10 Years From Now...


When I was in high school my best friend Supes' and mine(damnit again I was grouped with her...Sarah you should really stop following me around, people are going to start thinking we're friends, LoL sike you know we're friends till you die >:) anyway so Supes and mine senior prophecy was that we couldn't make it to our 10 yr reunion because the Backstreet Boys where in town and we were at their concert. Looking back I'm amazed at how well my classmates knew me, it was scary because they were absolutely right, I would miss my 10 yr reunion for a BsB concert, well that is, if I had good seats. But it makes you think, will the BsB be around ten years from now? This brings me to my main order of business, little Nicky and his solo CD.

::Breathes:: I have one question, uh huh just one small question..."WHAT IS THAT BOY THINKING???" ::shakes head:: They've finally made it in America, finally gained a little respect in the music industry, they've got God knows how many fans, not to even mention the fact that they're raking in the mad cash. So Nick decides he wants to go solo? What the? Excuse me I must have missed something...What could it have been that I missed? Oh yeah the, "WHAT IN THE HELL FOR?" I can't image why he'd want to go solo when things are so good. I mean I could totally, 100%, understand if he was going solo because he was a creative song writer stuck in a 5 man group of which refused to record his masterpieces, but something tells me this is NOT the case. Let's face it Nick's not the brightest shade of yellow and he's definitely not a brilliant or even a moderate, for that matter, song writer. So what could be his reasoning? Think, think, think, what could it be...Oh I've got it~! I'm thinking of a word that beings in MO and ends in ENY. Wow and that word goes hand in hand with another word ::Coughs:: GREED ::Coughs:: Which makes a beautiful sentence, "Nick is a greedy money grubbing bastard." My English teacher would be so proud, but let's get back to issue at hand.

So he's in it for the money, he wouldn't be the first and he won't be the last but what makes him think he even has a good enough voice to go solo? I can vouch that he doesn't. I'm not trying to be mean, but he has the worse voice of the group, whinny, nasal, Du Du Du we're the chipmunks... The CD will sell, I know this, that's a big der, but I'm sorry to say it won't sell for the right reasons, but then again CDs hardly ever do. Looks over talent...it's the way the music industry works nowadays.

Now some of you might be saying, "Why is she getting her panties all twisted in a bundle for, they're not breaking up. It's like New Edition." LoL, oh really? Like New Edition, isn't that what the BsB are always like? "We see ourselves like New Edition, blah blah blah?" Ok, Skippy, I've got a question for you, do you even know who New Edition is? Can you name a song they sing? No, I mean besides Candygirl. And for those of you who heard the BsB mention them, then ran to your computers to look up the group your babies so highly regarded and now think your the New Edition expert, where's New Edition now? ::Hums:: Nowhere... Wait I don't know, is Bobby Brown still in jail? I know the group came back in 96' and put together a CD that had some amazing credits but it's 1999 and I have yet to see anything else. Ahhh but who cares, my point is I use a little commonsense and I say, Nick goes solo that means he's going to have to plug his new CD. Which mean many TV appearances minus the boys. maybe even a tour? So while Nick is off shamelessly promoting his CD the other 4 remaining BsB are sitting at home doing nothing? Ohhh I don't think so, they're in the studio recording their own solo CDs.

This all hypothetically speaking of course. There is no definite, because it's all in the future and it's clear little Nicky sees a better future for himself, "Live Life to the Fullest For the Future is Scarce." ::Shakes head:: That's one of the stupidest quotes I have ever heard. It makes no sense, Nick I think the word you were maybe looking for is Uncertain, as in, Nick is uncertain of the meaning of the word scarce. Scarce means limited, as in Nick's vocabulary is scarce. Huh, all this coming from someone who wants to go solo...I give him a year.



But am I bitter? You get a cookie if you answered, HELL YES~!