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Previous Mostervision listings for 2003
Date Channel & Time Movie Title Link
12/1 Mon: TMC @ 7am "Advs. Of Baron Munchausen" (1989)
Cinemax, 8am "Liberty Stands Still" (2002)
HBO2 @ 8:30 "My Best Freind Is A Vampire" (1988)
USA Network, 9am "Casper's Haunted Christmas" (2000)
TMC @ 11am "Heaven Can Wait" (1978)
AMC @ Noon "Mr. Mom" (Michael Keaton, Teri Garr)
TMC @ 1pm "Slappy & The Stinkers" (1998) Bronson Pinchot
Oxygen, 1pm "The Man Who Knew Too Much" (1956 cold-war thriller)
HBO2 @ 1:30 "Young Frankenstein" (Mel Brooks)
AMC @ 2pm Ghost (1990)
Showtime, 2pm "Car 54 Where Are You?" (1994)
TMC @ 2pm "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"
USA Network, 3pm "Cats & Dogs" bad, bad talking cat
Starz @ 3:35 Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation
Flix @ 4pm "On The Beach" (WW3 thriller) Gregory Peck
HBO @ 4:30 John Carpenter's Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Showtime, 5pm "Illegally Yours"
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "She-Devil" (Roseanne Barr)
AMC @ 5:05 & 12:45am "Scent Of A Woman"
TMC @ 6:15 "Comic Book Villains"
Showtime, 6:55 "The Sum Of All Fears"
Comedy Central, 7:30 "Dazed & Confused" (1993)
FX @ 8pm & 11:30 Sphere (1998)
Fox @ 8pm "The Wedding Singer" (Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore)
Bravo, 8pm & 12am "Silence Of The Lambs" Hello, Clarice
Disney Channel, 8pm "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century" (1999)
Encore, 8pm Oliver Stone's "Nixon" (conspiracy-fu)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Bio of Will Smith (Men In Black)
History Channel, 8pm: Mail Call looks as "Berserk"
Cinemax, 8pm "The Banger Sisters" (Goldie Hawn)
TBS @ 8pm: Dinner & A Movie "Jack Frost" & "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids"
AMC @ 9pm "The Horse Whisperer"
Family Channel, 9pm "Santa Claus Is Comin' To Town" (cartoon) Mickey Rooney
HBO @ 10pm "Sleepers" (1996) Kevin Bacon
TMC @ 11:15 "Unforgettable"
TBS @ 12:20 "Jack Frost" (Michael Keaton), no hosts
VH1 @ 1am "A Diva's Christmas Carol" (2000)
TBS @ 2:20 Speilberg's Batteries Not Included
12/2 Tue: Bravo @ 4:30 "Damage" (1992)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Naked Gun 2 1/2"
HBO @ 5:30 "Swimfan"
Cinemax, 5:45 "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
Showtime, 6:15 "Clockstoppers" (1992)
TMC @ 6:15 "Impostor" & "Enigma" @ 8pm (2001)
HBO @ 7pm "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
FX @ 7:30 & 11:30 "The Client" (1994)
CBS @ 9pm "Miss Congeniality" (Sandra Bullock undercover)
Showtime, 9:30 "Legally Blond"
Cinemax, 10pm "Spider-Man" (2002)
TMC @ 10pm "Kill Me Later" (2001)
TBS @ 10:10 The Terminator
IFC @ 10:15 "Samurai, Part 3" (1956)
AMC @ 10:25 "Joe Kidd" (Clint Eastwood western)
SciFi @ 11pm "Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD" (1998) David Hasselhoff
Spk (TNN) 11pm "Stripperella" takes on El Cheapo
Encore, 11:45 Cocoon: The Return
Cinemax, 12am "Forbidden"
TBS @ 12:10 007 in "A View To A Kill" (Christopher Walken)
IFC @ 12:15 "Samurai" (1954)
Starz @ 1am "Austin Powers in Goldmember" (2002)
Starz, 2:40 Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
HBO @ 2:50 "The Blob" (1988)
IFC @ 3am "Samurai, Part 2" (1955)
MMX @ 3:20 "Resident Evil" (2002)
Showtime, 3:35 "Deception"
TCM @ 4:15/7:15 EST "The Tattooed Singer" (1950)
HBO2 @ 4:20 "Tease" (2000)
Flix @ 5:15 "The Dreamchild" (1985)
Cinemax, 5:15 "Up In Smoke" (Cheech & Chong)
Encore, 5:40 "Dudley Do-Right" (1999) Brendan Fraser
TMC @ 5:55 "Imposter" (2002, set in 2079)
Encore, 7am "Son Of The Pink Panther" (1993)
TMC @ 7:35 Jules Verne's "Master Of The World" (Vincent Price)
12/3 Wed: Comedy Central, 8am "Open Season" (1995) Rod Taylor
Cinemax, 8:30 "The 1st $20 Million Is Always The Hardest"
USA Network, 8:30 "Papillon" (1973) You hid it WHERE?
Encore, 8:35 "Smokey & The Bandit 3" (1983) Jerry Reed
TCM @ 8:45/11:45 EST "Destination Murder" (1950)
FMC @ 9am "The Alligator People" (1959) mad scientist-fu
TMC @ 9:15 "Daddy's Dying, Who's Got The Will?"
Cinemax, 10:20 "Flatliners" (1990) fun with death
WE @ 11am "The Princess Bride" (1987)
SH2 @ 11:05 "Rentadick" (1972, British)
USA Network, 11:30 "Submerged" (2001, set in 1939) Sam Neill
Flix @ 11:45 "Some Kind Of Nut" (1969)
Encore, 11:50 Darkman
Cinemax @ Noon "The Assignment" & "The Banger Sisiters"
HBO @ 12:30 "8-Legged Freaks" (2002)
AMC @ 1:10 "Family Business" (1989) Sean Connery
Flix @ 1:25 "X-15" (1961) Charles Bronson
TMC @ 1:30 "Trading Mom" (Sissy Spacek)
HBO2 @ 1:30 & 11:40 "I-Spy" (2002) Eddie Murphy
USA Network, 2:30 "Ransom" (1996) Mel Gibson
Comedy Central, 3pm "Throw Momma From The Train" repeated 8am
HBOS @ 3:30 "Who's That Girl?" (1987) Madonna
SH2 @ 4pm & 4:25am Mo' Money (1992) Wayans
Bravo @ 4:30 & 2:30am "Clockers"
Showtime, 4:30 & 5:30am "In The Shadows" (2001)
MMX @ 4:45 "Tombstone" (1993) Kurt Russell
FMC @ 5pm "Christmas Coal Mine Miracle" (Kurt Russell)
Cinemax, 5:35 "The Hitcher" (1986) Jennifer Jason Leigh
HBO @ 6pm "The Mothman Prophecies" (2002)
Showtime, 6:30 "Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius" (2001)
Starz @ 7:05 & 1am "The Hot Chick" (2002) body switchers
Cinemax, 7:30 "Star Wars Episode II:Attack of the Clones"
SH2 @ 7:30 "Windtalkers" (2002)
Encore, 8pm "Daylight" (1996) Stallone
UPN @ 8pm Judge Dredd or an "Enterprise" rerun
FMC @ 8pm The Fury (1978) Kirk Douglas
AMC @ 8pm & 2:20am "The Longest Day" (WW2) John Wayne
Spk (TNN) @ 9pm Point Of No Return (Bridget Fonda)
USA Network, 9pm "U-571" (WW2) Bill Paxton, Harvey Keitel
MMX @ 9pm The Time Machine (2002 remake)
HBO @ 9pm "Carnivale" final ep of season, see Halloween page
TCM @ 9:30/12:30 EST "A Streetcar Named Desire" (1951) Stella!!
TBS @ 10pm "Crocodile Dundee In L.A."
Flix @ 11:45 Invasion Of The Bee Girls (1973)
AMC @ 11:45 "Stalag 17" (1953) Peter Graves, Robt. Strauss
Encore @ midnight "Shallow Grave" (1994)
Hallmark @ 12:30 "Banacek" TV-movie (George Peppard)
Showtime, 12:35 "Mangler 2" (2001)
TMC @ 1:15 "Christina's House" (thriller)
USA Network, 2:20 "House Of Secrets" (1993 remake of Diabolique)
Flix @ 2:55 Vincent Price in Theatre Of Blood
TMC @ 3am "The 9 Lives of Fritz the Cat" (1974)
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "Ghost Valley" (1932)
Cinemax, 3:30 "Star Trek: 1st Contact" (1996)
Encore, 3:50 Roddy McDowall in Fright Night (1985)
HBO @ 4:15 "Mangler 2" (2001)
TMC @ 4:20 "The Stepdaughter"
Cinemax, 5:30 American Ninja 2: The Confrontation (1987)
HBOS @ 6:15 John Carpenter's Memoirs Of An Invisible Man
HBO @ 6:30 "The Witches" (1990) Anjelica Huston
HBO2 @ 7am "Millennium" (1989)
HBOS @ 8am "King Solomon's Mines" (1985)
TBS @ 8am "3 Fugitives" (1989) Nick Nolte, Martin Short
MMX @ 8:15 "Short Circuit" (1986)
USA Network, 8:30 "Prancer" (1989) Sam Elliott
followed by "Prancer Returns" (2001)
12/6 Sat: SciFi @ 9am Twilight Zone eps (no MST3000)
WGN @ 11am/2pm EST Judge Dredd (Stallone in the FUTURE)
Showtime, 11:30 "I Was A Teenage Faust"
HBO @ Noon "Nell" (she's such a wild child)
Cinemax, 12:30 "Necessary Roughness" (Scott Bacula)
USA Network, 1pm "Cats & Dogs" bad, bad talking cat
WB @ 1pm "Diabolique" (1996) Sharon Stone
MMX @ 2pm "The Man Who Knew Too Little" (Bill Murray spy spoof)
Cinemax, 2:30 Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
Showtime, 3pm "Flatliners" (1990)
HBO2 @ 4pm "My Best Freind's A Vampire" (1988)
TNT @ 4pm "Copycat"
HBO @ 4:30 "I-Spy"
Oxygen, 5:30 Hitchcock's Psycho (1960)
FX @ 6pm "Mad Max" (1979)
Cinemax, 6pm "Spider-Man"
TNT @ 6pm "Along Came A Spider"
HBOS @ 6:30 "Gypsy" (1962)
Encore, 6:30 "Dudley Do-Right" (Brendan Fraser)
SciFi @ 6:30 Stargate (Kurt Russell movie)
IFC @ 7pm & 9pm The Terminator
WB @ 8pm "A Christmas Carol" (George C. Scott as Scrooge)
FX @ 8pm & Sun 12pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
AMC @ 8pm & 12am "Crocodile Dundee"
Bravo @ 8pm & 12am "Apolcalypse Now" (director's cut)
Cinemax, 8pm "Enough" (2002) a battered wife learns kung fu
USA Network, 8pm The Lost World: Jurassic Park 2, repeated Sun 5pm
TBS @ 9pm & 11pm "Exit Wounds"
Telemundo, 9pm Night Of The Living Dead (1990)
Showtime, 9pm "Windtalkers"
SciFi @ 9pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day
HBO @ 9:15pm & 4:45am "Analyze That"
TMC @ 9:45 "Darkness Falls"
FX @ 10pm "Predator" (two Governors endorse this film)
Encore, 11pm "Lifeforce" (1985) vampire aliens in London
History Channel, 11pm "The SS: Night Of The Long Knives"
TMC @ 11:15 "The Daytrippers"
Starz @ 11:15pm
NBC @ 11:30: new ep of Sat. Night Live, host Al Sharpton
Cinemax, 11:35 "The Mummy's Kiss" (direct-to-video, 2003)
HBO @ 11:50 "Carnivale" last ep of season
SciFi @ 12am Battlestar Galactica ep
TNT @ 12am "G.I. Jane" (Demi Moore as a feminist Navy SEAL)
Starz @ 1am Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers
USA Network, 1am "Dirty Dancing" (a sort-of prequel to Red Dawn)
Cinemax, 1:05 "Queen of the Damned"
HBO @ 1:05 "True Lies" (one Governor endorses this one)
AMC @ 1:55 Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
SciFi @ 3am "Velocity Trap" followed by an ep of
In Search Of
Showtime, 3:30 "The Untouchables" (Sean Connery)
TNT @ 4:30 Universal Soldier: The Return
MMX @ 5:30 "Deathwish" (1974) Bronson has Hope
HBO2 @ 6am "Space Truckers" (1997)
TNT @ 6am "Murder Live!" (1997)
Cinemax, 6:45 Doppleganger
AMC @ 6:55 "Return Of The Pink Panther"
12/7 Sun: Cinemax, 7am "Ice Age" (CGI animated)
TCM @ 7am/10am EST Damon Runyon's "Guys & Dolls" (1955)
Mystery, 7am "The Thing With Two Heads"
TNT @ 8am "Twisted Desire"
Action, 8:20 & 6pm Back to the Future
Encore, 8:30 "Mr. Destiny" (1990) Jim Belushi, Michael Caine
Cinemax, 8:30 "The Substitute"
HBO @ 9am "Artificial Intelligence: AI"
AMC @ 9:05 Hitchcock's "Suspicion" (1941)
TBS @ 9:30 Blast from the Past
TNT @ 10am "Along Came A Spider"
MMX @ 10am & 9pm "Femme Fatale" (2002)
WGN @ 10am/1pm EST "Alice In Wonderland" (1951 Disney)
SciFi @ 10:30 Battlestar Galactica: The Lowdown
Cinemax @ 10:30 Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones
MoviePlex @ 11am, 2pm & 7pm "The Last Starfighter"
Encore @ 11am Police Academy 4: COPS
SciFi @ 11:30 "Supernova"
TMC @ 11:30 & 6:15pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
AMC @ Noon "Mr. Mom" (Michael Keaton) repeated Mon 8:15am
FX @ 12pm Mad Max 3: Beyond Thunderdome
UPN @ 12pm "Diabolique" (1996) Sharon Stone
TNT @ 12pm "Absolute Power" (Clint Eastwood)
WB @ 12pm "Alone With A Stranger" (2000)
Oxygen, 1pm Hitchcock's "Frenzy" (1972)
TCM @ 1pm/4pm EST "Arsenic & Old Lace" (1944)
MoviePlex @ 1:02 & 4pm Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah
TMC @ 1:10 "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"
SciFi @ 1:30 Event Horizon
AMC @ 2pm "48 Hours"
Bravo, 2pm "The Graduate"
TCM @ 2pm "The Bishop's Wife"
Action @ 2:10 "Metropolis" (2001)
TNT @ 2:30pm & 12am "A Few Good Men" (1992)
TMC @ 2:45 "Kill Me Later" (2001)
Oxygen, 3:30 Hitchcock's The Birds (1963)
SciFi @ 3:30 pm Stargate (Kurt Russell movie)
AMC @ 4pm & 9:55pm "Crocodile Dundee"
TBS @ 4pm & 12am "Hard To Kill" (Steven Seagal)
Hallmark, 4pm "Scrooged" (Bill Murray)
Encore @ 4:05 RoboCop 3
Cinemax, 4:15 "Liberty Stands Still"
FX @ 5pm "Predator" (1987)
Showtime, 5pm "Zoolander"
USA Network, 5pm The Lost World: Jurassic Park
TNT @ 5:30 "G.I. Jane" (Demi Moore as a Navy SEAL)
Cinemax, 6pm "Doc Hollywood" (Michael J. Fox)
SciFi @ 6pm Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Showtime, 6:30 "Domestic Disturbance"
HBO3 @ 7pm "The Mothman Prophecies"
WB @ 7pm "The Wizard of Oz" (1939)
TCM @ 7pm/10pm EST "A Fistful Of Dollars" (Clint Eastwood)
HBO2 @ 8pm Batman Forever (1995)
TBS @ 8pm "Exit Wounds"
Hallmark, 9pm Agatha Christie's "Murder With Mirrors" (1985)
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "Golem, Der"
Cinemax, 10pm "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone"
Spk (TNN) 12am "Kickboxer"
TBS @ 12am "Hard To Kill"
TNT @ 12am "A Few Good Men"
Action, 12:10 Howling 2: Your Sister Is a Werewolf
Starz @ 1am Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Comedy Central, 1:30 "Back To School" (1986) repeated Mon 5pm
TBS @ 2am The Dead Pool (it targets Clint Eastwood)
followed by Clint in "The Enforcer" (1976)
Showtime, 2:05 "Vampire's Kiss"
Cinemax, 2:30 Star Wars: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
MoviePlex, 2:45 "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah"
TMC @ 3am "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey"
SciFi @ 3am "Laserhawk"
Mystery, 3:10 "The Crying Game" who's the guy at the bar?
Mystery, 5:05 Night Gallery ep repeated
SciFi @ 5:30 Battlestar Galactica
Starz @ 6am "Reign of Fire"
Cinemax @ 6:35 "Vault of Horror"
TMC @ 6:35 & 1:50pm "Force 10 From Navarone" (Harrison Ford)
Thrillermax, 6:45 "Cat's Eye"
Showtime, 6:45 "The Manchurian Candidate" (1962)
12/8 Mon: Action @ 7:35 "Terror By Night"
Mystery, 7:50 "War-Gods Of The Deep" (Vincent Price)
HBO @ 8am "Ernest Scared Stupid" (1991 Troll spoof)
Mystery, 9:20 & 6:15pm Agatha Christie's "Murder Is Easy"
Starz @ 9:30, 7:30pm & 4:30am "Undercover Brother" (2002)
Encore, 10am "Bat 21"
Flix @ 10:35 "X-15"
MMX @ 11am Ghost & The Darkness (1996)
Flix @ 12:30 "The Crimson Cult" Boris Karloff
Action @ 12:50, 8:05 & 5:50am "Enemy Mine" I ain't birthin' no babies
Oxygen, 1pm Hitchcock's "The Trouble With Harry" (1950)
TCM @ 1:30/4:30 EST I Married A Witch (1942) Veronica Lake
Starz @ 2:05 & 11pm "The Hot Chick"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Weird Science" (repeated 8am)
Mystery, 3:15 "The Dark Half"
Showtime, 4:30 "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum)
FMC @ 5pm "Mother Wore Tights" (1947)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Alice In Wonderland" (1951 Disney)
AMC @ 5:15 "Crocodile Dundee" (1986)
Mystery, 5:20 & 5:20pm Night Gallery eps repeated
HBO @ 6pm "Mission Impossible"
SciFi @ 6pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Cinemax, 6pm "Star Trek: First Contact"
TMC @ 6:25 "Lisa" (thriller)
History Channel, 7pm: the MIG fighter
AMC @ 7:45 The Shawshank Redemption, repeated Tue @ 2:45pm
Fox @ 8pm "Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps"
Oxygen, 8pm Adventures in Babysitting, repeated Tue 1pm
TBS @ 8pm: Dinner & A Movie "The Thomas Crown Affair" (1999)
followed by "The Game" (1999)
Flix @ 8pm Invasion Of The Bee Girls (1973) such lovely mutants
Mystery, 8pm "Betrayed" & "Revenge"
FMC @ 9pm "Emperor Of The North" (Lee Marvin vs. Ernest Borgnine)
SciFi @ 9pm, 11pm & 1am Battlestar Galactica (Part 1 of 2)
Flix @ 9:30 "Boxing Helena"
AMC @ 10pm: John Malkovich reads some of the weird stuff people send him
Cinemax, 10pm "Men In Black 2"
AMC @ 11pm Psycho 3 still crazy after all these years
HBO @ 11:15 "I-Spy"
Bravo @ Midnight "Crazy In Alabama" how to get a head
TMC @ 12am "Fatal Blade"
SND @ 12:35 Poe's "Spirits Of The Dead" (1968)
TBS @ 1:05 "Thomas Crown Affair" (1999) no host
Action @ 1:15 John Carpenter's "Vampires"
Showtime, 1:45 "Gladiator"
Encore, 1:50 "Pumpkinhead" (a cousin of Psycho Scarecrow)
HBO @ 1:55 "Ambushed"
TNT @ 3am "Firestarter" (1984) Drew Barrymore
TBS @ 3:05 Malice (1993)
Mystery, 3:10 "Revenge"
Showtime, 3:30 The Stepfather Part 3
HBO2 @ 4:25 Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
MMX @ 5:40 American Ninja Part 3
Cinemax, 6am "Gentleman's Agreement" (Gregory Peck exposes bigots)
Encore, 6:40 "Son Of The Pink Panther"
12/9 Tue: Mystery, 7:45, 1:40pm "Mike Hammer: Murder Takes All"
TMC @ 8am "Adv. of Buckaroo Banzai"
Starz @ 8am "Jetsons: The Movie"
Cinemax, 9:35 Joe Bob Briggs in Great Balls of Fire
Encore, 10:10 & 12:20am The Last Dragon (1985) blaxploitation-fu
HBO @ 10:15 "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
Flix @ 10:15 & 8pm Woody Allen is "Bananas"
Starz @ 11am "The Bourne Identity"
Mystery, 12pm, 6:20 & 1:30am "Flowers in the Attic"
Action, 12:50 & 8:20 "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
Encore, 2:20 "Phenomenon"
Action @ 2:30 & 10pm "Escape From Alcatraz"
AMC @ 2:45 The Shawshank Redemption
Mystery, 3:15 & 9:45 "The 18th Angel"
HBO @ 4pm & 11pm "8-Legged Freaks"
Cinemax, 4:30 "Flatliners" (1990)
Starz @ 5pm & 4:50am Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation
Action @ 5pm "The Keep"
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" (see 007 page)
Showtime, 5:15 "My Mom's A Werewolf" & "Spy Kids 2"
TMC @ 6pm "The Distinguished Gentleman" (Congressman Eddie Murphy)
FMC @ 6:50 "Die Hard With A Vengeance" (1995)
SciFi @ 7pm Battlestar Galactica (Part 1 of 2)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:45am "Hud" (Paul Newman as a ruthless rancher vs. anthrax outbreak)
TBS @ 8pm & 12:25am "Murder At 1600" (1997) the president of suspects
Mystery @ 8pm "When The Bough Breaks"
Cinemax, 8:15 "The Banger Sisters" (Goldie Hawn)
HBO @ 9pm & 4am "Analyze That"
SciFi @ 9pm, 11pm & 1am Battlestar Galactica Part 2 of 2
USA Network, 9pm "Replicant"
Cinemax @ 10pm "Panic Room"
TBS @ 10:25 "Chill Factor"
CBS Dave Letterman @ 11:35 guests inc. Danny DeVito
USA Network, 12am "Sudden Death"
TMC @ 1:05 Brimstone & Treacle (1982)
Encore, 2:10 "Message From Space"
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
TNT @ 3am "Tremors" (movie)
Mystery @ 3:05 Night Gallery ep repeated
Encore, 5:50am Cocoon: The Return (1988)
Mystery, 6:20 "Dr. Blood's Coffin"
HBO2 @ 7am Hot Shots: Part Deux
12/10 Wed: Mystery @ 8am "Betrayed"
Encore, 8:20 "Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid" use enough dynamite?
Flix @ 8:30, 4:30pm & 4:30am "War-Gods Of The Deep" (Vincent Price)
Starz @ 8:50, 7pm & 2:40am 007 spoof "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
Mystery @ 9:15 & 4:40pm "Murder In Paradise"
Flix @ 10am "Burn Witch Burn"
Action @ 10:05 Fritz Lang's "Metropolis" (2002 remake)
Mystery, 11am Night Gallery eps (2 hours)
USA Network, 11am "Lone Wolf McQuade" (Chuck Norris-fu)
SH2 @ 12:25pm "Fistful Of Dynamite" (1971) James Coburn
Action @ 1:20 & 10pm "Black Hawk Down"
Mystery, 1:30 "The Thing With 2 Heads"
Nostalgia Channel, 2pm "The Giant Gila Monster"
HBOS @ 3:30 "Deceived" (Goldie Hawn)
Encore @ 4:20 "Spy Game"
Action @ 4:30 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Santa Clause" (Tim Allen)
Cinemax, 5:30 "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung-fu)
Showtime, 5:45 "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
IFC @ 6pm & 10pm Hairspray (1988)
SciFi @ 7pm "Battlestar Galactica" (Part 2 of 2)
TCM @ 7:15/10:15 "2001: A Space Odyssey"
FX @ 8pm & 11:30 "Alien 3" (1992)
Mystery @ 8pm "Delusion"
Action @ 8pm "Taxi Driver" Are you lookin' at me?
Bravo @ 8pm & 12:30am "Manhunter" (remade as Red Spider)
SciFi @ 9pm "Stephen King's The Night Flier"
Spk (TNN) 9pm 007 in "The World Is Not Enough"
USA Network, 9pm "Hard Target" (1993) repeated 11am Thu
Flix @ 9:45 "Psych-Out" & "1969"
Encore @ 10pm "The Crow" (Branden Lee)
TCM @ 10pm/1am EST The Time Machine (1960) Rod Taylor
AMC @ 10pm & 2am "High Plains Drifter" (Clint Eastwood)
TMC @ 10pm "Texas Rangers" looking for high plains drifters
SciFi @ 11pm Children Of The Corn
USA Network, 12am "Knock Off"
HBO2 @ 12:15 "Feardotcom" (2002)
MMX @ 1am "Cyborg" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
Flix @ 1am "Lost Angels"
TNT @ 1am "Fire Birds" & "Bridge On The River Kwai"
Starz @ 1:10am Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Cinemax @ 1:30 "Devil In The Flesh"
TBS @ 1:30 "Valentine"
USA Network, 2am Exorcist 3
Action @ 2:05 Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Mystery, 2:50 Night Gallery ep (1 hour)
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
SND @ 3am "Master Of The Flying Guillotine" (1975) Hong Kong-fu
HBO @ 3:35 "True Lies" (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis)
Action @ 3:40 "Fuzzy Logic"
Encore @ 4am "Lifeforce" (1985, alien vampires in London)
AMC @ 4am Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein (Bela Lugosi, Lon Chaney)
Mystery, 5:35 "Dr. Blood's Coffin"
Encore @ 5:45 "Airport" everybody loves somebody sometime
12/11 Thu: Mystery, 7:15 "Inspector Clouseau"
Encore, 8:05 Silver Streak (Wilder, Pryor, McGoohan)
Action @ 8:35 & 8:20pm "Subterfuge"
Encore, 10am & 8pm "The Scorpion King"
Action @ 10:15, 6:35pm & 1:40am The Ambushers (Matt Helm: Dean Martin)
HBO @ 10:15 "The Mothman Prophecies" (2002)
TCM @ 10:45/1:45 "Dick Tracy" (1945)
Flix @ 11:15 "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
Encore, 11:35 "Smokey & The Bandit 3"
FMC @ 12pm Irwin Allen's "The Poseidon Adventure"
Flix @ 12:45 "X-15" & "Sunburn"
Encore, 1:05 Oliver Stone's "Nixon" (conspiracy-fu)
Action @ 1:20, 10pm & 4am "Terminal Velocity"
HBO2 @ 2pm Oliver Stone's "JFK" (more conspiracy-fu)
Action @ 4:45 & 11:45pm "Catch Me If You Can"
IFC @ 5pm/8pm EST "Girl Fight" (2000) female boxers
VH1 @ 5pm "A Diva's Christmas Carol" (2000)
Encore @ 6pm "Corrina, Corrina"
Cinemax @ 6pm "Spider-Man"
Mystery @ 6:15pm "Black Widow"
AMC @ 8pm & 12:30am "Von Ryan's Express" (POWs steal a Nazi train)
TBS @ 8pm "The Negotiator"
TMC @ 8pm "Terminal Velocity"
Mystery @ 8pm "The Bride" (of Frankenstein) remake
WB @ 8pm "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (animated, 1 hour)
Lifetime, 9pm "Ebbie" (1995) a female Scrooge
USA Network, 9pm "Timecop" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
Cinemax, 10pm Volcano (1997) Tommy Lee Jones
Flix @ 10pm "Midnight Express" (Turkish prison-fu)
IFC @ 10:30/1:30 EST "Girl Fight" (2000) female boxers, repeated 3pm Fri
SciFi @ 11pm "Meteor" (1979) disaster-fu
TBS @ 11:10 "Ronin" (1998) DeNiro
TCM @ 11:15 "George Washington Slept Here" (Jack Benny)
Cinemax, 11:45 "Queen Of The Damned"
Encore @ 11:45 "Daylight" (Stallone)
TMC @ 12am "The Back Lot Murders" & "Cement"
Flix @ 12am "House Of Games"
USA Network, 12am "The Order"
Starz @ 12:45 "Felony" (1995) David Warner
TBS @ 1:40 "The Negotiator"
Action @ 1:40 Matt Helm in "The Ambushers"
Mystery @ 1:50 "The Crying Game"
TNT @ 2am "The Replacement Killers"
USA Network, 2am The Amityville Horror
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
Cinemax, 3:30 "Fade To Black"
Flix @ 3:45 "The Witches"
TNT @ 4am "Eye Of The Beholder"
Action @ 4am "Terminal Velocity"
Mystery, 4am Night Gallery ep repeated
HBO @ 4:30 "Missing In Action"
AMC @ 5am Godzilla movie "Rodan" (1956)
Cinemax, 6:45 Iron Eagle IV Louis Gossett Jr.
12/12 Fri: Flix @ 7:25 & 4:35pm "Jack The Giant Killer"
Mystery, 7:30, 4:40pm & 1:05am "City Killer"
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "Beverly Hills Cop" (Eddie Murphy)
Flix @ 9am & 6:15pm "Dreamchild"
Mystery, 9:10 & 8pm "The Drowning Pool" (Paul Newman)
HBO2 @ 9:30 Look Who's Talking Too
Flix @ 10:35 Mars Needs Women (1964/68) Tommy Kirk
Starz @ 12:05 "Regarding Henry" (Harrison Ford drama)
Oxygen, 1pm Hitchcock's The Birds (1963) Tippi Hedren
Flix @ 1:30 "Konga" (1961) this is your chimp on drugs
Mystery, 1:30, 9:50 & 4am "Flowers In The Attic"
Starz @ 2pm "8 Seconds"
Encore, 2:20 "Shallow Grave"
HBO @ 2:30 John Carpenter's Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1992)
Flix @ 3pm "Doctor Blood's Coffin"
Starz @ 3:50 "Aliens: Alien 2" (director's cut)
TMC @ 4pm "Eric The Viking" (Monty Python)
FMC @ 5pm/8pm EST "Lady In Cement" (1968) Frank Sinatra
AMC @ 5:30 "Von Ryan's Express"
Cinemax, 6:15 "Army Of One" (1993) Dolph Ludgren
Encore @ 6:15 "Yellowbeard" (Monty Python)
Action, 6:40 "The Retaliator"
Encore, 8pm "Phenomenon"
UPN @ 8pm Dr. No (Sean Connery)
TMC @ 8pm & 4:15am "The Distinguished Gentleman" (Eddie Murphy in Congress)
AMC @ 8pm & 3:15am Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle
HBO @ 8pm "Mission Impossible"
TNT @ 8pm "Call Me Claus" (Whoopie Goldberg)
Action, 8:15 "Let's Get Harry"
TBS @ 9pm "Swordfish"
Flix @ 9:45 "The Believers"
Cinemax, 10pm Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
TMC @ 10pm "Swimming With Sharks" (no relation to Piranha)
TNT @ 10pm "Jack Frost" (Michael Keaton)
AMC @ 10:30 The Funhouse (same director as Poltergeist)
HBO @ 11pm "Freejack" When mind transplants go wrong
TMC @ 11:35 "Denial" (where Cleopatra lived)
TNT @ 12am "Multiplicity" (Michael Keaton gets cloned)
Encore, 12:30 "The Omen" (1976) one of the seven signs
AMC @ 12:30 & 2:45 Tales From The Crypt eps
HBO @ 12:55 "Guardian"
AMC @ 1am "Pinata: Survival Island"
Cinemax, 1am "Voyeur Beach"
SH2 @ 1am "The Grave" (1996)
USA Network, 1am "Street Fighter" (Jean Claude Van Damme)
Starz @ 1:10 "Kama Sutra: A Tale Of Love"
Bravo @ 2am Highlander (1986) Sean Connery
TBS @ 2am "The Big Hit" (1998)
MMX @ 2am Hellraiser 3 he's such a pinhead
TNT @ 2am "Splash" mermaid in the bathtub
Encore, 2:30 Darkman (1990)
Showtime, 2:30 ".com for Murder"
Mystery, 2:45 Night Gallery ep repeated
HBO @ 3:30 "The Mangler 2" (2001)
TNT @ 4am "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure"
Encore, 4:10 "Pumpkinhead"
Showtime, 4:15 "American Psycho 2: All American Girl"
Cinemax, 4:30 "The Substitute" quiet in the classroom
Flix @ 5:15 Mars Needs Women (1964/68) Tommy Kirk
AMC @ 5:45 "Dynamite Pass"
TNT @ 6am "Problem Child 2"
Action, 6:20am & 1:40pm "ROTOR"
Cinemax, 6:30 "Brainstorm" (1983)
Starz @ 6:40 "White Water Summer"
12/13 Sat: Mystery, 7:10 "War-Gods Of The Deep" followed by Ffolks
and Theatre Of Blood (Vincent Price) @ 10:15
TNT @ 7:30 "Caddyshack"
TMC @ 7:35 "Honeymoon In Vegas" It's the Flying Elvises
Encore @ 7:40 "Problem Child" had enough?
Action @ 8am Green Hornet eps (Bruce Lee as Kato)
Cinemax, 8:15 "The 1st $20 Million Is Always The Hardest"
Comedy Central, 8:30 "Real Genius" (1985)
SciFi @ 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 ep
TMC @ 9:15, 4:30pm & 5am "Impostor" Scientist or killer android?
HBO @ 9:30 & 6:30pm "Swimfan" (2002)
Cinemax, 10am & 3:30pm "Ghost Ship" (2002)
Action, 10:20 "The Doberman Gang"
SciFi @ 11am "Creepshow" (a Tales From The Crypt copy)
TBS @ 11am "When Secrets Kill" & "The Bodyguard"
TNT @ 11:45am & 12:30pm "Ghostbusters" (comedy 1984)
Flix @ Noon & 5:30am "On The Beach" watching the mushroom clouds
Cinemax @ 12pm "The Hitcher" (Jennifer Jason Leigh)
HBO @ 1pm "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
TMC @ 1pm & 10pm "We're No Angels"
SciFi @ 1pm John Carpenter's "Prince of Darkness"
Showtime, 1:25 "Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams" (Ricardo Montalban)
Disney Channel, 2pm "Twas The Night"
TNT @ 2pm "Jumanji" & "Matilda" both repeated Sun 7:30am
USA Network, 2pm "Dante's Peak" about that other volcano
Mystery, 2:10 & 5:40am "Art Of Darkness" a Night Gallery retrospective
Flix @ 2:15 "Mindwalk"
Mystery, 2:40 "The Hillside Stranglers"
TMC @ 2:45pm & 3:15am "Honeymoon In Vegas" with the Flying Elvises
Bravo, 3pm Highlander (Sean Connery)
SciFi @ 3pm Day Of The Dead (zombie-fu)
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "Bonnie and Clyde" (1967) Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway
Cinemax, 3:30 "Ghost Ship"
Showtime, 3:30 "Zoolander"
Starz @ 3:30 & 11:05pm "The Bourne Identity"
Family Channel, 4pm "Must Be Santa" (1999) Dabney Coleman
Telemundo, 4pm "The Blade" (1995) Wing Zhao
HBO @ 4:30 "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
TMC @ 4:30pm & 5am "Imposter" (2002, set in 2079)
Cartoon Network, 5pm "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (1 hour)
Cinemax, 5pm "Minority Report" (2002) repeated Fri
IFC @ 5pm/8pm EST The Dead Zone (1983)
SciFi @ 5pm "Pet Sematary 2"
Spk (TNN) 5pm "Missing In Action 2" (Chuck Norris)
FMC @ 5pm Cocoon (1985) (sequel on Thurs)
AMC @ 5:10 "The Horse Whisperer" repeated 12pm Sun
Starz @ 5:30 "Tremors" (1990)
TNT @ 6pm "Jack Frost" (Michael Keaton becomes a snowman)
Encore @ 6pm Trading Places (Dan Aykroyd, Eddie Murphy)
HBO @ 6:30 "Swimfan"
Action, 6:30 & 5:50am "Enemy Mine" I ain't birthin no baby
SciFi @ 7pm Get your kicks on Route 666 (Lou Diamond Philips)
Cinemax, 7:30 "The Fugitive" (Harrison Ford)
ABC @ 8pm "Charlie Brown Christmas" (1965)
NBC @ 8pm "It's A Wonderful Life" (Jimmy Stewart)
UPN @ 8pm "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" (see 007 page
Encore, 8pm "Scarface"
AMC @ 8pm & 1:20am Ghost you in trouble, girl
Bravo, 8pm & 10:30 "The Silence Of The Lambs"
Flix, 8pm "Thelma & Louise" it still scares Joe Bob
TBS @ 8pm "Swordfish" (John Travolta)
TMC @ 8pm "Fatal Attraction" (Glenn Close)
TNT @ 8pm "The Wizard Of Oz" (1939) repeated Sun 5:45pm
Hallmark, 8pm "Invitation To A Gunfighter" (Yul Brynner)
Mystery, 8pm & 3:30am "Revenge"
Action, 8:20 John Carpenter's "Vampires"
WGN @ 8:30/11:30 EST "Madhouse" (John Larroquette, Kirsty Alley)
PAX @ 9pm "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" (2001)
SciFi @ 9pm "Faust: Love Of The Damned"
VH1 @ 9pm Road House (Patrick Swayze) repeated Sun 5:30pm
HBOS @ 9pm "One Hour Photo" call it an obsession
IFC @ 9pm/12 EST La Femme Nikita, repeated Sun 6pm EST
TCM @ 9pm/12 EST "The King's Thief" (1955) George Sanders, Roger Moore
Cinemax, 10pm & 5am Spielberg's "Catch Me If You Can" (Tom Hanks)
TBS @ 10pm "Die Hard 2" welcome to the party, pal
Action @ 10pm & 4:10am "Bones"
TNT @ 10:15 Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Flix @ 10:15 "Boxing Helena" (they wouldn't run Joe Bob's review)
History Channel, 11pm "Vanishings!" A Royal Navy diver vanishes
SciFi @ 11pm "Candyman: Day Of The Dead"
Encore, 11pm "The Crow" (1994) Brandon Lee
FMC @ 11pm/2 EST "The Wizard Of Baghdad" (1961) Genie: Dick Shawn
Action, 11:40 "Wolfen"
Telemundo @ Midnight "Bloodfist 4: Die Trying"
TCM @ 12:15/3:15 EST "Eye Of The Devil" (1967) Deborah Kerr, Donald Pleasence
Cinemax, 12:20 "Forbidden"
TBS @ 12:30 "Soldier" (Kurt Russell) repeated Sun 1:30pm
MMX @ 12:30 "Resident Evil" (2002)
HBO @ 12:40 "Collateral Damage" (Schwarzenegger vs. terrorists)
Encore, 12:45 "Bat*21" we leave no one behind
Bravo @ 1am "Manhunter" (remade as Red Spider)
SciFi @ 1am "Salem's Lot" (David Soul)
TCM @ 2am/5am EST "The Extraordinary Seaman" (1969) a WW2 ghost ship
SND @ 2:05 "Switchblade Sisters" (1975)
Flix @ 2:15 "Psych-Out" (1968) Jack Nicholson
Cinemax, 2:20 Pulp Fiction (Samuel L. Jackson, John Travolta)
HBO @ 2:35 "Sleepers"
Encore, 2:45 Oliver Stone's biopic "The Doors"
TNT @ 2:45 "Stripes" (Bill Murray, an army of one)
USA Network, 3am "Beer Money" (sci-fi)
SciFi @ 3am "Return to Salem's Lot" followed by
In Search Of ep
Flix @ 3:45 Vincent Price in Theatre Of Blood
TBS @ 4:30 "Dracula 2000"
TNT @ 5am The Goonies (1985)
Encore, 5am "Daylight" (Stallone as rescuer)
Mystery, 6:15 "Doctor Blood's Coffin"
TBS @ 6:30 "When Secrets Kill"
AMC @ 6:30 Dragnet (1969)
TMC @ 6:35 "Sour Grapes"
Showtime, 7am "Car 54, Where Are You?"
Encore, 7am Police Academy 6: City Under Siege
FMC @ 7am/10 EST "Murder, Inc" (1960)
Starz @ 8am "Undercover Brother" (2002)
12/14 Sun: Showtime, 8:45 "I Was A Teenage Faust" (2002) Robert Townsend
Flix @ 9:55 & 4:35am "The Crimson Cult" (1968) Boris Karloff
USA Network, 10am "Revenge Of The Nerds 3"
TBS @ 10:30 "Heat" (DeNiro, Al Pacino)
Encore, 10:50 "Dudley Do-Right" (1999)
SciFi @ 11am "Idle Hands" (1999)
WB @ Noon "Amazons & Gladiators" (2001)
WGN @ 1pm EST "The Santa Clause" (Tim Allen)
Cinemax, 1pm "Panic Room" (Jodie Foster)
SciFi @ 1pm "Disturbing Behavior" (1998) the Stepford teens
Comedy Central, 1pm-8pm "Saturday Night Live" eps marathon
Starz @ 1:05 & 9pm "The Hot Chick" (2002 remake of Goodbye Charlie)
TBS @ 1:30 "Soldier" (Kurt Russell, marooned in space)
TNT @ 1:45 "Jack Frost" (1998) Michael Keaton
USA Network, 2pm "For Richer Or Poorer" (1997 spoof of Witness)
Flix @ 2:35 "The Thing With 2 Heads"
AMC @ 2:45 Ghost you in trouble, girl
HBO @ 3pm "Kung Pow: Enter The Fist" (2002)
Cinemax, 3pm "The Banger Sisters" (Goldie Hawn)
SciFi @ 3pm "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" (1998)
TMC @ 3pm & 2:05am "The Daytrippers"
IFC @ 3pm/6pm EST La Femme Nikita (1990)
WGN @ 3pm EST "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" see 007 page
TBS @ 3:30 & 12am "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
Action @ 3:30 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
TNT @ 3:45 "Call Me Claus"
SH2 @ 4pm & 5:45am "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson)
Flix @ 4:15 "Rosebud" (1975) Peter O'Toole & terrorists
Bravo, 4:30 "Manhunter" (remade as Red Spider)
HBO @ 4:30 "Stuart Little 2" (v.o. Michael J. Fox)
TMC @ 4:30 "Sour Grapes"
USA Network, 4:30pm & 1am "Dear God" (1996) Tim Conway
MMX @ 4:30 "My Cousin Vinny" (Joe Pesci, Fred Gwenn)
Mystery, 4:35 "Murder Is Easy" (1982) Bill Bixby
Cinemax, 4:45 "Mortal Thoughts"
Lifetime, 5pm "Deadly Web"
SciFi @ 5pm "Urban Legend"
WE @ 5pm & 10:30 "9 to 5" (Dabney Coleman, Jane Fonda)
IFC @ 5pm/8pm EST Hairspray (1988, set in early 1960s)
Starz @ 5:05 "Jack" (1996) Robin Williams
Action @ 5:10 "Escape From Alcatraz"
TBS @ 5:30 "Die Hard 2" (1990)
VH1 @ 5:30 Road House
Showtime, 5:45 "The Sum Of All Fears"
TNT @ 5:45 "The Wizard Of Oz" (1939)
Family Channel, 6pm "Babe"
HBO @ 6pm "My Fellow Americans"
Encore, 6pm "Daylight" (Stallone as rescuer)
TMC @ 6:05 "Chilly Dogs"
NBC @ 7pm "Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (Chevy Chase)
Lifetime, 7pm "Oxygen" (1999) buried alive
SciFi @ 7pm Battlestar Galactica (2003 remake) 4-hours
WE @ 7:30 & Mon 1pm "Postcards From The Edge" by Carrie Fisher
Mystery, 8pm & 3am "A Kiss Before Dying"
Showtime, 8pm "Beverly Hills Cop" (Eddie Murphy)
AMC @ 8pm & 12am "48 Hours" (Eddie Murphy)
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Nostradamas: 500 Years Later"
Spk (TNN) 8pm & 11pm 007 in "The World Is Not Enough"
TBS @ 8pm & 10pm "Swordfish"
TMC @ 8pm "Pipe Dream"
Action, 8pm "Toy Soldiers"
Encore, 8pm "Mortal Kombat"
HBO2 @ 8pm "Harry Potter & The Chamber Of Secrets" (2002)
Cinemax, 8:15 "The Tuxedo" (2002) Jackie Chan
USA Network, 8:30 "Meet The Parents" (DeNiro)
IFC @ 8:45/11:45 EST Hairspray
Telemundo, 9pm "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" (2001, animated)
TNT @ 9pm & 12am "A Christmas Carol" (1999) Patrick Stewart
MMX @ 9pm "Men In Black 2"
FMC @ 9pm/12 EST "Murder Inc." (1960)
TMC @ 9:35pm & 3:35am "Scary Movie 2" (2001)
Mystery, 9:35 "The Bride" (of Frankenstein)
Encore, 10pm "Friday" (1995) Ice Cube
AMC @ 10pm & 2am "Smokey & The Bandit 2"
Action @ 10pm Commando (Schwarzenegger)
TCM @ 10:30/1:30 EST "2010" (sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey)
TMC @ 11pm "Gothic" (1987) the Mary Shelly story
Starz @ 11pm "Half Baked"
HBO @ 11:15 "Analyze That"
Flix @ 11:35 "1969" (Vietnam draft dodgers)
Encore, 11:35 Poison Ivy (Drew Barrymore)
Action, 11:35 "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
Mystery, 11:35 "Uninvited Guest"
Telemundo @ 12am "Bloodfist 6: Ground Zero"
Hallmark @ 12am "Rockford Files Movie: If It Bleeds It Leads"
Starz @ 12:30 "Undercover Brother" (2002)
TMC @ 12:30 Return Of The Living Dead
TCM @ 12:30/3:30 EST "Logan's Run" (1976) Michael York
HBO2 @ 12:55 "Runaway Train" (1985) Eric Roberts
Mystery, 1:20 "The Stone Killer"
Showtime, 1:35 "The Untouchables" (Sean Connery)
Cinemax, 1:50 "The Assignment"
Spk (TNN) 2am "Stripperella" ep
TBS @ 2am "L.A. Confidential"
HBO2 @ 2:50 "Joy Ride" (2001) with a body in the trunk
SciFi @ 3am "Retro Puppet Master"
TNT @ 3am Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
FMC @ 3am/6am EST "Move Over, Darling" (Doris Day returns from dead)
Cinemax, 3:50 "Circumstances Unknown" (1995) Judd Nelson
AMC @ 4am "3 Days Of The Condor"
Showtime, 4:05 Children Of The Corn: Revelation (2001)
Action @ 4:30 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
Encore, 5:10 Silver Streak
12/15 Mon: Flix @ 6:05am & 3:25pm "Dream Child" (1985)
Mystery, 6:15 "Dressed To Kill"
Action, 6:20am, 6:05pm & 3:20am "Metropolis"
Starz @ 7:30 "If Looks Could Kill" (1991)
Mystery, 7:35 & 3pm "Murder In Paradise"
Flix @ 7:40am & 6:35pm Mars Needs Women
SH2 @ 7:45 "High Road To China" (Tom Selleck)
Comedy Central, 8am "Finders Keepers" (1984) on a Southern train
Encore, 8:05 "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
Action, 8:15 The Ambushers
Starz @ 9am & 9pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Flix @ 9:05 "Attack Of The Puppet People"
Encore, 9:30 & 6pm "Bad Company"
Action @ 10am & 8pm "Stakeout"
Flix @ 10:30 "ROTOR"
Mystery, 11am Mon-Fri: Night Gallery eps
Starz @ Noon & 4:15am "Dragonfly"
Action, 12:50 "Avalanche Express"
Encore, 1:50 & 8pm "Spy Game"
Flix @ 1:55 & 4:35am Vincent Price in "The Haunted Palace"
Action, 2:20 & 10pm "Another Stakeout"
Starz @ 3:40 "Jetsons: The Movie"
Encore, 4pm "Operation Condor 2"
Action, 4:15 The Ambushers
Mystery, 6:15 & 5:30am "Eminent Domain"
Mystery, 9:20 & 3:45am "Under Suspicion"
Flix @ 9:30 "Married To The Mob" (dark comedy)
Encore, 10:10 "Mulholland Drive"
Mystery, 11:05 "The Crying Game"
Action, 11:50 "Taxi Driver" you lookin' at me?
Encore, 12:40 "Sunset Heat"
Mystery @ 1am "Down The Drain"
Flix @ 1:05 "A Prayer For The Dying"
Action, 1:50 "Relentless 3"
Mystery, 2:50 Night Gallery ep repeated
Flix @ 3am Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Encore, 4am "Mother, Jugs & Speed" (one of em is Raquel Welch)
HBO @ 4:05 "Road Rage"
Action @ 6am "Terror By Night"
Starz @ 6:05 "City Of Joy"
12/16 Tue: Flix @ 6:15am & 4:30pm "The Caretakers" (1963)
Action, 7:05 & 5pm "Subterfuge"
Cinemax, 7:30 American Ninja Part 2 (1987)
Encore, 7:35 "Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid" enough dynamite?
HBO2 @ 8am "I-Spy"
Starz @ 8:30 & 9pm "The Count Of Monte Cristo"
USA Network, 9am "Meteor Man" (1993) Robert Townsend
Flix @ 9:45 & 8pm "Deception" (1993)
Mystery @ 11am Mon-Fri Night Gallery episodes
Encore, 11:10 "Daylight" (Stallone)
Flix @ 11:30 "The Believers" (they should have seen Serpent & The Rainbow
HBOS @ 11:30 "Deceived" (Goldie Hawn)
Mystery, 12:30 & 11:30 "Black Widow"
HBO @ 12:30 "The Mothman Prophecies" (2002)
HBO2 @ 12:30 Batman Forever (1995)
Action @ 12:50 "The Retaliator"
USA Network, 1pm Vampire In Brooklyn
Oxygen @ 1pm Hitchcock's "The Man Who Knew Too Much" (1956)
MMX @ 2pm "Femme Fatale" (2002)
Mystery @ 2:15 "Art Of Darkness" a Night Gallery retrospective
Action, 2:30 "Black Hawk Down"
HBO @ 2:30 "Mission Impossible" (1996)
Bravo @ 2:30 Raise The Titanic
Encore @ 2:50 & 10pm "Mortal Kombat" (1995)
USA Network @ 3pm "Boomerang" (Eddie Murphy)
HBO2 @ 4:30 "Frailty" (2001) Bill Paxton
AMC @ 4:40 & 1:45am "My Fair Lady" (1964) Rex Harrison
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Delirious" (1991) John Candy
Showtime, 6pm "Earth Girls Are Easy" (1988) Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum
Encore, 6:05 "Oscar" (Stallone as ex-hood)
HBOS @ 7:15 "My Fellow Americans" someone's gunning for ex-Presidents
WE @ 7:30 & 10:30 "Mary Reilly" maid to Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde
Encore, 8pm "Daylight" (1996) Stallone to the rescue
AMC @ 8pm & 11:50 "Mystic Pizza"
Showtime, 8pm "Windtalkers"
TMC @ 8pm "Longshot" (2000)
Mystery, 8pm "Sometimes They Come Back"
Action @ 8:20 "The Ultimate Weapon"
Spk (TNN) 9pm 007 in "The Living Daylights"
USA Network, 9pm "The Nutty Professor" (Eddie Murphy)
Mystery, 9:40 & 4am "The Badge"
Action, 10pm & 3:35am "Black Hawk Down"
TBS @ 10:10 "Hard To Kill" (1990) Steven Seagal
Showtime, 10:30 "We Were Soldiers" (2002) Mel Gibson
SciFi @ 11pm "Roswell" (1994)
Starz @ 11:35 "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
HBOS @ 11:40 "One Hour Photo" (Robin Williams is obsessed)
Encore, 11:45 "The Legend Of Billie Jean" (1985) Helen Slater
USA Network @ 12am "Boomerang" (Eddie Murphy)
TBS @ 12:10 Surviving The Game (Ice-T vs. Gary Busey)
Action, 12:30 "Seige Of Firebase Gloria"
Mystery, 1:15 "The Big Sleep"
Starz @ 1:30 "Aliens" (director's cut)
Encore, 1:30 "The Big Red One" (1980) Lee Marvin
USA Network, 2am Vampire In Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy)
TNT @ 2am "Fair Game" (1995) Cindy Crawford
Action, 2:10 "Ghost In The Shell"
Bravo @ 2:30 Raise The Titanic
HBO @ 2:55 "Supreme Sanction" (thriller)
Mystery @ 3am Night Gallery ep repeated
FMC @ 3am/6am EST The Alligator People (1959)
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "The Lost Squadron" (1932, Von Stroheim spoofs himself)
Showtime, 3:30 "The House Where Evil Dwells" (1982)
Cinemax, 3:50 "Dark Asylum"
Encore @ 4am RoboCop Stay out of trouble
Starz @ 5:45 "Possession"
Mystery @ 6am "Inspector Clouseau"
MMX @ 6am "Marooned" (aka Space Travelers, of MST-3000 fame)
Action @ 6:50 "Orca"
12/17 Wed: TBS @ 12:10am Surviving The Game (Ice-T vs. Gary Busey)
Action, 12:30 "Seige Of Firebase Gloria"
Mystery, 1:15 "The Big Sleep"
Starz @ 1:30 "Aliens" (director's cut)
Encore, 1:30 "The Big Red One" (1980) Lee Marvin
USA Network, 2am Vampire In Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy)
TNT @ 2am "Fair Game" (1995) Cindy Crawford
Action, 2:10 "Ghost In The Shell"
Bravo @ 2:30 Raise The Titanic
HBO @ 2:55 "Supreme Sanction" (thriller)
Mystery @ 3am Night Gallery ep repeated
FMC @ 3am/6am EST The Alligator People (1959)
TCM @ 3am/6am EST "The Lost Squadron" (1932, Von Stroheim spoofs himself)
Showtime, 3:30 "The House Where Evil Dwells" (1982)
Cinemax, 3:50 "Dark Asylum"
Encore @ 4am RoboCop Stay out of trouble
Starz @ 5:45 "Possession"
Mystery @ 6am "Inspector Clouseau"
MMX @ 6am "Marooned" (aka Space Travelers, of MST-3000 fame)
Action @ 6:50 "Orca"
Starz @ 7:30 "Free Willy" he's dead, Jim
Mystery, 7:40am, 4:30pm & 5:40am "When Dreams Come True"
HBOS @ 7:45 The Naked Jungle (Charlton Heston vs. killer ants)
Encore, 7:45 & 6:20pm "The Scorpion King" (2002)
Flix @ 8am & 5:30pm "On The Beach" (1959) with mushroom clouds
Showtime, 8am "Crucible of Horror" (1970)
TMC @ 8am "They Went That-a-Way & That-a-way"
MMX @ 8:15 & 7:30pm "Ghost Ship" (2002)
Action @ 8:30am & 2:30pm "Enemy Mine"
HBO2 @ 8:30 "Shallow Hal" love is blind...and deaf
USA Network, 9am "The Night Shift" (1982) Michael Keaton, Shelly Long
HBO @ 9am "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
Encore, 9:20 "Heaven Can Wait" (1978)
Mystery, 9:20 "Knock On Any Door"
MMX @ 10am "Houseguest" (1995)
Flix @ 10:15 & 9:45pm "Love Story" based on Al Gore
Action @ 10:20 & 4:50am "Search & Rescue"
AMC @ 11:40 "Continental Divide" (1981) John Belushi
Mystery @ Noon & 6:10pm "When The Bough Breaks"
Flix @ Noon "Time Limit"
Cinemax, 12:30 "The Tuxedo" (2002) Jackie Chan
HBO @ 12:30 "Miracle On 34th Street" (1994 remake)
Action, 12:50 "Dark Avenger"
USA @ 1pm Death Becomes Her (1992 zombie spoof)
Showtime, 1pm "The Final Option" (1982)
Flix @ 1:45 "The Spikes Gang"
Cinemax, 2:10 "Ice Age" (CGI animated)
Mystery, 2:20 "The Dark Half"
Starz, 2:30pm & 4:15am "K-PAX"
HBO @ 2:30 "The Phantom" (1996) Billy Zane
TCM @ 2:30/5:30 EST "30 Seconds Over Tokyo" (1944) bombs away
TMC @ 2:50 "Ice" (1993)
Showtime, 3pm "Car 54, Where Are You?" (1994)
USA Network, 3pm So, I Married An Axe Murderer (Michael Myers)
Flix, 3:30 "The Thief Of Paris"
MMX @ 3:30 "Men In Black 2"
Action, 4:20 "The Keep"
Showtime, 4:45 "Flatliners" (1990)
USA Network, 5pm "The Nutty Professor" (Eddie Murphy)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Sleeping Beauty" (live-action)
Starz @ 5:05 "Neverending Story 3" (1997)
Cinemax @ 6pm "Brown Sugar"
AMC @ 6:05 "Mystic Pizza"
HBO @ 6:15 "The Pallbearer" (1996) David Schwimmer
Showtime, 6:45 "Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams"
HBOS @ 7pm "Nell" (1994) Jodie Foster as grownup wild child
A&E @ 8pm & 12am "Biography" of Patty Duke
Bravo, 8pm & 12am "Silence Of The Lambs" Hello, Clarice
Action @ 8pm & 1:50am RoboCop 2
Cinemax, 8pm "Kiss Of Death" (1995 remake)
Mystery @ 8pm & 3:30am "Revenge"
PBS @ 8pm "Dickens" (3-hour biopic) Anton Lesser
ABC @ 9pm: Barbara Walters guests inc. Arnold the Governator
MMX @ 9pm The Ghost & The Darkness (1996)
SciFi @ 9pm Tales From The Hood (blaxploitation creepshow)
TNT @ 9pm "First Knight" (1995) Sean Connery
TCM @ 9:30/12:30 EST "The Right Stuff"
Encore @ 9:35 RoboCop Stay out of trouble
Cinemax, 10pm "Catch Me If You Can"
Showtime, 10pm "Original Sin"
AMC @ 10:05 American Graffiti (1973, George Lucas)
Mystery @ 10:05 & 1:30am "Memento"
SciFi @ 11pm Beetlejuice (1988) The ghost with the most
Encore @ 11:30 "Scarface"
Action, 11:35 "Let's Get Harry"
USA Network, 12am "Naked Gun 33&1/3: The Final Insult" repeated @ 11am
Mystery @ 12:30am Night Gallery ep repeated
Flix @ 1:30 "Boxing Helena" banned in Boston
TMC @ 1:35 "Voyeur Beach"
MMX @ 2:10 "Chain Reaction" (1996)
TNT @ 2:30 "Wrongfully Accused" (Leslie Nelson, US Marshall)
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
TBS @ 3:10 "Eye Of The Beholder"
HBO2 @ 4am Highlander sequel: The Final Dimension
SH2 @ 4am "The Return Of Count Yorga" (1972)
Cinemax, 4:30 "Desert Saints"
AMC @ 4:35 "Kiss Tomorrow Goodbye" (1950)
FMC @ 5am/8am EST Irwin Allen's "The Poseidon Adventure"
Flix @ 5:25 "On The Beach"
HBOS @ 6:30 "King Solomon's Mines" (1985) raiders-fu
12/18 Thu: Action @ 7am & 3:20pm "The Sand Pebbles" (Steve McQueen)
HBO @ 7am "Weekend At Bernie's" (Corpse: Terry Kiser)
Cinemax, 8:30 & 1am "Enough" (2002) a battered wife learns kung fu
Encore, 8:35 Cocoon sequel: The Return
FMC @ 9am/12 EST The Fury (Kirk Douglas)
TMC @ 10:30 & 6pm "Enigma" (2001)
Encore, 10:40 & 11:05pm "Phenomenon" (1996)
HBO @ 11:30 "Deceived" (1991) Goldie Hawn
FX @ Noon Stone Cold cops vs. bikers
HBO2 @ 12:45 "Adv. of Pluto Nash" (Eddie Murphy)
Lifetime, 1pm "Ms. Scrooge" (1997)
TCM @ 1pm/4pm EST "Escape Me Never" (1947) Ida Lupino
SH2 @ 1pm "Rentadick" (1972) British vs. Japanese spies
USA Network, 1pm & 1am "McHale's Navy" (1997) Tom Arnold
Cinemax, 1:45 "Doc Hollywood" (Michael J. Fox)
AMC @ 1:55 "Going Berserk" (1983) John Candy
HBO @ 2:30 "My Fellow Americans" (someone's targeting ex-Presidents)
SH2 @ 2:45 "A Fistful Of Dynamite" (1971) James Coburn
USA Network @ 3pm & 12am "Sgt. Bilko" (Steve Martin)
Comedy Central, 3pm "Hudson Hawk" (Bruce Willis) repeated Fri 8am
Showtime, 4pm "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
Encore, 4:50 Police Academy 4: COPs" (1987)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Story of Snow White" (1987) live action dwarfs
Cinemax, 6pm "The Bangor Sisters" (Goldie Hawn)
AMC @ 6:05 "Risky Business"
Showtime, 6:30 "Zoolander"
SciFi @ 7pm Amityville 2: The Possession (1982)
FMC @ 7pm/10 EST "The Entity" (1982)
MMX @ 7:30 Red Sonja: Conan the Barbarian 3
Cinemax, 7:45 "The Fugitive" (1993) Harrison Ford
WB @ 8pm Karloff narrates "How The Grinch Stole Christmas
Bravo, 8pm & 12:30am "The Professional"
Disney Channel, 8pm "17 Again" (an accident turns scientists into teens)
TMC @ 8pm "Rollerball" (boring remake)
SciFi @ 9pm Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood
USA Network, 9pm "Major Payne" (1995) Wayans as drill sgt.
TMC @ 9:45 "Color Of Night"
TBS @ 10pm & 2am "Reindeer Games" (thriller)
AMC @ 10:25 & 2:50am "Mr. Mom" (Michael Keaton, Teri Garr)
Starz @ 11:05 Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1995)
VH1 @ 11:30 profiles Arnold Schwarzenegger the Governator
Cinemax, 11:35 "Voyeur Beach"
HBO @ 1am "The Blob" (1988)
Encore, 2:45 "Pumpkinhead" (1988)
TNT @ 3am "Murder In The First" (Kevin Bacon, Christian Slater)
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
FMC @ 3am/6am EST "Mother Wore Tights" (1947)
AMC @ 6:55 "Pinky" (1949)
12/19 Fri: Cinemax @ 8am Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The 4th Protocol" (Michael Caine vs. Pierce Brosnan)
Flix @ 8:05 "X-15" (1961) Charles Bronson
TMC @ 8:30 & 4:45pm "F/X 2" (1991) android clown
FMC @ 9am/12 EST "14 hours" (1951) Richard Basehart on a ledge
MMX @ 9:15 "Arachnophobia" (1990)
Cinemax, 9:30 "Minority Report"
Encore @ 9:30 "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
Flix @ 10am "War-Gods Of The Deep" (Vincent Price)
TMC @ 10:30 "Message From Space"
USA Network, 11am "Dirty Work" (1998)
TCM @ 11am/2 EST "Ransom" (1956)
Mystery, 11am Night Gallery eps
MMX @ 11:15 "Mr. Wrong" (1996)
Flix @ 1pm "Black Girl"
Oxygen, 1pm Hitchcock's "Rear Window" (1954)
FMC @ 1pm/4pm EST "Harry & Tonto" (1974) Art Carney
TMC @ 1:45 & 8pm "Kill Me Later"
Encore, 1:50 Darkman he knows what evil lurks
Cinemax, 2pm Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones vs. lava)
Flix @ 2:45 "Burn Witch Burn" (1962) Janet Blair
Comedy Central, 3pm "Revenge Of The Nerds" (Robert Carradine)
HBOS @ 3pm "Rhinestone" (Stallone's stupidest movie)
MMX @ 4:30 & 1:15am "Murder By Numbers" (2002)
USA Network, 5pm "Major Payne" (Wayans)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "A Christmas Carol" (1984) George C. Scott
Starz @ 5:05 "Jack" (Robin Williams)
Cinemax, 5:30 & 2am "Femme Fatale" (2002)
AMC @ 5:35 "King Kong" (1976) when monkey die, everybody cry
Action, 6:20 The Ambushers
TMC @ 6:35 "Slappy & The Stinkers"
TCM @ 7pm/10 EST "Red Dust" (1932) Clark Gable
Starz @ 7pm "The Bourne Identity"
Cinemax @ 7:30 "Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone" (2001)
UPN @ 8pm Goldfinger (Sean Connery) with Pussy Galore
AMC @ 8pm & 3:05am "48 Hours" (Eddie Murphy)
Cartoon Channel, 8pm "Osmosis Jones" (2001) Bill Murray is infected
Flix @ 8pm "House Of Games" & "1969"
HBO @ 8pm "Analyze That"
Action @ 8:05 "Metropolis" (2001 version)
Lifetime, 8:30 The Mirror Has Two Faces
Starz @ 9pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" (director's cut)
TBS @ 9pm "Rush Hour" (1998) Jackie Chan
TNT @ 9pm "A Perfect Murder" (1998) Michael Douglas
IFC @ 9pm/12 EST The Terminator
Mystery, 9:35 & 4am "Mickey Spillane's Murder Takes All"
AMC @ 9:55 "Love At First Bite" (1979) George Hamilton
Action, 10pm & 5am Back To The Future
Cinemax @ 10pm "Spider-Man"
FMC @ 11pm/2 EST "14 hours" (1951) Richard Basehart on a ledge
Mystery, 11:10 "Timestalkers"
Flix @ 11:30 "The Bed Sitting Room"
AMC @ 11:50 Rosemary's Baby this is no dream
Action @ Midnight "Blood: The Last Vampire"
Starz @ 12:30 "Lord Of The Rings" marathon to 8pm Sunday
Cinemax, 12:35 "Exposed"
Action, 12:50 "Relentless 3"
Showtime @ 1am "Night Fire"
IFC @ 1am/4am EST The Terminator
TNT @ 1am "L.A. Confidential"
Flix @ 1:05 Invasion Of The Bee Girls (1973) female insect mutants
Starz @ 1:10 "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship of the Ring" (2001 version)
TMC @ 1:15 "Gothic" (1987) Mary Shelley writes Frankenstein
TBS @ 2am "The Replacement Killers" (1998) Chow Yun-Fat
Mystery, 2:20 "The Thing With 2 Heads"
Action @ 2:20 Howling 2: Your Sister's A Werewolf
Encore, 2:30 Roddy McDowall's Fright Night (1985)
AMC @ 2:35 Tales From The Crypt ep
Flix @ 2:35 "Bananas"
FMC @ 3am/6am EST "Harry & Tonto" (1974) Art Carney
HBO @ 3:35 "Navy SEALs" (1990)
Cinemax, 4am "American Psycho 2: All American Girl"
Flix, 4am "The Edge Of Sanity"
TNT @ 4am "The Tie That Binds"
Mystery, 5:35 Night Gallery eps repeated
Encore, 6:05 "The Purple Rose Of Cairo"
12/20 Sat: Flix @ 7:05 "Attack Of The Puppet People" (1958)
Action @ 8am Green Hornet eps (Bruce Lee)
SciFi @ 9am MST-3000: QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS
Encore, 9:05 "Mr. Destiny" (Michael Caine, Jim Belushi)
Action, 9:35 & 7:05pm "Ultimate X"
Action, 10:20 & 5:15pm "Catch Me If You Can"
Mystery, 10:20, 6:30pm & 2:30am "High Heels & Low Lifes"
Comedy Central, 11am "Clue"
TNT @ 11am "To Die For"
USA Network, 11am "Desperately Seeking Susan" (Madonna)
WGN @ 11am/2pm EST "The Rescuers" (animated)
TMC @ 11:15 A Low Down Dirty Shame (Wayans)
HBO @ Noon "Better Off Dead"
Encore @ Noon & 9:35pm "Bad Company"
Action, 12:10 "The Keep"
SciFi @ 1pm "Mindstorm" (2001) & "Nostradamus" (2000)
CMTV @ 1pm Road House (Patrick Swayze)
Showtime, 1:25 "Clockstoppers"
Flix @ 1:30 "Some Kind Of Nut"
HBO @ 1:45 "The 5th Element"
Action, 1:50 "The Retaliator"
Disney Channel, 2pm "Zenon, Girl of the 21st Century" (condemned to Earth)
TMC @ 2:45 "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
Lifetime, 3pm "With Murder In Mind" (1992) Elizabeth Montgomery
USA Network, 3pm "Stealing Christmas"
Action, 3:30 & 10pm "Terminal Velocity"
Cinemax, 3:35 & 1:10am "Blood Work" (Clint Eastwood)
TBS @ 4pm "Sugar & Spice"
Encore, 4:15 "Oscar" (Stallone)
Flix @ 4:45am "A Comedy Of Terrors" (Karloff, Lorre, Price)
Mystery, 4:45 "Black Widow"
SciFi @ 5pm "Prophecy" 2 & 3
Cartoon Network, 5pm "Osmosis Jones" (Bill Murray is invaded)
Spk (TNN) 5pm "Trespass"
TNT @ 5pm "The Devil's Advocate"
USA Network, 5pm "Happy Gilmore"
AMC @ 6:05 "48 Hours"
HBO @ 6:15 "The Pallbearer"
TMC @ 6:15 "Novacaine" (Steve Martin as another dentist)
TBS @ 7pm "Exit Wounds"
Showtime, 7:30 "Domestic Disturbance"
Action @ 7:50 & 2:45am "Black Rain"
NBC @ 8pm "Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2"
WB @ 8pm "Madhouse" (John Larroquette, Kirstie Alley)
UPN @ 8pm "Top Dog" (1995) Chuck Norris vs. white supremists
AMC @ 8pm & 10:40 The Shawshank Redemption
Encore, 8pm "Fast Times At Ridgemont High"
Disney Channel, 8pm "101 Dalmations 2: Patch's London Adv."
Family Channel, 8pm & 10pm "Mr. St. Nick"
ABC @ 9pm "The Santa Clause" (Tim Allen in Art Carney's TZ role)
SciFi @ 9pm "Revelation" (LBX)
Mystery, 9:30 "Guilty As Sin" & "Delusion"
TBS @ 11:15 Blade (1998) vampire Wesley Snipes
HBO @ 11:30 "One Hour Photo" he's obsessed
Encore, 11:35 "Slackers"
Action, 11:45 "Excessive Force 2: Force On Force"
Mystery, 11:50 "When Dreams Come True"
Telemundo, 12am Hercules & The Amazon Women Kevin Sorbo, Lucy Lawless
SciFi @ 1am Wes Craven Presents "Mindripper"
Encore, 1:05am "Death Wish 3"
Action, 1:15 "Boxcar Bertha"
TBS @ 1:15 "Mortal Kombat: Annhilation"
Mystery, 1:35, 8pm & 1am "V.I. Warshawski" (a private eye with gonads)
Encore, 2:45 "Sunset High"
SciFi @ 3am "The Car" followed by In Search Of ep
Cinemax, 3am "Army Of One" (Dolph Lundgren)
USA Network, 3am "Beautiful Creatures" (2000)
TNT @ 3am "The Big Hit" (1994)
TBS @ 3:15 "Invincible" (2001) Billy Zane
Showtime, 3:30 "Bulletproof" (1987) Gary Busey
HBO2 @ 4:25 "Earth vs. the Spider"
TMC @ 4:45 A Low Down Dirty Shame (Wayans)
AMC @ 4:50 "Midnight Lace" (1960)
Showtime, 5:05 "Clockstoppers"
Encore, 5:10 "Smokey & The Bandit 3"
TBS @ 5:15 "Too Live & Die In L.A."
Mystery, 5:50 "Betrayed"
Cinemax, 6am "Lolita" (1962) James Mason
Action @ 6:05 "Mountain Road"
HBO @ 6:15 "Inhabited" (horror)
Flix @ 6:15 & 3pm "Pressure Point" (1962)
12/21 Sun: TNT @ 7am "The Dirty Dozen"
AMC @ 7:10 "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds"
Action @ 7:50 "Soldier Of Fortune"
Encore, 8:10 "Legend Of Billie Jean"
Cinemax, 8:35 "Catch Me If You Can"
Comedy Central, 9am & 4pm "Say It Isn't So"
Mystery, 9am "To Catch A Thief"
TBS @ 9:30 "Mr. Nice Guy" (1997) Jackie Chan
Cartoon Network, 10am "Osmosis Jones" (Bill Murray)
HBO @ 10am "8-Legged Freaks"
WGN @ 10am/1pm EST "A Christmas Carol" (1984) George C. Scott
Showtime, 10:15 "The Manchurian Candidate" (thriller)
SciFi @ 11am "The Cellar" & "The Colony"
TMC @ 11:05 & 6:15pm "Rollerball" (2002 lame remake)
Action, 11:15, 7:30pm & 3:30am "Black Hawk Down"
Flix @ 11:15 "Mindwalk"
TBS @ 11:30 "Jackie Chan's 1st Strike"
FX @ Noon "Alien 3"
HBO @ Noon "Arthur 2: On The Rocks" I'll alert the media
WGN @ 12pm/3pm EST "Scrooge" (1951)
Mystery, 12:50, 8pm & 3am "The 18th Angel"
Plex @ 1pm Tron
Lifetime, 1pm "Deadly Web"
TBS @ 1:30 "Rumble In The Bronx" (1994) Jackie Chan
Encore, 2:20 & 10:10 "The Scorpion King"
Mystery, 2:20 & 11:30 "When The Bough Breaks"
Showtime, 2:30 "A Woman's A Helluva Thing"
TNT @ 2:30 "As Good As It Gets"
Cinemax, 2:35 "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung fu)
TMC @ 2:45 "Texas Rangers"
TBS @ 3:30 "Lethal Weapon 4"
AMC @ 3:40 "King Kong" (1976) when monkey die, everybody cry
Encore, 4pm "Bat*21" we leave no one behind
Mystery, 4:05 & 1:15am "Eminent Domain"
Showtime, 4:15 "Domestic Disturbance"
HBO @ 4:30 "Weekend At Bernie's" (fun with a corpse)
Cinemax, 4:30 "Flatliners"
Lifetime, 5pm "2 Came Back"
SciFi @ 5pm "The Uninvited" (1996)
USA Network, 5pm "Jawbreaker"
Encore, 5:50 & 2:15am "Spy Game"
Mystery, 5:50 "The Dark Half"
TBS @ 6pm "Exit Wounds"
AMC @ 6:05 "The Usual Suspects"
HBO @ 6:15 "8-Legged Freaks"
Cinemax, 6:30 "Kiss Of Death"
NBC @ 7pm "Titanic" (4 hours) the boat sank, let it go
Fox @ 7pm "Stupid Behavior Caught On Tape" (no Dixie Chicks)
Lifetime, 7pm "Robin Cook's Mortal Fear"
SciFi @ 7pm Dean Kontz's "Mr. Murder" (4 hours)
IFC @ 7pm/10pm EST The Dead Zone (1983) Christopher Walken
Fox @ 8pm "The Simpsons" (Mr. Burns vs. Glenn Close)
Flix @ 8pm "Thelma & Louise" (Joe Bob's nightmare)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:45am "No Way Out"
Spk (TNN) 8pm & 10:30 "Platoon"
TBS @ 8pm "Romeo Must Die"
TNT @ 8pm "The Bridges Of Madison County" (chick flik) Clint Eastwood
Pax @ 9pm "Mary Christmas" (2002)
Lifetime, 9pm "Evil Has A Face" (1996)
Starz @ 9:45 007 spoof "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
TMC @ 9:45 "Fatal Attraction"
Cinemax @ 10pm "Catch Me If You Can"
History Channel, 10pm & 2am "Mail Call" Christmas at the Front
TBS @ 10:15 "Lethal Weapon 4"
AMC @ 10:20 & 3:10am "The Eiger Sanction"
TNT @ 11pm "Message In A Bottle"
Encore, 11:45 "Mulholland Drive"
MMX @ 11:45 "Don't Say A Word" (2001) repeated Thu 7pm
Starz @ 12:35 Wes Craven's New Nightmare
HBO @ 12:45 "Road Rage"
TBS @ 12:45 "Last Man Standing" (lame remake of Fistful Of Dollars)
IFC @ 12:45/3:45 EST The Dead Zone (1983) Christopher Walken
TMC @ 1:25 "The Distinguished Gentleman" (Congressman Eddie Murphy)
Action, 1:45 "Let's Get Harry"
Bravo, 2am "Bugsy" (he hates that name)
HBO @ 2:25 "From Dusk Til Dawn"
TBS @ 2:45 "Year Of The Dragon" (1985) Mickey Rourke
SciFi @ 3am "Shriek" (1998 direct-to-video)
TMC @ 3:20 "Slamdance" (1987)
HBO @ 4:15 "Psycho Beach Party" (2000)
Cinemax, 4:15 "Dog Day Afternoon" (1975) Al Pacino
TNT @ 4:30 "Career Opportunities" (1991)
Mystery, 4:30 "The Thing With 2 Heads" (Ray Milland, Rosie Grier)
Starz @ 4:30 "A Million To Juan"
HBO2 @ 4:45 Children Of The Corn: The Gathering (1996)
Encore, 5am "Message From Space"
12/22 Mon: Mystery, 6:15 & 8pm "Where Danger Lives"
Encore, 6:50 & 6:05pm "Mortal Kombat"
Action @ 7am "The Doberman Gang" nice doggy...
Mystery, 7:40 & 5:30am "Dr. Blood's Coffin"
Comedy Central, 8am "I Love You To Death" (1990)
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "Murder Without Motive"
Flix @ 8:15 & 6:15pm "The Spikes Gang"
Action @ 8:30 & 3pm "Dark Avenger"
HBO @ 8:30 "Stuart Little 2" (v.o. Michael J. Fox)
Encore, 8:35 "Son Of The Pink Panther"
Starz @ 8:45 007 spoof "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
Showtime, 9am Once Bitten Jim Carrey vs. vampire
USA Network, 9am "Murder By Night" (1989)
Mystery, 9:15 "The City Killer"
Flix @ 10am "Konga" this is your chimp on drugs
Cinemax @ 10am "Spellbound" (2002)
Action, 10:05, 8:05pm & 4:50am "Escape From Alcatraz"
Encore, 10:10 "Yellowbeard" (Monty Python pirate)
Starz @ 10:30 "In Love & War"
AMC @ 10:55 "King Kong" (1976) when monkey die, everybody cry
MMX @ 11am "The Burbs" (Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern)
Mystery, 11am Mon-Fri: Night Gallery eps
Flix @ 11:30 "The Thief Of Paris"
HBO @ Noon & 8pm "Swimfan" (2002)
Cinemax @ Noon "The Substitute" (1996) pay attention class
Oxygen, 1pm Hitchcock's "Family Plot" (1976) Bruce Dern
Action @ 1pm & 10pm RoboCop 2 behave yourselves!
Flix @ 1:30 "Thunder Alley" (1967)
Starz @ 2:30 & 11pm "About Schmidt" (2002) Jack Nicholson
Flix @ 3pm "Bananas"
Action, 4:35 & 12am "Toy Soldiers"
FMC @ 5pm/8pm EST Batman (1966)
AMC @ 5:40 "No Way Out"
Mystery, 6:20 "The Hillside Stranglers"
Action @ 6:30 "Run"
Flix @ 8pm "Midnight Express"
Encore @ 8pm RoboCop Stay out of trouble
History Channel, 8pm & 12am "Mail Call" Christmas at the Front
AMC @ 8pm "The Horse Whisperer"
Showtime, 8pm "Penn & Teller's Bull****" marathon
TBS @ 8pm: Dinner & A Movie "Deep Blue" & "Nat. Lampoon's Vacation"
Oxygen, 8pm & Tue 1pm: Stephen King's "Misery" this will hurt...
FX @ 8pm & 11:30 "Big" (1988) Tom Hanks
IFC @ 8:30/11:30 EST "Dracula" (1979)
Mystery, 9:30 "The Big Sleep"
TMC @ 10pm & 4:45am "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
Showtime, 10:30 "The Untouchables" (Sean Connery)
AMC @ 10:45 & Tue 5:35pm "Hud" (merciless rancher vs. anthrax outbreak)
SciFi @ 11pm Vampire In Brooklyn (Eddie Murphy)
Mystery, 11:10 A Nightmare On Elm Street (not sugarplums)
TMC @ 11:45 "Darkness Falling"
Cinemax, 12:05 "Brown Sugar" (2002)
TBS @ 12:20 "Vegas Vacation" (1997)
Mystery, 12:45 "The Badge"
Showtime @ 1am "Falling Through" (thriller)
Encore, 1:45 "Lifeforce" (alien vampires in London)
Action @ 2am "Wolfen"
Cinemax, 2am "Voyeur Beach" (thriller)
TNT @ 2am "The Dish" (comedy)
TMC @ 2:45 "Fellini's Roma" (subtitled, but you still won't get it)
HBO @ 3:20 "Shock Video 2004: Too Hot For The Box"
Cinemax, 3:20 "Body Language" (thriller)
AMC @ 3:35 "5 Fingers" (1952) James Mason, double-agent
TNT @ 4am "The Jerk" (Steve Martin)
Encore, 4am & 3:30pm "Mr. Destiny"
Mystery, 4:30 Night Gallery eps repeated
12/23 Tue: Action @ 7am, 1:20pm & 8:05 "Enemy Mine" I ain't birthin' no baby
Flix @ 7:15 & 5:35pm "On The Beach" with mushroom clouds
AMC @ 7:55 The Wrecking Crew (1969) Matt Helm: Dean Martin
HBO @ 8am & 6:45pm "The 5th Element"
Cinemax, 8am "Body Parts"
USA Network, 9am "Casper's Haunted Christmas" (2000)
FMC @ 9am/12 EST "The Poseidon Adventure"
Mystery, 9:05 & 6:10pm "The Drowning Pool" (Paul Newman)
Starz @ 9:05 & 5:35pm "Dragonfly" (2002) Kevin Costner
Flix @ 9:35 "Dr. Blood's Coffin"
Showtime, 9:45 "Born Losers" (Billy Jack vs. biker gang)
Encore, 10:05 "Problem Child"
HBO @ 10:15 John Carenter's Memoirs of an Invisible Man
Action @ 10:30 & 6:30pm "Avalanche Express"
Mystery @ 11am & 3am "Night Gallery" eps
Starz @ 11:05 "The Punisher"
Encore, 11:35 Silver Streak Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder
Starz @ 12:35 & 9pm "Lord Of The Rings: The 2 Towers"
Oxygen, 1pm Stephen King's "Misery" this is gonna hurt
Cinemax, 1pm "Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones"
Mystery, 2:40 Vincent Price's Theatre Of Blood
MMX @ 3pm "Houseguest" (Sinbad, Phil Hartman)
Action, 3:15 "ROTOR"
HBOS @ 3:30 "Fatherland" (set 20 years after Nazis won WW2)
Flix @ 4pm & 1:30am "Carbon Copy"
WE @ 4pm "Harry & The Henderson"
Action @ 4:50 & 11:40 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
WE @ 5pm & Wed 1pm "Crocodile Dundee" (1986) a love story with teeth
USA Network, 5pm: "Walker Texas Ranger" (Chuck Norris) Christmas in 1876
Cinemax, 5:30 "The Fugitve" (Harrison Ford)
Encore, 5:30 & 12:20am "Black Dog" (Patrick Swayze)
Showtime, 5:45 & Fri 4:15 "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
Flix @ 8pm "Married To The Mob" & "1969"
Mystery, 8pm & 4am "Past Tense"
UPN @ 8pm: sitcom reruns or "Russkies" (1987)
Disney Channel, 8pm "Tarzan" (1999, animated but not bad)
Cinemax @ 8pm "Star Trek: 1st Contact"
USA Network, 9pm "Dragonheart"
Cinemax @ 10pm "Star Wars: Episode II"
Action @ 10pm & 3:35am "Bones"
Encore, 10:05 "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
TBS @ 10:35 & 2:50am "Fair Game"
TNT @ 11pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
followed @ 1am by "Jack Frost" (1998) Michael Keaton
TMC @ 11:15 "8 Million Ways To Die"
USA Network, 12am The Dead Zone
Starz @ 12:05 "Gangster #1"
TBS @ 12:20 "EdTV" (1999)
Cinemax @ 12:50 Pulp Fiction
TNT @ 1am "Jack Frost" (Michael Keaton)
TMC @ 1:15 "The Crying Game"
Action @ 1:15 "Blood: The Last Vampire"
Action @ 2:10 Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Mystery, 3am Night Gallery eps repeated
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
Flix @ 3:05am Invasion Of The Bee Girls
TMC @ 3:15 "Red Meat"
Encore @ 4am "The Blue Max" (George Peppard)
Mystery, 4:30 Agatha Christie's "Murder Is Easy" (Bill Bixby)
Flix @ 4:35 "Thunderbirds Are Go" (puppets to the rescue)
12/24 Wed: Action, 6:35, 6:15pm & 1:20am "Terminal Velocity"
Encore, 6:35 "The Purple Rose Of Cairo"
TMC @ 6:45 & 4:15 "Mr. Destiny" (1990)
Starz @ 7:15 & 5pm "I Am Sam"
Mystery, 7:45, 1:40pm & 9:40 "Mickey Spillane's Murder Takes All"
USA Network, 8am & 4:30pm "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial"
Comedy Central, 8am "Flashback" (1990)
Encore, 8am & 5:45pm "Phenomenon"
Flix @ 8am & 6:25 "The Thing With 2 Heads" (1972) Ray Milland gets ahead
HBO @ 8am "Better Off Dead"
Cinemax, 8:30 "Honeymoon In Vegas" with the Flying Elvises
Spk (TNN) 9am 007 all-day marathon: "Never Say Never Again"
followed by "Thunderball" & "You Only Live Twice"
"Diamonds Are Forever" & "World Is Not Enough"
and "From Russia With Love" @ midnight
FMC @ 9am & 11pm "Home Alone 2: Lost In N.Y." had enough?
Flix @ 9:45 "ROTOR"
Action @ 10am & 8pm "Stakeout"
HBO3 @ 10am & 10:30pm "The Mothman Prophecies"
Encore @ 10:05 "Walk Like A Man" (Howie Mandell raised by wolves)
Cinemax, 10:30 & 11:50pm "Panic Room" (Jodie Foster)
Mystery @ 11am, 7pm & 3:20am "Night Gallery" eps
AMC @ 11:20 "The Conqueror" (1956) radioactive John Wayne
Showtime, 11:45 "My Mom's A Werewolf"
FX @ Noon Dragnet (Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks)
Cinemax @ Noon Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992) Kristy Swanson
HBO2 @ 12:30 & 11pm Batman Forever
Lifetime, 1pm "I'll Be Home For Christmas" (Jack Palance)
Encore's Love @ 1:10 & 8pm Cocoon
HBO2 @ 1:15 "Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets"
Encore, 1:50pm "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
Starz @ 2:45 "Tremors"
Action @ 3pm & 10pm "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
Lifetime, 3pm "Ebbie"
Mystery, 3:20 "The Star Chamber"
Encore @ 4pm "Legend Of Billie Jean"
TNT @ 4pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
followed by "A Christmas Story" 24-hour marathon
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Scrooge"
IFC @ 7:45/10:45 EST "Cube"
NBC @ 8pm "It's a Wonderful Life"
Thrillermax, 8:20 Stephen King's Silver Bullet
SciFi @ 9pm Highlander sequels: "Endgame" & "The Quickening"
WE @ 10pm "The Princess Bride"
Showtime, 11:45 "My Mom's A Werewolf" (1989)
12/25 Thu: TNT all day to 6pm: "A Christmas Story" You'll shoot your eye out
FMC all day to 5am/8am EST "Miracle On 34th Street" (1947)
USA Network, 1am "Stealing Christmas"
TBS @ 1am "Fletch" & "Funny Farm"
AMC @ 1:45 "Smokey & The Bandit 2"
HBO @ 2:30 "Pentagon Wars" (comedy)
SciFi @ 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
AMC @ 3:45 Death Race 2000 (Stallone vs. Carradine)
Encore, 3:50 "The Omen"
Flix, 4:30 "Where The River Runs Black" (boy raised by dolphins)
HBO2 @ 6am Look Who's Talking Too
MMX @ 7am "Stay Tuned" (1992) trapped in channel 666
SciFi @ 8am Gremlins & "Gremlins 2"
Spk (TNN) all day: James Bond 007 movies: Live & Let Die,
followed by "Man With The Golden Gun" (Christopher Lee) @ 12pm,
"The Spy Who Loved Me" & "The World Is Not Enough" @ 6pm
TBS @ 9am "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids"
Encore, 9:20 "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" (Boris Karloff)
Mystery, 11am & 4am Night Gallery eps
MMX @ 11:30 "The Rocketeer" (Bill Campbell)
Oxygen, 12pm Hitchcock's "Rope" (1948)
SciFi, Noon "The NeverEnding Story" & sequel
FX @ Noon Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Telemundo, 12pm Spielberg's "Batteries Not Included"
Mystery, Noon Roger Moore vs. Tony Perkins in "Ffolks"
WGN @ 12pm/3pm EST "Scrooge" (1951)
Plex, 12:20 & 11pm Back To The Future
Encore, 12:30 & 8pm "Spy Game"
HBO2 @ 12:30 & 11pm Batman Forever (1995)
Showtime, 1pm "I Was A Teenage Faust"
TBS @ 1pm A League Of Their Own (Madonna, Geena Davis)
USA Network, 1:30 "Bev. Hills Cop 3"
Starz @ 2pm & 11pm "The Bourne Identity" (2002)
HBO @ 2pm "My Fellow Americans" (someone's targeting ex-Presidents)
Disney Channel, 2:30 "Babes In Toyland" (1997 lame remake)
Telemundo, 2:30 "Karate Kid 3" (1989)
HBO2 @ 2:30 "I-Spy" (2002) Eddie Murphy
Flix @ 3pm Mars Needs Women
Cinemax2 @ 3pm "Chain Reaction" (1996)
Mystery, 3:10 & 11:15 "Sometimes They Come Back"
TBS @ 3:30 & 11:10 "Pleasantville" (trapped in 1950s sitcoms)
USA Network, 3:30 "Meet The Parents" (2000) DeNiro
A&E @ 4pm "Bev. Hills Cop 2"
SciFi @ 4pm "Nick Fury of SHIELD" David Hasselhoff of Knightrider
Showtime, 4pm "Clockstoppers" (2002)
Starz @ 4pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
WE @ 4pm "The Princess Bride"
Cartoon Network, 4pm "Land Before Time 3" (kiddie cartoon)
TMC @ 4:25 & 1:45am "Hardball" (Keanu Reeves as a deadbeat)
Flix @ 4:30 "Pressure Point" (1962)
Cinemax, 4:45 & 2:45am "The Tuxedo" (2002) Jackie Chan
Oxygen, 5pm Hitchcock's "Vertigo" (1958)
Flix @ 5pm "Love Story" (based on Al Gore)
IFC @ 5pm/8pm EST "Cube" based on TZ story 5 People In Search Of An Exit
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Here Comes Mr. Jordan" (1941) Claude Rains
Showtime, 5:45 & 5:15am "Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost Dreams"
SciFi @ 6pm The Shadow
TNT @ 6pm "Jack Frost" (Michael Keaton)
HBO @ 6pm "Mission Impossible" (Tom Cruise)
HBO2 @ 6pm "Shallow Hal"
Family Channel, 6pm "3 Days" (2001)
USA Network, 6pm "Billy Madison" (Darren McGavin)
Mystery, 6:30 & 1am "V.I. Warshawski" she's got gonades
Thrilermax, 6:45 Stephen King's "Graveyard Shift"
Cartoon Network, 7pm "An American Tail: Fievel Goes West" (better than Disney)
Cinemax2 @ 7pm "Don't Say A Word" (Michael Douglas)
Starz @ 7:05 "Jack" (Robin Williams as a grownup boy)
Showtime, 7:30 "We Were Soldiers" (2002) Mel Gibson
Bravo, 8pm, 10pm & 12am The Terminator
Disney Channel, 8pm "It Nearly Wasn't Christmas" (Charles Durning)
SciFi, 8pm Batman (1989)
TMC @ 8pm "We're No Angels" (DeNiro, Sean Penn)
Mystery, 8pm "High Heels & Low Lifes"
Cinemax2 @ 9pm "Resident Evil" (2002)
Starz @ 9pm & 4:55am 007 spoof "Austin Powers in Goldmember"
Spk (TNN) 9pm 007 in "The Living Daylights"
Telemundo, 9pm "Nat. Lampoon's Christmas Vacation"
Showtime2 @ 9pm "Windtalkers" (2002)
HBO-Fam, 9:15 Ray Harryhausen's Clash Of The Titans
TCM @ 9:15/12:15 EST "The Horn Blows At Midnight" (end of the world comedy)
Mystery, 9:30 "Eminent Domain"
Action @ 10pm & 4:50am Back To The Future
TMC @ 10pm "Heaven Can Wait" (1978)
TCM @ 10pm EST A Guy Named Joe (remade as Spielberg's Always)
Encore, 10:15 & 4am "The Crow" (1994) Brandon Lee
SciFi @ 10:45/1:45 EST "Cabin In The Sky" (1943)
SciFi @ 11pm "Superman 2" (entirely Brando-free)
Showtime2 @ 11:15 RoboCop 3 vs. CyberNinja
TMC @ 11:45 "Breakfast At Tiffany's" (1961)
USA Network, 12am "The Nutty Professor" (Eddie Murphy)
Encore, 12am "Bad Company"
Spk (TNN) 12am 007 (Roger Moore) "For Your Eyes Only"
TCM @ 12:30/3:30 EST "Angels in the Outfield"
Flix @ 1:15 "The Believers" (they shoulda seen Serpent & The Rainbow)
SciFi @ 1:30 Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
TBS @ 1:40 A League Of Their Own (Madonna, Geena Davis)
Encore, 2am Roddy McDowall's Fright Night
Mystery, 2:35 "Dressed To Kill"
Starz, 2:40 & 11:45 "The Count Of Monte Cristo" (2002)
Flix @ 3:15 Vincent Price's Theatre Of Blood
SciFi, 3:30 Matinee he's a mutant ant, a Mant
HBO2 @ 4:20 "Bullets Over Broadway" (1994)
HBO @ 4:30 "Sunstroke" (1992) Jane Seymour
Cinemax, 4:30 "Devil In The Flesh"
ShowtimeXE @ 4:30 King Kong Lives
TCM @ 4:45 "My Man Godfrey" (1936) homeless guy gets even
AMC @ 4:50 "The Third Man" (1949) Orson Welles
Encore, 5:45 "Zeleg"
HBO2 @ 6am Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein
AMC @ 6am "Dark Victory" (1939) Bette Davis
Cinemax2 @ 6:15 Sheena, Queen of the Jungle
Action @ 6:50 "Soldier Of Fortune"
12/26 Fri: FMC @ 7am/10am EST Warlock (1959)
Encore, 7:10 "The Big Red One" (WW2) Lee Marvin, Mark Hamill
Mystery, 7:45 & 4:30pm "The Hillside Stranglers"
HBOS @ 7:45 & 11:45pm "Dr. Zhivago" (1965) revolution-fu
TBS @ 8am "Bird On A Wire" (Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn)
Comedy Central, 8am "Back To School" (Rodney Dangerfield)
HBO @ 8am & 5:15pm "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls"
Starz @ 8:15 "NeverEnding Story 3"
Cinemax2 @ 8:15 & 7:30pm "Men In Black 2"
Spk (TNN) 9am From Russia With Love
USA Network, 9am "Problem Child 3" bride of problem child
CRT @ 9am "The Case of the Skin-Deep Scandal" (Morgan Fairchild)
Family Channel, 9am "Sabrina Goes To Rome" (the teen witch)
Action, 9:05 "Terror By Night"
Encore, 9:05 & 6:15pm "The Scorpion King" (2002)
Mystery, 9:20, 8pm & 2am "Lisa"
Cinemax2 @ 10am The Time Machine (2002 version)
Action @ 10:10, 10pm & 5:40am Top Gun (Tom Cruise)
Cinemax, 10:15 "The Banger Sisters" (2002) Goldie Hawn
HBOS @ 11am "Unlawful Entry" (Kurt Russell)
Family Channel, 11am "Sabrina Down Under" (the witch visits Australia)
Mystery, 11am & 1am Night Gallery eps
Starz @ 11:45 "The Count Of Monte Cristo" (2002)
FX @ Noon "Temptation" (1994)
Spk (TNN) 12pm 007 (Sean Connery) Never Say Never Again
Cinemax, 12pm & 10pm "The Fugitive" (Harrison Ford)
Cinemax2, 12pm "Wicked" (don't tell anyone Mom's dead)
Showtime2 @ Noon & 9pm "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson)
Flix @ 12:05 "Attack Of The Puppet People" (1958)
Showtime, 12:30 "Domestic Disturbance" (2001)
TBS @ 12:45 & 10pm "Lethal Weapon" (Mel Gibson)
Oxygen, 1pm Hercules & The Amazon Women (Kevin Sorbo, Lucy Lawless)
USA Network, 1pm "Billy Madison" (Darren McGavin)
CRT @ 1pm "The Case of the Glass Coffin" (1991)
HBO @ 1:15 "8-Legged Freaks" (2002)
AMC @ 1:25 "The Barbarian & The Geisha" (John Wayne in Japan)
Flix @ 1:30 "The Crimson Cult" Boris Karloff
Cinemax2 @ 1:30 "Masterminds" (1997) Patrick Stewart
Action, 1:45 "Catch Me If You Can"
Mystery, 2:50 Agatha Christie's "Murder Is Easy" (Bill Bixby)
TBS @ 3pm "Lethal Weapon 2 & 4" (1989, 1998)
HBO @ 3pm "The Mothman Prophecies" (2002) try to sleep
Flix @ 3pm "Shadows & Fog" (1992)
Spk (TNN) 3pm Thunderball (one of our nukes is missing)
Action @ 3:35 & 12:50am "Black Hawk Down"
Hallmark, 4pm "20,000 Leagues Under The Sea" (1954)
Cinemax, 4:30 "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung fu)
HBO2 @ 4:30 "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier"
FMC @ 5pm/8pm EST Cocoon 1 & 2
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Diabolique" (1996 version)
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "Titanic" (1997)
Spk (TNN) 6pm 007 The Living Daylights
Action @ 6:05 "Toy Soldiers"
TMC @ 6:15 "Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey" (evil robots)
HBO2 @ 6:30 "Quick Change" (Bill Murray, Geena Davis)
Cinemax, 6:30 "Doc Hollywood" (Michael J. Fox)
Hallmark, 7pm "The Parent Trap" (1961) Hayley Mills
IFC @ 7pm/10 EST John Waters' Hairspray (1988)
FX @ 8pm & 12am Mad Max (Mel Gibson)
Action, 8pm "Wolfen"
AMC @ 8pm Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)
Encore, 8pm "Mortal Kombat" (1995)
UPN @ 8pm "Jake 2.0" or "Repli-Kate" (2001) send in the clones
HBO @ 8pm "Collateral Damage" (Schwarzenegger vs. terrorists)
Pax @ 8pm "Fluke" (1995) man's best friend?
Disney Channel, 8pm & 9:30 "Inspector Gadget" (1999)
Family Channel, 8pm "Coming To America" (Eddie Murphy)
Cinemax, 8:15 & 3:50am "Queen Of The Damned" (2002)
NBC @ 9pm "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective" (Jim Carrey)
SND @ 9pm "Master of the Flying Guillotine" (1975, Hong Kong)
Starz @ 9pm & 3:55am "Tears Of The Sun" (Bruce Willis)
SciFi @ 9pm "Tremors" 2 & 3
Spk (TNN) 9pm 007 Diamonds Are Forever (deathray in orbit)
Flix @ 9:35 "Thelma & Louise" (1991)
AMC @ 9:55 "An American Werewolf In Paris" (1997)
Encore, 10pm "Scarface" (1983) Al Pacino
HBO @ 10pm "True Lies" (Schwarzenegger, Jamie Lee Curtis)
SND @ 10:30 "Switchblade Sisters" (1975)
Starz @ 11:05 & 6am "Lord Of The Rings: The 2 Towers"
Comedy Central, 11:30 "Caddyshack" (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase)
Starz2 @ 11:40 & 6:40am "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie)
TMC @ 11:45 "Another Stakout"
Cinemax2 @ 11:45 "Ghost Ship" (2002)
Flix @ 11:45 "Boxing Helena" (they wouldn't let Joe Bob review it)
AMC @ 11:50 "Army Of Darkness" (3rd Evil Dead movie)
Spk (TNN) 12am 007 (Sean Connery) You Only Live Twice
Cinemax, 12:45 "The Mummy's Kiss" (direct-to-video)
TNT @ 1am Bridges Of Madison County (Clint Eastwood)
USA Network, 1am "Species" & "Species 2" (1998)
SciFi @ 1am Swamp Thing do not bring your evil here
ActionmaxE @ 1am Escape From L.A.
Showtime2 @ 1:10 Mo' Money (Damon Wayans)
Showtime @ 1:30 "Body Of Evidence"
Cinemax, 2:10 "The Hitcher" (Rutger Hauer)
HBO @ 2:15 "1 Hour Photo" (Robin Williams is obsessed)
AMC @ 2:15 & 4:45 Tales From The Crypt eps
TBS @ 2:15 "Conspiracy Theory"
AMC @ 2:45 "Scars Of Dracula" (1970) Christopher Lee
SciFi @ 3am Return Of Swamp Thing
Cinemax2 @ 3am "Super Troopers" (2001) cops vs. cops
Action, 3:15 John Carpenter's "Vampires"
Showtime, 3:15 "Dangerous Game" (Harvey Keitel)
TMC @ 3:30 "The Others"
HBO @ 3:55 "13 Ghosts" (2001)
TNT @ 4am "The Electric Horseman" (Robert Redford, Jane Fonda)
Cinemax2, 4:40 "Blood Work" (2002) Clint Eastwood
Bravo, 6am "Creature Features: Greatest Movie Monsters"
HBO @ 6am "The Witches"
Mystery, 6:05 "Murder In Paradise"
12/27 Sat: Flix @ 7am & 6pm "Sunburn" (Farrah-fu, she can kill with that hair)
TBS @ 7am "First Shot"
HBO @ 7:30 "Weekend At Bernie's" (Corpse: Terry Kiser)
Mystery, 7:45 & 5:15am "Repulsion"
Action @ 8am Green Hornet eps (Bruce Lee)
TurnerSouth, 8am "Airplane!"
VH1 @ 8am Weird Al Presents: AL-TV
TMC @ 8:45 "Rollerball" (2002 lame remake)
Cinemax, 8:50 "Operation Dumbo Drop" (1995) Dennis Leery
SciFi @ 9am MST-3000 ep
Showtime, 9am "Illegally Yours"
TNT @ 9am "Jack Frost" (Michael Keaton)
Starz @ 9:05 "If Looks Could Kill"
Encore, 9:10 The Last Dragon blaxploitation-fu
USA Network, 10am Wild Things
SciFi @ 11am Black Mask 1 & 2
WGN @ 11am/2pm EST Iron Eagle 2
VH1 @ Noon "Space Jam"
USA Network, 12pm & 1am "Hollow Man"
Cinemax2 @ 1pm "Arachnophobia"
Spk (TNN) 1pm 007 marathon: (Roger Moore) "Live & Let Die"
Showtime, 1:15 "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis, Jeff Goldblum)
TBS @ 1:15 "Vegas Vacation" (Chevy Chase)
Family Channel, 1:30 Popeye (Robin Williams)
SciFi @ 3pm Project Metalbeast
Family Channel, 3:30 "Spies Life Us" (Dan Aykroyd, Chevy Chase)
Thrillermax @ 3:35 Stephen King's "Graveyard Shift"
Starz2 @ 3:40 "Jason X" (a Friday the 13th movie)
Bravo, 4pm & 11pm "Mulholland Falls"
Spk (TNN) 4pm 007For Your Eyes Only
TMC @ 4pm & 1:15am RoboCop 2
Cinemax, 4:15 Volcano (Tommy Lee Jones)
Lifetime, 5pm "Face To Kill For" (1999)
SciFi, 5pm "Death Machine" bad, bad android
Family Channel, 5:30 "Coming To America" (Eddie Murphy)
Cinemax, 6pm & 2am "The Substitute" Class will come to order
Action @ 6pm RoboCop 2
Lifetime, 7pm "A Vision Of Murder" (2000)
SciFi, 7pm "Heatseeker" bad, bad cyborgs
Spk (TNN) 7pm 007 (Roger) in "Octopussy"
TBS @ 7pm & Sun 5:45pm "Bad Boys"
VH1 @ 7pm Blues Brothers 2000
Action, 8pm & 5:05am "Escape From Alcatraz" (Clint Eastwood)
CBS @ 8pm Wild Wild West (Will Smith)
ABC @ 8pm "Sound Of Music" (Julie Andrews vs. Nazis) Christopher Plummer
AMC @ 8pm & 11:50 "High Plains Drifter" (Clint Eastwood)
Encore, 8pm "Friday"
Mystery, 8pm & 3:20am "The Crying Game"
Family Channel, 8pm "Fletch Lives" (in a spooky mansion)
Showtime, 8pm "The Sum Of All Fears"
WGN @ 8:30/11:30 EST "Midnight Run" & "Alone With A Stranger"
Comedy Central, 9pm "Caddyshack" (Bill Murray vs. gopher)
HBO @ 9pm "Nat. Security" (2003)
SciFi, 9pm "Millennium Man" & "Net Force" (Scott Bacula)
TBS @ 9pm "Gone In 60 Seconds"
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST 007-spoof Casino Royale (1967)
Flix @ 9:30 "Midnight Express"
Encore, 9:35 "Daylight" (Stallone as rescuer)
TMC @ 9:45 "Rollerball" (lame remake)
AMC @ 9:55 & 1:45am "Joe Kidd" (Clint)
Mystery, 10pm "A Kiss Before Dying" & "Under Suspicion"
Action, 10pm & 3:30am Commando (Schwarzenegger)
TBS @ 11:30 "Fire Birds"
TMC @ 11:30 "Terminal Velocity"
Encore, 11:35 "Shallow Grave"
Action, 11:35 "Supercop" (Jackie Chan)
Cinemax, 12am "Voyeur Beach"
Spk (TNN) 12am & Sun 1pm Man With The Golden Gun (Christopher Lee)
TBS @ 1am & 7:30am "Money Train"
Encore, 1:10 "Operation Condor 2" (Jackie Chan)
Mystery, 1:20 "The Bride" (of Frankenstein)
Showtime, 2:15 "Indecent Behavior"
SciFi @ 2:30 Cyberjack aka Virtual Assassin
UPN @ 3am "Canadian Bacon" (John Candy, Dan Aykroyd)
USA Network, 3am "Wishmaster"
TMC @ 3:15 "Denial"
Flix @ 3:15 Poe's "The Conquerer Worm" (Vincent Price)
Encore, 4:20 "Son Of The Pink Panther"
Encore, 6am Cocoon sequel: "The Return"
Showtime, 6:05 "Spy Kids 2"
TMC @ 6:15 "Imposter"
Flix, 6:45 "The Comedy Of Terrors" (Karloff, Lorre, V. Price)
12/28 Sun: TNT @ 7am "Contact"
Cinemax, 7:35 "Trapped In Paradise"
Showtime, 7:45 "Crimes & Misdemeanors"
TMC @ 7:50 & 9:45pm "Novocaine" Steve Martin is a dentist
Encore, 8am & 8pm "Phenomenon"
AMC @ 8:15 Ghost
Comedy Central, 9am "Born In East L.A."
HBO @ 9am & 5:45pm The Fifth Element
USA Network, 10am "Idle Hands"
WGN @ 10am/1pm EST "She-Devil" (Roseanne Barr)
Flix @ 10am "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
Mystery @ 10:10 & 4:45pm "Flowers In The Attic"
Encore, 10:30 Darkman
Disney Channel, 11am & 8pm "Kim Possible: A Stich In Time"
Lifetime, 11am "Intensity"
HBO @ 11:15 John Carpenter's Memoirs Of An Invisible Man
Mystery, 11:50 & 6:20pm "Sometimes They Come Back"
A&E, 12pm "Bev. Hills Cop 2"
Encore, 12:10 "Problem Child"
AMC @ 12:30 Rosemary's Baby
TNT @ 12:30 "Gone With The Wind" frankly, I don't give a damn
Starz @ 12:30 & 9pm "About Schmidt" (2002)
SciFi @ 1pm Gargantua
HBO @ 1pm "Encino Man"
Spk (TNN) 1pm Man With The Golden Gun (007 vs. Christopher Lee)
Cinemax, 1pm "Brown Sugar"
USA Network, 1pm "The Skulls 2"
Flix @ 1:20 & 10pm "Bananas"
Showtime, 1:30 "Flatliners"
TBS @ 1:45 & 12:30am "Next Of Kin" (1989) Patrick Swayze
Family Channel, 2pm "The Incredible Mr. Limpet" & "Babe"
HBO @ 2:30 "The Pallbearer"
Action @ 2:45 & 3:15am "Enemy Mine"
TMC @ 2:50 A Low Down Dirty Shame
SciFi, 3pm Octopus (the radioactive mutant kind)
Showtime, 3:30 "Clockstoppers"
Spk (TNN) 4pm 007 in "Moonraker"
HBO @ 4:15 & 12:15am "Swimfan" (short for fanatic)
SciFi, 5pm "Octopus 2: River of Fear"
USA Network, 5pm "Disturbing Behavior"
Cinemax, 5:05 Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1992 movie)
Showtime, 5:15 "Spy Kids 2"
TBS @ 5:45 "Bad Boys"
UPN @ 6pm "Canadian Bacon" (1995)
Family Channel, 6pm "The Haunting of Seacliff Inn" (Ally Sheedy)
SciFi @ 7pm "The Shark Hunter" & "Monster" (1999)
USA Network, 7pm "The Faculty"
Starz @ 7:05 "Dragonfly"
Fox @ 7:30 Die Hard welcome to the party, Pal
Showtime, 7:30 "Windtalkers"
AMC @ 8pm The Shawshank Redemption
Family Channel, 8pm "Time Share" (comedy)
Spk (TNN) 8pm 007 in "The World Is Not Enough"
TBS @ 8pm "Gone In 60 Seconds"
Mystery, 8pm & 1:30am "Revenge"
Comedy Central, 9pm The Blues Brothers
USA Network, 9pm & Mon 5pm "Final Destination" (2000)
Cinemax, 10pm Star Trek: First Contact
TBS @ 10pm Road House
Mystery, 10:05 & 4:10am "The Badge"
AMC @ 10:40 "Horse Whisperer"
Spk (TNN) 11pm 007 in "The Living Daylights"
Flix @ 11:30 "Married To The Mob"
Mystery, 11:50 A Nightmare On Elm Street
TNT @ 12:30am Bram Stoker's Dracula
Starz @ 12:45 Aliens (Alien 2)
USA Network, 1am "Urban Legend"
AMC @ 1:25 Ghost
Cinemax, 1:45 "Shadow Hours" (2000)
TMC @ 1:45 "Imposter"
Showtime, 2:15 Stepfather 3 he's got an ax to grind
SciFi @ 3am "The Adv. of Capt. Zoom in Outer Space" (1995)
Flix @ 3:30 "The Edge Of Sanity"
AMC @ 4:10 Rosemary's Baby
Showtime, 4:15 "Night Fire"
Mystery, 6am "Inspector Clouseau"
12/29 Mon: TMC @ 7am "Madhouse" (Peter Cushing, Vincent Price)
Flix @ 7am "Burn, Witch, Burn!"
HBO2 @ 7:30 & 9pm "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"
Mystery, 7:40 Roger Moore in "Ffolks"
Flix @ 8:30 & 6:30pm "Pressure Point" (1962)
FMC @ 9am/Noon EST The Alligator People (1959) Lon Chaney
HBO @ 9am & 7:15pm "8-Legged Freaks"
Showtime, 9am Born Losers (Billy Jack vs. biker gang)
Starz @ 9:15 & 6:45pm "Count of Monte Cristo" (2002) revenge-fu
Flix @ 10am & 8pm "Shadows & Fog"
HBOS @ 10:30 "Unlawful Entry" (1992) Kurt Russell
Mystery @ 11am Mon-Fri Night Gallery
ShowtimeXE @ 11:55 "The Manchurian Candidate" (1962)
FX @ Noon Sphere (1998)
Mystery @ 12:30 "Art Of Darkness, A Night Gallery Retrospective"
USA Network, 1pm "Bride of Chucky" (Child's Play)
Mystery, 1pm "When The Bough Breaks"
Starz @ 1:15 & 9pm "Jack" (1996) Robin Williams as man-child
Disney Channel, 2pm & 8pm "Atlantis: The Lost Empire"
HBO2 @ 2pm "Runaway Train" (1985)
Showtime, 2:30 "I Was A Teenage Faust" (2002)
Mystery, 2:45 & 9:45 "The Drowning Pool" (Detective: Paul Newman)
Flix @ 3pm & 4:35am "Jack the Giant Killer"
IFC @ 3pm/6pm EST "Girlfight" (2000)
USA Network, 3pm "Urban Legend" & "Final Destination"
Encore, 3:50 & 11:45 "The Scorpion King"
Mystery, 4:35 & 3am "Black Widow"
Flix @ 4:35 "Mindwalk"
Starz @ 5pm "The Neverending Story III"
Action, 5:20 "Beach Red"
AMC @ 5:20 The Shawshank Redemption
HBO @ 5:30 "Better Off Dead"
Comedy Central, 6pm The Blues Brothers Dan Aykroyd, John Belushi
Spk (TNN) 6pm 007 in "The World Is Not Enough" (1999)
IFC @ 6pm/9pm EST La Femme Nikita
Showtime, 6:15 "Earth Girls Are Easy" (Geena Davis)
Cartoon Network, 7pm "Scooby-Doo & The Legend Of The Vampire"
HBO @ 7:15 "8-Legged Freaks"
Encore, 8pm "Renaissance Man" (Danny DeVito)
UPN @ 8pm "The Bouncer & The Lady" (Andrew Dice Clay)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:20am "Mystic Pizza"
Family Channel, 8pm "Down Periscope" (Bruce Dern, Rip Torn)
Lifetime, 8pm "The Glow" (suspense) the Stepford seniors
PBS @ 8pm or 9pm "American Masters: Rod Serling"
Flix @ 9:30 "House Of Games"
Cinemax, 10pm "The Tuxedo" (Jackie Chan)
TMC @ 10pm & 4:45am "Enigma"
SciFi @ 11pm Amityville 2: The Possession
Starz @ 11pm Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Spk (TNN) 11pm 007 in "Octopussy" (her pet octopus)
FMC @ 11pm/2am EST The Alligator People (1959) Lon Chaney
Flix @ 11:15 "The Believers" (they should seen Serpent & The Rainbow)
Starz @ 12:30 "Kama Sutra: A Tale of Love"
HBO @ 1:05 "From Dusk Till Dawn" here there be vampires
Mystery, 1:10 "Uninvited Guest"
TMC @ 1:30 "Heart Of Midnight"
Encore, 1:30 "Daylight" (Stallone as rescuer)
Action, 1:40 "Blood: The Last Vampire"
TNT @ 2am "Valentine"
TBS @ 2:20 "Wrongfully Accused" (Fugitive spoof) Leslie Nelson
Action, 2:30 "Let's Get Harry"
Starz @ 2:30 "Wes Craven's New Nightmare"
Cinemax, 3:20 "I Married A Strange Person"
TNT @ 4am "The Replacement Killers"
Encore, 4am "High Anxiety" Mel Brooks spoof of Vertigo
Cinemax, 4:30 "Fade To Black"
Mystery @ 4:45 Night Gallery ep
Mystery, 5:45 "Inspector Clouseau"
12/30 Tue: HBO @ 6am "Ernest Scared Stupid" (Troll spoof)
Flix @ 6:15 "Absolute Beginners"
Showtime2, 6:20 & 5:05pm Born Losers (Billy Jack vs. biker gang)
Mystery @ 7:50, Flix @ 1:05pm "War-Gods Of The Deep" (Vincent Price)
Mystery @ 11am Mon-Fri Night Gallery eps
Flix @ 11:45 "Attack Of The Puppet People"
Mystery @ Noon "High Heels & Low Lifes"
USA Network, Noon Star Trek Generations (Kirk & Picard)
Mystery @ 4:05 "The Dark Half"
HBO @ 5pm "The Witches"
Starz @ 5:45 "Tremors"
Spk (TNN) 6pm 007 (Sean) "From Russia With Love"
Action, 6:20 "Toy Soldiers"
HBO @ 6:45 "The Phantom" (Billy Zane)
Cartoon Network, 7pm "The Pagemaster"
Starz @ 7:30 & 2:50am "Half Baked"
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Ron Howard (American Graffiti)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:45am "Midway" (WW2) Charlton Heston
Family Channel, 8pm "Witness" (Harrison Ford)
Cinemax, 8pm "Femme Fatale"
TBS @ 8pm & 12:05am "Crocodile Dundee 2"
TMC @ 8pm "Rollerball" (remake)
Encore, 8pm "Dudley Do-Right"
Action, 8:15 "Terminal Velocity"
HBO @ 8:30 "National Security"
Starz @ 9pm 007 spoof "Austin Powers In Goldmember"
USA Network, 9pm Ron Howard's "Apollo 13" Houston we have a problem
Spk (TNN) 9pm 007 (Sean) "Diamonds Are Forever"
Encore, 9:30 Police Academy 4 & 6
TMC @ 9:45 "What's The Worst That Could Happen?"
Action @ 10pm & 4am "Black Rain"
Cinemax, 10pm "Catch Me If You Can"
TBS @ 10:05 "Vegas Vacation" (1997) Chevy Chase
AMC @ 10:50 & 3:40am "Airport 1975" (Charlton Heston"
SciFi @ 11pm Amityville 3: The Demon
Mystery, 11:30 "Delusion"
Spk (TNN) 12am 007 "The Living Daylights"
Action @ 12:10 "The Siege Of Firebase Gloria"
Encore, 12:35 "Airport" (1970)
Cinemax, 1:05 "Voyeur Beach"
HBO @ 1:20 "One Hour Photo" he's obsessed
TNT @ 2am "Bats"
TBS @ 2:05 "Osmosis Jones" (Bill Murray is invaded)
HBO @ 3am "Sleepers"
SciFi, 3am Hercules eps (2 hours)
Cinemax, 4am "Enough" (a battered wife learns kung-fu)
Encore, 4am "The Omen" (one of the 7 signs)
TCM @ 4:15/7:17 EST Abbott & Costello In Hollywood (1945)
followed by "A&C Meet Captain Kidd" (Charles Laughton)
Mystery @ 4:40am Night Gallery eps
Showtime, 5:30 "The Sum Of All Fears" (2002)
AMC @ 5:40 "Cinderfella" (Jerry Lewis, Henry Silva as step-brother)
Mystery, 6am "Flowers In The Attic"
Encore, 6am "The 3 Stooges Meet Hercules" (via time machine)
Action @ 6:45 Back To The Future
12/31 Wed: Flix @ 7am & 4:45pm "Black Girl"
Starz @ 7:20 "Jetsons, The Movie"
Mystery, 7:35 & 3:05pm "The Hillside Stranglers"
TCM @ 8am/11 EST "At The Circus" (Marx Brothers)
TMC @ 8:25 Last Man On Earth (Vincent Price vs. vampires)
Starz @ 8:45 Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation
Flix @ 8:45 "Dreamchild"
Mystery, 9:15 & 6:15pm "Eminent Domain"
AMC @ 9:35 "The Nutty Professor" (1963) Jerry Lewis
Encore, 9:40 "Zelig"
Starz @ 10:30 & 9pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
Flix @ 10:30 & 5:30am "Thunder Alley" (1967)
Mystery @ 11am Mon-Fri Night Gallery eps
WE @ 11am, 7pm & 12am Xanadu (1980)
Encore, 11:10 "Harry & Tonto" (Art Carney)
Mystery @ Noon, 4:45 & 11:35 "The 18th Angel"
FX @ Noon I'm Gonna Git You Sucka (Wayans)
AMC @ Noon "3 Stooges" marathon, 13 hours
Action @ 1pm & 8pm Back To The Future
TCM @ 1:15/4:15 EST "The Disorderly Orderly" (Jerry Lewis)
Showtime, 1:30 & 5:45am Once Bitten (Jim Carrey vs. vampire)
Flix @ 1:35 "Yellowbeard" (Monty Python)
Encore, 2:50 "Mortal Kombat"
Action @ 3pm The Ambushers
Spk (TNN) 3pm "Missing In Action" 2 & 3 (Chuck Norris)
TCM @ 3pm/6pm EST "What's New, Pussycat?" (Woody Allen, Peter Sellers)
Encore, 4:40 "Yellowbeard" (Monty Python)
Cinemax, 6:15 "The Fugitive" (Harrison Ford)
Encore, 6:20 "Black Dog"
Cartoon Network, 7pm Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (Adrienne Barbeau)
HBOS @ 7pm "The Mothman Prophecies" (2002)
Spk (TNN) 7pm Red Scorpion (1988)
Starz @ 7:30 "The Good Son" (1993)
TBS @ 7:30 007 spoof "Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me"
TMC @ 8pm "Novocaine" (Steve Martin)
Mystery, 8pm "The Bride" (of Frankenstein)
FX @ 8pm & 12am Tim Burton's Edward Scissorhands
Cinemax, 8:30 "Not Another Teen Movie" (2001)
HBO2 @ 9pm "Joy Ride" (2001)
Spk (TNN) 9pm "Death Warrant" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
TCM @ 9pm/12 EST "Airplane!" (1980) Leslie Nelsen
Encore, 9:35 "Friday" (Ice-Cube)
TMC @ 9:35 "Fatal Attraction" (Michael Douglas)
Mystery @ 10pm A Nightmare On Elm Street
Action @ 10pm John Carpenter's Vampires
TCM @ 10:30/1:30 EST "Father Goose" (1964) Cary Grant
Action @ 11:40 "Wolfen"
Starz @ 12:05 & 6:30am "Lord Of The Rings: The 2 Towers"
TCM @ 12:30/3:30 EST "My Favorite Year" (1982) Peter O'Toole
Cinemax2 @ 2:05am Hellraiser 3 he's such a pinhead
Encore, 2:30 "Fast Times At Ridgemont High" (1982)
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