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Funny and strange New Year Rejects related quotes:

"I've tripped over my head." Theik comes to grips with being in the dark.
THUD "Aah! Fcuking hell!" Mick's forehead meets the microphone again on a very small stage in Ennis.
"But if I move like this my shirt'll burst open." Rods' tight gigshirt may cause a few ladies to swoon.
"Does it make you wanna vomit?" Benz's criterea for gigshirt selection.
"There's a crackling sound when I twist my knob." Micks guitar needs a service.
"I like the sound of it." Rods defends his bass as he puts the cotton wool in his ears.
"Who the fcuk's Daniel Day?" Benz questions Rods lyrics(with good cause).

Come one, come all and gather round
The New Year Rejects are in town
O'er hills and valleys, come to see
The reject shirts and songs of tree
And don't forget to bring your smile
As the foursome rock in Reject style
And though with brazen blackguards tongue
They'll make a scene of everyone
Come one, come all and gather round
To sing and dance and hear the sound.
by Anon.

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