevents Drive-off by Illegal