FULL NAME: Christopher John Joannou
NICK NAME(S): Chris
HOME TOWN: Newcastle Australia
BIRTH DATE: November 10, 1979, A Scorpio
SIBLINGS: A twin sister, and a younger sister
POSITION IN THE BAND: Bass Player
OTHER STUFF:
Has 3 dogs: Kira, Kahn, Gus
Likes the taste of cold sore cream
Once was asked what "hand he wipes his bum with"
Likes the bands: Deftones, Free, Backmarket
He say's that if they were to ever be in a movie they would be the worst actors ever
QUOTES:
"yeah we hang out , surf the beach, cause trouble . . ."
"There was this guy, right? Walks into the bar with his dog and says, 'Look, I'll give anybody 50 bucks if they can make my dog do something.' So this dude comes up and he goes, '50 bucks and I'll make my dog do something.' So he goes, 'Yeah, give me your dog.' He takes the dog and throws it on the fire and says, 'Get off.' "
"we apologize greatly for the inconvenience"
"could someone please get Ben a date? -- he's gettin' frisky."
"We have a good sponsorship deal with Huggies."
"Never be dumb and walk outside naked, 'cos your friends will lock the door. Trust me, i know from experience"
"sit and hang on tight . . ."
"Apples are meant to be hard, soft apples suck."
(About cold sore cream)"WE HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM W/IT -- IT JUST TASTES SOOO GOOD."
(Question: any good luck charms?) "I have a pet rock."
"My best dish is three minute noodles"
"Never fall asleep on the balcony of your hotel naked."
(Q:Whats the most embarrasing thing to happen to you on stage?) "went to spit -- and spat on m'self"
