Recently I received an email from a young BsB fan who told me about this article she had read where Nick stated some boo hoo crap about how he was on the Internet and people were talking about his weight or some baloney to that effect. So this young, moronic(?), girl wanted to know when I had planned on writing an apology section like a lot of the other humor pages had. I, of course, told her a cold day in hell, but then I realized I did have something to apologize to Nick about, so here it goes... Dear Stupid...I mean Nick, I am very sorry that you had to see my site (Yeah right, I'm sure he came here) and were greatly upset by me focusing only on your little weight problem. I should had known better and I am so so so very sorry that I didn't talk enough about your stupidity. I know I was wrong to not equally distribute the stupidity and the weight issues, but for the love of God man, I'm only one person~! I know your not the brightest shade of yellow, hell your more like a shade of black, and I didn't think you wanted me to point that out but clearly you were upset that us humor sites didn't devote enough time on you being stupid. Now, I have seen the error in my ways and I'm going to try and change as best I can...from now on there will be just as much of me calling you stupid as me calling you, um, hefty? Nick I must say I find absolute nothing wrong with you being a little thick, I like you better that way I really do, but maybe you should go back to school or something because there's nothing "ok" about being a moron. I remember once there was this girl I knew, she was a really big tramp, and for some reason all the guys liked her, if you ask me, though, she was a major paperbag face...that bitch should have been double baggin it~! So all the guys like her, probably because she was easier than writing your name on a piece of paper, then again that's pretty hard for you isn't it Nick? Oh well, so she was very popular because she was easy but she was stupid as all hell. This girl was so stupid, once, she got stabbed in a shoot out which, if you think about it, if you could actually think, is a damn shame. The stupid girl always found herself in situations with people who would take advantage of her and she didn't realize it because she was dum dum dum...STUPID~! No one really knows what happened to the girl, she's probably lying in a gutter somewhere ::Breaks down crying:: Ok, ok, you caught me, the stupid girl was me~! ::Sobs:: But the moral to my story is that eventhough your like really popular all that doesn't matter if your stupid. Nick dear, 2 plus 2 is not 3, it's 4, and the correct meaning of the word scarce is LIMITED~! I know that you supposedly got your high school diploma but I wanna know how in the hell you managed to pull that off? Did you pay someone to take your high school equivalency test for you? Did you include a nice big check with the answers? Or, I know, you got your mom to sleep with your teacher~! That Dirty Bird. Have you ever seen the movie Billy Madison? No? Perhaps you should rent it and then ponder about the plot of the movie on your nice hot pink real goat fur comforter; it's really worth looking into...really. At any rate I just wanted to say, again, I'm sorry for not being more sensitive to your stupidity and I will try in the future to keep that in mind. ::Gets on hands and knees:: So please, please fogive me...please? Sincerely, RK Now for my real apology.... Dear Nick, I'm so sorry if anything on my page offended you. ::Cries:: I never meant to hurt your feelings ::Sob:: Please, please forgive me~! C'mon, I'll give you a cookie.... Sincerely, RK