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Previous Mostervision listings for 2003
Date Channel & Time Movie Title Link
July 1, Tue: Comedy Central, 8am "Nat. Lampoon's The Don's Analyst" Robert Loggia, Kevin Pollak
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "A Midsummer Night's Dream" (1969) Diana Rigg
HBO @ 8:15 & 4:45pm Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
Cinemax, 8:30 "The Guilty" Bill Pullman
Showtime, 8:35 "C.H.O.M.P.S." nice robot dog
USA Network, 9am "Revenge Of The Nerds 2" Robert Carradine
followed by "Revenge Of The Nerds 3:The Next Generation"
Showtime, 10:15 "A Feast At Midnight" (Christopher Lee)
TMC @ 12:40pm & 9pm "What's The Worst That Could Happen?" Danny DeVito
Lifetime, 2pm "Lady Killer" (1995) Jack Wagner
AMC @ 2:05 "Continental Divide" (John Belushi)
HBO @ 3pm "Big" (Tom Hanks)
Comedy Central, 3pm "Biloxi Blues" Is this your first time?
USA Network, 3pm "The Nutty Professor" Eddie Murphy
Showtime, 3:30 "Charlie's Ghost" (Cheech Marin)
AMC @ 4:05 "Used People" (1992) Kathy Bates
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "Unforgiven" (Clint Eastwood)
TMC @ 5:45 "Deadly Eyes" (Sara Botsford)
AMC @ 6:05 Hitchcock's "To Catch A Thief" (1955)
Showtime, 6:45 "Hart's War" (Bruce Willis)
UPN @ 8pm "Basic Instinct" (Sharon Stone)
Bravo, 8pm & 10:30 "Family Business" (Sean Connery)
Family Channel, 8pm "Joe Vs. The Volcano" (Tom Hanks)
Cinemax, 8pm "Turbulence"
TBS, 8pm/11pm EST "Pale Rider" (Clint Eastwood)
HBO @ 8:30 "Panic Room" (Jodie Foster)
TNN @ 9pm James Bond (Sean Connery) in "Dr. No"
AMC, 10:25 "Raggedy Man" (1981) Sissy Spacek
Sci-Fi @ 11pm Conan the Destroyer (Schwarzenegger)
Showtime, 12:30am "The Mean Season" (Kurt Russell)
TMC @ 12:30 "Neon City"
Showtime, 3:45 "Running Red"
Cinemax, 4:50 "The Wash" (remake of Car Wash)
Showtime, 5:30 "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson
Cinemax, 6:30 "King Of The Jungle" (John Leguizamo)
HBO @ 7am "Baby Bedlam" (Joe Piscopo)
Wed 7/2: A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Revengers' Comedies" (2000) Sam Neill
Cinemax, 8am "The River Rat" (Tommy Lee Jones)
USA Network, 9am "The Running Man" & "Raw Deal" (Schwarzenegger)
AMC @ 9:25 "How To Steal A Million" (Peter O'Toole)
Cinemax, 9:30 "7 Hours To Judgment" (Beau Bridges)
TMC @ 9:30 "Pandemonium" (1982) Friday the 13th spoof
HBO @ 10:15 "Cool World" (Kim Basinger)
AMC @ 11:50 "The Enforcer" (1951) Bogart
TMC @ 1:05pm & 5:30am "The Opportunists" (Christopher Walken)
AMC @ 1:40 "The Conversation" (1974) Francis Ford Coppola
Showtime, 2pm "Quigley Down Under" Tom Selleck
Comedy Central, 3pm "Happy, Texas" repeated Thu 8am
Bravo, 4pm "Family Business" Sean Connery
Cinemax, 4pm "The First Wives Club" (don't tell Joe Bob)
AMC @ 4:05 "The Brinks Job" Peter Falk, Peter Boyle
WGN, 5pm/8pm EST "Basic Instinct" Michael Douglas, Sharon Stone
Cinemax, 5:45 "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
AMC @ 6:05 "The Seven Ups" Roy Scheider
Lifetime, 7pm "Cloned" (1997)
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "The Crow" (1994) Brandon Lee, repeated 12/3am EST
A&E @ 8pm & 12am - Biography of Arnold Schwarzenegger
Disney Channel, 8pm "The Scream Team"
Family Channel, 8pm "Police Academy 2"
Cinemax, 8pm "The Ghost & The Darkness"
USA Network, 8pm Terminator 2: Judgment Day
TCM, 9pm/12am EST "The Spiral Staircase" (1945)
Lifetime, 9pm "Against Their Will: Women In Prison" Stacy Keach
Sci-Fi, 9pm "Route 666" (2001) Lori Petty
TMC @ 9pm "Paranoid" & "Sirens"
TNN @ 9pm 007 in "From Russia With Love"
AMC @ 10:20pm & 2:40am "One False Move" Bill Paxton
USA Network, 10:30 Highlander sequel: Endgame, repeated Thu 9am
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Virus" 1999 remake of Leviathan
AMC @ 12:15 "Dillinger" (Warren Oates)
HBO @ 1am "The Godfather" (Brando)
Cinemax, 1:35 "Joy Ride"
USA Network, 2am "Contract For Murder" (1993) Cybill Shepherd
Sci-Fi, 3am "The Creeps" (1997)
Cinemax, 3:15 "Resident Evil" (horror)
TMC @ 3:50 "Mangler 2"
AMC @ 4:40 "The Patsy" (1964) Jerry Lewis
Thu 7/3: HBO @ 6am & 4:45pm "Ace Ventura:When Nature Calls"
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Postman Always Rings Twice" (1981)
Sci-Fi, 8am Twilight Zone July 4th weekend marathon
Showtime, 9am "On The Beach" Watching the mushroom clouds
TMC @ 9:45am & 7:15pm "Novacaine" (Steve Martin comedy)
HBO @ 10am & 8:30pm "Star Wars Episode 2:Attack Of The Clones"
Encore, 9:20 The Black Hole
Family Channel, 11am "The Dream Machine"
USA Network, 11am Terminator 2: Judgment Day
Mystery, 11:15 Poe's "The Conqueror Worm"
TMC @ 11:20 "They Went That-a-Way & That-a-Way" (1978)
Cinemax, 12:05 "Pootie Tang"
Lifetime, 1pm "Brokedown Palace" (1999)
Cinemax, 1:30 "2 Can Play That Game" (Vivica A. Fox)
USA Network, 1:30pm & 2am "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Throw Momma From The Train" repeated Fri 12 Noon
Lifetime, 3pm "Coed Call Girl" (Tori Spelling)
TMC @ 3pm "Hidden Agenda" (Dolph Lundgren)
Cinemax, 5pm The Time Machine (2002 remake)
HBO @ 6:30 "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within"
Cinemax, 6:40 "Cruel Intentions 2"
Bravo @ 7pm profiles Sean Connery
Lifetime, 7pm "The Virgin Suicides" (2000) James Woods
Showtime, 7pm "Rock My World" (Peter O'Toole)
TNN @ 7pm James Bond (Connery) in "Thunderball"
TBS, 7:15/10:15 EST "Lethal Weapon 4" (1998)
TCM, 7:15/10:15 EST Top Gun (Tom Cruise)
followed by "The Right Stuff" (1983)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am - Biography of Jimmy Stewart of Airport 77
AMC @ 8pm "Rooster Cogburn" (John Wayne, Kate Hepburn)
Bravo, 8pm & 10:30 "The Untouchables" (1987) Sean Connery
Disney Channel, 8pm "Stepsister From The Planet Weird"
Family Channel, 8pm "Fraternity Vacation" (1985)
Comedy Central, 8:30 - Glick's guest is Steven Spielberg
Lifetime, 9pm "First Daughter" (1999) is kidnapped
Showtime, 9pm "Double Whammy" (Denis Leary)
USA Network, 9pm "The Watcher" (2000)
July 4th: Action @ 12am Damnation Alley
USA Network, 2am "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Cinemax, 3:35 "Spy Games" & "Albino Alligator"
TMC @ 3:45 "Novocaine"
HBO @ 6:30 "Mom & Dad Save The World" & "Big"
Action @ 7:20 & 5:15pm Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Cinemax, 8:40 "Arachnophobia"
TMC @ 8:50am & 6:35pm - Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne
TBS @ 9am EST "Lethal Weapon" & "Air America"
TNT @ 9am "Splash" Mermaid: Daryl Hannah
Sci-Fi, all day Twilight Zone marathon
TNN @ 11:30 007 in "From Russia With Love"
Comedy Central, Noon Throw Momma From The Train
Showtime, Noon "A Feast At Midnight" Christopher Lee
Action @ 12:10 & 6:45 TimeRunner (Mark Hamill)
Cinemax, 12:30 & 10pm "13 Ghosts"
TNN @ 2pm 007 (Connery) in "Thunderball"
Cinemax, 2pm "The Rocketeer" (Bill Campbell)
TMC @ 3:05 "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"
Comedy Central, 4pm "Airheads"
Mystery, 4:15pm & 1:45am "The Illustrated Man" by Ray Bradbury
Bravo, 4:30 "Untouchables" (Sean Connery)
Showtime, 5pm Bill Murray gets "Scrooged"
TNN @ 5pm 007 in "The Spy Who Loved Me"
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Patriot" (Mel Gibson vs. Red Coats) repeated in 3 hrs
Cinemax, 6pm Planet Of The Apes (2001 remake)
Bravo, 7pm - Inside The Actor's Studio interviews Harrison Ford
Fox @ 8pm "An American Werewolf In Paris" (1997)
Pax @ 8pm "Terminal Error" a computer virus takes over
AMC @ 8pm Planet Of The Apes (1968) Charlton Heston
Disney Channel, 8pm "Hook" (Dustin Hoffman)
TNN @ 8pm 007 in Moonraker
Showtime, 8:15 "Rollerball" Gene Hackman
Bravo, 9pm "Under Suspicion" (2000) Gene Hackman
Action, 10pm & 4:05am The Fly 2
AMC @ 10:10 "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"
Starz @ 10:30 "Jason X" - a Friday the 13th movie
TBS @ 11pm/2am EST "Man Without A Face" (Mel Gibson)
Encore, 11:30 "Surviving The Game" (Host segments not yet available)
AMC @ 12:05am Escape From The Planet of the Apes
AMC @ 2:35 & 6:05am Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
USA Network, 3:30 "Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult" Leslie Nielsen
AMC @ 4:20am Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Starz @ 6:20 Tron
7/5 Sat: Showtime, 6:35 "Rat Race" John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson, repeated 6pm
Cinemax @ 7am "A Kid In King Arthur's Court"
HBO @ 7:30 & 4pm "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
AMC @ 8:20am & 5:50pm Planet Of The Apes (1968) Charlton Heston
Showtime, 8:30 Wierd Al's "UHF"
Comedy Central, 9am "Hudson Hawk"
Sci-Fi, 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie/episode
USA Network, 10am "Casper" (Joe Bob hates this one)
Showtime, 10:15 "Evidence of Blood"
TMC @ 10:15 "Mexico City" (thriller) Robert Patrick
AMC @ 10:30 "Beneath The Planet of the Apes"
TBS @ 10:45/1:45 EST "When Secrets Kill"
Comedy Central, 11am "Airheads" (1994)
Sci-Fi, 11am Sci-fi movie marathon
TMC @ 11:45 "Zero Effect" (Bill Pullman)
A&E @ Noon "The Green Berets" (1968) John Wayne
USA Network, Noon The Addams Family
Showtime, 12:15 "Great Balls Of Fire"
AMC @ 12:25 Escape From The Planet of the Apes
Cinemax, 1:35 "The 4th Floor" (thriller) William Hurt
Cartoon Network, 2pm "Daffy Duck's Fantastic Island"
Showtime, 2pm "Rollerball"
USA Network, 2pm "The Flintstones"
Telemundo, 2pm EST Escape From New York
AMC @ 2:20 Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
Showtime, 4pm "The Others"
TBS @ 4pm/7pm EST "The Net" repeated Sun 1pm/4pm
TNN @ 4pm Moonraker
USA Network, 4pm Batman (1989)
AMC @ 4:05 Battle for the Planet of the Apes
Bravo, 4:30 "Under Suspicion" (2000)
WB @ 5pm "3 Ninjas" (1992) Victor Wong
HBO @ 6:30 "Dr. Dolittle 2"
USA Network, 7pm & 2:30am - Schwarzenegger & Danny DeVito are Twins
ABC @ 8pm Star Trek "First Contact"
Fox, 8pm "Scream 2" (1997)
WB @ 8pm "Bloodsport" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
AMC @ 8pm American Graffiti
Bravo @ 8pm "Apocalypse Now" (Director's cut)
HBO @ 8pm "Stuart Little 2" (voice of Michael J. Fox)
Showtime, 8pm "Hannibal" the cannibal
VH1 @ 8pm "The Lost Boys" with fangs
WGN, 8:30/11:30 EST "Cold Sweat" (Charles Bronson)
Pax @ 9pm "The Omega Code" (1999) Michael York
USA Network, 9pm "The Nutty Professor" (Eddie Murphy)
Telemundo, 9pm EST Child's Play 3
Cinemax, 10pm "Murder By Numbers"
TBS, 10pm/1am EST "Private Benjamin" (1980) Goldie Hawn
AMC @ 10:35 & 3am "Smokey & The Bandit 2"
WB @ 11pm "Death Wish 3" Charles Bronson
History Channel, 11pm "True story of the Philadelphia Experiment"
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Crocodile" Hey, let's poke it & see what happens
TMC @ 11:15 "Original Sin"
USA Network, 12am Terminator 2: Judgement Day
TBS, 12am/3am EST "Multiplicity" starring Micheal Keaton & his clones
AMC @ 12:30 American Graffiti
HBO @ 1:25 John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars
VH1 @ 1:30 "The Lost Boys"
Showtime, 1:45 A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: Dream Child
TMC @ 2:45 "Mimic 2"
Sci-Fi, 3am Critters
followed by an In Search Of episode @ 5am
TNT @ 3am "Dead Poet's Society" (Robin Williams)
followed by rare 1990s episode of the New Twilight Zone
Showtime, 3:15 "Pet Sematary 2"
Cinemax, 4am Stephen King's Silver Bullet
AMC @ 5am Ghost & Mrs. Muir (1947)
Showtime, 5am Great Balls of Fire with cameo by Joe Bob Briggs
TNT @ 6am "First Knight" (1995) Sean Connery
Sunday 7/6: Mystery @ midnight "In The Mouth Of Madness" by H.P. Lovecraft
Action @ 1:30am Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood
followed by "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
Starz @ 2:45am Vampire's Kiss
WB @ 1pm Iron Eagle II
followed by Delta Force 2
Action @ 1:15 & 2:25am Escape From The Planet of the Apes
TNN @ 4pm 007 in "You Only Live Twice"
USA Network, 5pm Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Fox @ 7pm "Independence Day" (1996) Bill Pullman
Family Channel, 8pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
CBS @ 9pm Wild Wild West (1999)
Cinemax, 10pm "Men In Black 2"
Mystery, 11:15 Howling 2: Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Action, 6:40am "Metropolis" repeated 10pm
Mon 7/7: Comedy Central, 8am Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men In Tights
Starz @ 10:30 RoboCop 3
Sci-Fi, 11am - Kolchak.html">Kolchak the Night Stalker marathon
Mystery, 1pm "Squirm" (a past MST3000.html">Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie
Showtime, 2:45pm "Morons From Outer Space"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Weird Science" (1985)
Cinemax, 3:15 The Time Machine (2002)
followed by "Earth Vs. The Spider" (2001) Dan Aykroyd
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of Batman (1960s tv series)
TBS Dinner & A Movie @ 8pm/11pm EST Point Of No Return
followed by "Single White Female" (1992) Bridget Fonda
Sci-Fi, 11pm Universal Soldier II
Action @ 6:35am "When Worlds Collide" repeated 1:20pm
Tues 7/8: Cinemax, 11:30am "Arachnophobia"
Mystery, 2:40pm "Frogs"
Comedy Central, 3pm "The Burbs" (Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern)
Cinemax, 6:30 "Space Truckers" (1997)
Sci-Fi @ 7pm In Search Of 6 segments in 2 hours
Mystery, 8pm Nightmare On Elm Street, repeated July 13th
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of the Munsters (1960s tv series)
Action, 8:05 The Fly 2
TNN @ 9pm 007 movie "Goldfinger"
Action @ 10pm "Dark Angel"
Starz @ 12:45am "Wes Craven's New Nightmare
Sci-Fi @ 3am "Hideous!" (horror movie)
HBO @ 4:25 "Kill Me Later"
HBO @ 6am Sheena, Queen of the Jungle
Wed 7/9: Action @ 7:45 & 2:20pm Jurassic Park 3
A&E @ 8am "Blue Thunder" (Malcolm McDowell as villain)
HBO @ 9:45 Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
Mystery, 10:50am & 1am Night of the Living Dead
Sci-Fi @ 11am - Hercules marathon to 4pm
Action @ 4pm Time Runner (Mark Hamill)
HBO @ 5:30 "Teen Witch" (comedy)
TBS @ 6pm/9pm EST "The Patriot" (Mel Gibson)
Bravo @ 6:30 "The Untouchables" (Sean Connery)
TMC @ 6:45 "I Love Trouble" (Nick Nolte)
Mystery, 8pm & 2:45am "Poison Ivy"
A&E @ 8pm & 12am Biography of American Graffiti tv-spinoff "Happy Days"
Disney Channel, 8pm "The Other Me" send in the clones
Family Channel, 8pm "Caddyshack 2"
Cinemax, 8pm Planet Of The Apes (2001 version)
Showtime, 8pm "Hannibal" Hello again, Clarice
USA Network, 8pm "Desert Heat" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
TBS @ 9pm/12am EST Clive Barker's "Candyman" (1992)
TNN @ 9pm Never Say Never Again (Sean Connery)
TNT @ 9pm & 11pm "Bad Boys" (1995) Will Smith
VH1 @ 9pm "The Lost Boys" with fangs
USA Network, 10pm "Derailed" (2002) Jean-Claude Van Damme, repeated Thu 9am
TMC @ 10:35 "Mulholland Falls" (Nick Nolte)
TNT @ 2am "A Low Down Dirty Shame" (Keenan Ivory Wayans)
USA Network, 2am "Don't Look Down" (1998)
Sci-Fi, 3am "Horrorvision" (movie)
TNT @ 4am Shaft (1971) Richard Roundtree
Cinemax, 5:40 "13 Ghosts"
TMC @ 6:30 "Mimic 2"
Thurs 7/10: Comedy Central, 8am "Cops & Robbersons" (1994) Jack Palance
Mystery, 8:15 & 3:45pm "Murder On The Orient Express"
Showtime, 11:30am "Daddy's Dyin...Who's Got The Will?"
Action @ 11:45 & 10pm Escape From The Planet of the Apes
Comedy Central, 3pm "The Super" (Joe Pesci)
Showtime, 3pm "Evidence Of Blood"
TMC @ 3:35 "The Opportunists" (Christopher Walken)
Showtime, 5pm Wierd Al in "UHF"
VH1 @ 5pm "The Lost Boys" with fangs
Sci-Fi, 7pm "Arachnid" (2001)
TNN @ 7pm James Bond in "Diamonds Are Forever"
History Channel, 8pm "Comic Book Superheroes Unmasked"
USA Network, 9pm "E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial"
Starz @ 9pm "Blade 2"
Cinemax, 10pm "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
TMC @ 11pm "Mimic 2"
TNN @ 11pm "Stripperella" by Stan Lee
Showtime, 12:30am "Pet Sematary 2"
HBO @ 12:35 "Making of Terminator 3
followed by "The Godfather, Part 2"
Encore @ 1:45 RoboCop
Bravo, 3am Clive Cussler's "Raise The Titanic" (1980)
Sci-Fi, 3am "Killjoy" (2000) a killer clown
TNT @ 4am "When A Stranger Calls Back" (1993)
Starz @ 4am Blade 2
AMC @ 5:50am "This Gun For Hire" (1942) Alan Ladd
HBO @ 6am Scooby-Doo & The Witch's Ghost
Fri 7/11: HBO @ 7:15am "Cool World" (Kim Basinger as a toon)
Action, 7:15 "Any Which Way You Can" (Clint Eastwood)
AMC @ 7:20 A&C Go To Mars
TMC @ 7:20am & 3:45pm "Zero Effect" (Bill Pullman) repeated 2:05am
A&E @ 8am & 2pm Hitchcock's "Notorious" (1946)
Comedy Central, 8am "Honeymoon Academy"
HBO @ 9am & 4:30pm "Dr. Dolittle 2"
AMC @ 9:05 Munster, Go Home (1966)
Mystery, 9:35 "Die, Monster, Die!"
Starz @ 10am Tron
followed by Monsters, Inc. (repeated 7:20pm)
USA Network, 10:30 "E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial"
AMC @ 11am Dragnet (1969)
Encore, 11:05 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
Cinemax, 12:30pm "What About Bob?" (Bill Murray)
Encore, 12:45 Black Hole
Bravo, 4pm Clive Cussler's "Raise The Titanic" (1980)
Showtime, 4:30 Great Balls of Fire (Dennis Quaid) cameo by Joe Bob Briggs
TBS @ 5pm & 8pm/11pm EST "Backdraft" (Kurt Russell) some heroes don't wear a cape
HBO @ 6pm "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within"
TMC @ 7:15 "Hidden Agenda" (Dolph Lundgren)
Pax @ 8pm "Killer Bees" (2002) C. Thomas Howell
A&E @ 8pm & 12am - Biography of Lee Majors
Disney Channel, 8pm "Atlantis: The Lost Empire" (animated)
Family Channel, 8pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
Showtime, 8:15 "Along Came A Spider"
Starz, 9pm "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring" (Director's cut)
Encore, 9:35 "Silence Of The Lambs" Hello, Clarice
AMC @ 10pm "Motel Hell" (anyone have host segments?)
History Channel, 11pm "Mail Call" broadcast from Kuwait
AMC @ 11:55pm & 2:25am Tales From The Crypt episodes
Action, 12am "Metropolis"
AMC @ 12:25 They Live (Rowdy Roddy Piper)
Mystery, 12:35pm Poe's The Conqueror Worm, repeated 12:50am
TMC @ 12:35 "Mexico City" (thriller) Robert Patrick
HBO @ 1am John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars
USA Network, 1am "American Psycho" (2000)
HBO @ 2:25 Escape From Los Angeles Call me Plisskin
AMC @ 2:55 "The Maze" (1953, originally 3-d)
USA Network, 3am Psycho
Cinemax, 3:35 "Earth Vs. The Spider" (2001) Dan Aykroyd
TNT @ 4am "Wildcats" (1986) Goldie Hawn
AMC @ 4:40 "The Alligator People" (1959) mutants are people too
7/18 Fri: HBO @ 8am Sheena, Queen of the Jungle
HBO @ 6pm Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
Showtime @ 7:45 "Hannibal" (Anthony Perkins)
AMC @ 8pm "An American Werewolf In London" (1981)
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST Top Gun (Tom Cruise, Val Kilmer)
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "Gaslight" (1944) followed by
"Le Corbeau" and then
"Gaslight" (1940 original version)
AMC @ 9:55pm Rosemary's Baby this is no dream
AMC @ 12:35am & 3:05am Tales From The Crypt eps
USA Network, 1am "The Watcher" (2000)
Showtime, 3am RoboCop 2
AMC @ 3:35 "Empire Of The Ants" by H.G. Wells
AMC @ 5:35 "Dillinger"
Mystery, 6:40am & 4:35pm "Frogs" (poster shows human arm in one's mouth)
Encore @ 7am "9 to 5" (what you wanted to happen to Dabney Coleman
at the end of WarGames)
7/19 Sat: Cinemax, 8:10 Planet Of The Apes (2001) repeated Sun
Sci-Fi, 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode/movie
Showtime, 10:15 "Morons From Outer Space"
Encore @ 12pm "Under Seige" & "Spy Game"
followed by "Cocoon"
Cinemax, 3pm "Earth Vs. The Spider"
Family Channel, 4pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory, repeated Tues
TNN @ 4pm Never Say Never Again
WB @ 5pm "Red Heat" (Schwarzenegger)
followed by "Predator" (1987)
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST 007 spoof "Austin Powers: Internat. Man Of Mystery"
AMC @ 5:35 American Graffiti repeated Tues
Sci-Fi, 6:30 Stargate (1994) Kurt Russell
AMC @ 10:20 King Kong (1976)
TBS @ 11:15pm/2:15am EST The Blues Brothers (Aykroyd, Belushi)
TMC @ 12:15am Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne
HBO @ 1:55 Making of Terminator 3
Sci-Fi, 3am Swamp Thing
followed by an In Search Of episode @ 5am
TMC @ 4:35 "Legally Blond"
Mystery, 5:30 "The Illustrated Man" by Ray Bradbury
HBO @ 6:15 "Curse Of The Jade Scorpion" (Dan Aykroyd)
Showtime, 6:30 "The Others"
Cinemax, 6:45 "Arachnophobia"
Encore, 7:45 John Carpenter's "Memoirs Of An Invisible Man"
7/20 Sun: Showtime, 8:15 "Evidence Of Blood"
TNT @ 8:30 "Bird On A Wire"
AMC @ 8:55 "Goodbye Charlie" (1964) Tony Curtis
HBO @ 9am & 6:30pm "Stuart Little 2"
USA Network, 9:30 "Patriot Games" (Harrison Ford)
followed by "Clear & Present Danger"
AMC @ 11:20 "The Out-Of-Towners" (Goldie Hawn)
Cinemax, 12-noon "The 1st $20 Million Is Always The Hardest"
TCM @ 1pm/4pm EST Rebel Without A Cause (1955)
followed by Hitchcock's "Strangers On A Train"
followed by "Send Me No Flowers" (1964 dark comedy)
TBS @ 1pm/4pm EST "Goonies" (1985)
AMC @ 1:10 "Return Of The Pink Panther"
Showtime, 2pm Great Balls Of Fire
TBS @ 3pm/6pm EST "Dumb & Dumber" repeated 12am EST
TNN @ 3pm On Her Majesty's Secret Service (Diana Rigg, Telly Savalas)
TNT @ 3pm & 2:30am "Eraser" (1996) Schwarzenegger
AMC @ 3:25 "Project X" (1987) Matthew Broderick
Sci-Fi, 4pm "Death Becomes Her" (Goldie Hawn as a zombie)
Showtime, 4pm & 4:30am "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson)
Oxygen, 4pm/7pm EST Psycho (1960)
followed by Stephen King's "Misery" (1990)
Encore, 4:35 "Hocus Pocus"
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Cable Guy" (shown twice in a row)
TNT @ 5:30 & 10pm "The Net"
AMC @ 5:35 King Kong (1976)
Mystery, 5:45 "Murder On The Orient Express"
Cinemax, 6pm "Joy Ride"
USA Network, 6pm "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Showtime, 6pm "The Others"
Encore, 6:20 Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation
Comedy Central, 6:30 "Dogma" (1999)
ABC @ 7pm "Small Soldiers" (1998) Tommy Lee Jones
Cinemax, 7:45 "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
Mystery, 8pm "In The Mouth Of Madness" (H.P. Lovecraft)
AMC @ 8pm & 12:05am Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Action @ 8:10pm & 2:40am The Fly 2
TMC @ 8:30pm & 4am "Jeepers Creepers"
CBS @ 9pm "Analyze This" (1999) Robert De Niro
TBS @ 9pm/12am EST "Dumb & Dumber" (1994)
Action @ 10pm Jurassic Park 3
TNT @ 10pm "The Net" (1995)
USA Network, 10pm - new ep of The Dead Zone
AMC @ 10:10pm & 2:20am "Beneath the Planet of the Apes"
Starz @ 10:35 "Blade 2" repeated 3:50am
TBS @ 11pm/2am EST "Goonies" (1985) Spielberg/Donner
TNN @ 11pm - ep of Stan Lee's "Stripperella" spoofing "One Hour Photo"
Encore, 11:05 "Taxi Driver" Are you looking at me?
Action @ 11:35 Tales From The Crypt: Bordello Of Blood
Showtime, 12:30am Children Of The Corn:Revelation (2001)
TNT @ 12:30 "Bird On A Wire" (Mel Gibson vs. David Carradine) Goldie Hawn
Sci-Fi, 3am "Sideshow" (2000) fun with carny freaks
AMC @ 4:50 "Goodbye Charlie" (1964) Tony Curtis
Cinemax, 6am "Doctor Dolittle" (Rex Harrison version)
HBO @ 6:30 "Soul Of The Game"
7/21 Mon: Comedy Central, 8am Zapped!
AMC @ 8:45 Marx Brothers "Monkey Business"
Showtime, 9am "Billion Dollar Hobo" (1978)
Sci-Fi, 10am "Matinee" Beware the Mant!
Starz @ 10:45 "Rocketman"
Sci-Fi, 12pm-4pm "NeverEnding Story" 1 & 2
A&E @ 2pm "Every Time We Say Goodbye" (Tom Hanks)
Showtime, 2:15 Wierd Al Yankovic in "UHF"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Born In East L.A." (Cheech Marin, based on his song)
Cinemax, 3:30 "Turbulence"
TCM @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Dirty Dozen" (Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "The Invisible Child" (1999) an adventure in babysitting
Cinemax, 5:15 "The 3 Amigos!" (Steve Martin, Chevy Chase, Martin Short)
Showtime, 6pm "Scrooged!" (Bill Murray, Carol Kane)
Cinemax, 7pm "13 Ghosts" (2001 version)
TBS @ 8pm Dinner & A Movie "House Arrest" (Jamie Lee Curtis)
Encore @ 8pm "Total Recall" (Schwarzenegger)
Fox @ 8:30 "Stupid Behavior On Tape" does not include the Dixie Chicks
Showtime, 9:35 Making of "Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2"
Action @ 10pm & 4:10am John Carpenter's "Vampires"
Showtime, 11pm "Rollerball" (2002 remake)
TNN @ 11pm Stan Lee's "Stripperella"
TMC @ 12:45am "Return of Superfly" (1990)
Encore, 1:05 "Sudden Death"
Action @ 1:15 "Day Of The Dead"
TNT @ 2am "Gung Ho" (Michael Keaton comedy)
Encore @ 4am "Zorro the Gay Blade"
followed by The Black Hole
TMC @ 7:05 "War-Gods Of The Deep" (Vincent Price)
Comedy Central, 8am "Born In East L.A." (Cheech Marin, based on his song)
7/22 Tue: Showtime @ 8:45 "Morons From Outer Space" (1985)
Encore, 9am "Nothing But Trouble" (see Deathrace 2000)
Action, 12pm Damnation Alley
A&E @ 5:30 "Fatal Attraction" she won't be IGNORED
Cinemax, 6pm & 3:45am "Trapped" (Kevin Bacon, Courtney Love)
Family Channel, 8pm Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "Murder At 1600" (1997) Wesley Snipes
TMC @ 9pm "Heartbreakers" (Sigourney Weaver)
TNN @ 9pm 007 (Sean Connery) in "Thunderball"
Starz @ 10pm "Lord Of The Rings:Fellowship Of The Ring", repeated Sun
TBS @ 10:20/1:20 EST "Fletch Lives" (1989) Chevy Chase
AMC @ 10:25 George Lucas' American Graffiti
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Death By Magic" (2000)
Showtime @ midnight "Pet Sematary 2"
HBO @ 1:10am "The Godfather 2"
TNT @ 2am "The Shining" (1980) Jack Nicholson
TMC @ 2:30 The Arena (2001)
Bravo @ 3am La Femme Nikita
Sci-Fi @ 3am "The Vampire Journals"
HBO @ 6am "Stuart Little 2"
TCM @ 6:30/9:30 EST "Ghost Valley" (1932)
7/23 Wed: A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Spiral Staircase" (1946)
Mystery, 8am "Squirm," a past Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie
Encore @ 8:10 "Cocoon"
Showtime, 8:15 "Yellowbeard" (Graham Chapman, Peter Boyle)
TMC @ 8:30 "Legally Blond"
USA Network, 9am "Idle Hands" & "Cherry Falls"
Sci-Fi, 10am "Ravenous" (1999)
Showtime, 10am "Crimson Cult" (1968) Christopher Lee, Boris Karloff
TMC @ 10:05 "Thieves Like Us" (Keith Carradine)
Mystery, 11:20 "Die Monster Die" repeated 6:20am
Showtime, 11:30 "CHOMPS" nice bionic pet dog
TMC @ 12:15pm "Zero Effect" (Bill Pullman)
Action, 1:05 Escape from the Planet of the Apes
Encore, 1:35 & 11:35 "Under Seige"
Lifetime, 2pm "Determination Of Death" (2001) Marc Singer
Sci-Fi, 2pm "Cut" Hey, let's make a horror film...
Comedy Central, 3pm "Very Bad Things" uh-oh, the hooker's dead
Showtime, 3:30 "Evidence Of Blood" & "Mr. Destiny"
Bravo @ 4pm La Femme Nikita
TMC @ 4:20 & 10:35pm "Legally Blond"
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Bloodsport" (Jean-Claude Van Damme)
AMC @ 5:35 "Von Ryan's Express" POWs steal a Nazi train
HBO @ 6pm "Baby Bedlam" (Joe Piscopo) & "Stuart Little 2"
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "The Cable Guy" (1996)
UPN @ 8pm: either an "Enterprise" rerun or "Wagons East!" (John Candy)
A&E @ 8pm & 12am - Biography of Will Smith (Men In Black)
Bravo @ 8pm "Firefox" Clint Eastwood steals a hypersonic fighter plane
Family Channel, 8pm "Spies Like Us" (anyone have the host segments?)
USA Network, 8pm John Carpenter's "Vampires"
TCM @ 8:30/11:30 EST "Fistful Of Dollars" (Clint Eastwood)
Sci-Fi, 9pm "The Horror Show" (1989)
TNN @ 9pm You Only Live Twice
TNT @ 9pm & 2am "The Craft" (1996) angry teen witches
Showtime, 9:40 Making of "Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2"
USA Network, 10pm "Urban Legend" (1998)
Sci-Fi, 11pm "Subspecies 4: Bloodstorm"
Showtime, 11pm RoboCop 2
TBS @ 12am/3am EST "Harry & The Hendersons" (John Lithgow)
HBO @ 1:30am "Say Nothing" (William Baldwin, Nastassja Kinski)
USA Network, 2am "Dead In The Water" (2001)
TMC @ 2:05 "Illicit Dreams 2"
Bravo, 3am "Blow Out"
Sci-Fi, 3am "Witchouse 2: Blood Coven"
HBO @ 3:55 Beverly Hills Cop
Starz @ 6am Tron
7/24 Thurs: Cinemax, 7am "Switching Channels" (Kathleen Turner)
HBO @ 7:30 "Scooby-Doo & The Witch's Ghost" (animated)
followed by "Teen Witch" @ 8:45
Encore, 7:50 "The Incredible Mr. Limpet"
followed by "The Last Starfighter"
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "The Grifters" (1990)
Comedy Central, 8am "Very Bad Things" uh-oh, the hooker's dead
Showtime, 8am "The Others"
Action, 9:10am & 3:35pm & 10pm Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
7/25 Fri: AMC @ 9:20 "Short Circuit" (1986) Number Five is alive
Encore, 10:10 "9 to 5"
AMC @ 11:15 "The Incredible Shrinking Woman"
Sci-Fi @ Noon One Million Years BC
USA Network, 2pm "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Encore, 2:15 "The Purple Rose Of Cairo"
Cinemax, 2:15 "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
Comedy Central, 2:30 "War Of The Roses" (1989) Danny DeVito
AMC @ 3:05 "The Hunter" (1980) Steve McQueen
Action, 3:20 "Death Hunt" (Bronson vs. Lee Marvin)
HBO @ 4pm "Houseguest" (Sinbad, Phil Hartman)
Lifetime, 4pm "Do You Know The Muffin Man?" (1989) John Shea
Cinemax, 4:30 "Pootie Tang"
AMC @ 5:05 "Earthquake" (1974) a previous 100% Weird
Showtime, 6:30 & 4:45am "Rat Race" (John Cleese, Rowan Atkinson)
Action, 6:35 & 4:30am Jurassic Park 3
USA Network, 7pm <007.html">007 movie "GoldenEye"
FX @ 8pm "Marked For Death" (Steven Seagal) repeated Sat 12pm
Pax @ 8pm "Wildfire 7: The Inferno" (2002)
AMC @ 8pm King Kong (1976)
Bravo, 8pm "Apocalypse Now" (Director's cut)
TNT @ 8pm & 10:30 "G.I. Jane" (1997) Demi Moore as a feminist Navy SEAL
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "Dumb & Dumber"
followed by "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" (1986)
Cinemax, 8:15 "Showtime" (Robert DeNiro, Eddie Murphy)
HBO @ 9pm Schwarzenegger in "Collateral Damage"
Cinemax, 10pm "Trapped" (Kevin Bacon, Courtney Love)
Encore, 10:10 Commando (Schwarzenegger)
AMC @ 10:25 Roddy McDowall's Fright Night (1985)
TMC @ 11pm "Jeepers Creepers"
TCM @ 11pm/2am EST "The 7 Samurai" (1954)
Lifetime, 12am "The Handmaid's Tale" (sci-fi chick flik)
Cinemax, 12:15 Play-Mate Of The Apes
AMC @ 12:35 & 3:35 Tales From The Crypt episodes
TNT @ 1am The Dirty Dozen (1967)
followed by "Dirty Dozen: Next Mission"
USA Network, 1am <007.html">007 movie "GoldenEye"
AMC @ 1:05 King Kong (1976)
Starz, 1:50 Vampire's Kiss
Showtime, 3am Vampire's Kiss
Cinemax @ 3:45 Stephen King's Silver Bullet
AMC @ 4:35 Roddy McDowall's Fright Night (1985)
TMC @ 5:35 "The Haunted Palace" (Vincent Price)
Action @ 6:10 Damnation Alley killer cockroaches
7/26 Sat: Mystery @ 7:05am & 1:30pm Poe's Conqueror Worm
Encore, 7:30 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
TNT @ 7:30 Adv. In Babysitting
Action, 7:45 & 6:20pm "Metropolis"
Comedy Central, 8:30 "War Of The Roses" (1989) Danny DeVito
Cinemax, 8:45 "The Rocketeer" (Bill Campbell)
Sci-Fi, 9am Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode/movie
TMC @ 9:10 & 3:50pm "Planes Trains & Automobiles"
HBO @ 9:45 "Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls"
TBS @ 10:15/1:15 EST "Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!"
followed by "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Comedy Central, 11am "Best Of Times" (1986) Robin Williams, Kurt Russell
USA Network, 11:30 "Karate Kid 2" & "K-911" (Belushi)
Showtime, 12:15 "Quigley Down Under" (Tom Selleck)
TMC @ 12:15 & 10:45 "Texas Rangers"
Starz @ 1:05 "The Rocketeer" (Bill Campbell)
AMC @ 1:35 "Young Guns" (1988)
TMC @ 1:45 "I Love Trouble"
Telemundo, 2pm Beastmaster 2 feret fun
Cinemax, 2:15 "Turbulence" (Ray Liotta)
Showtime, 2:25 "Rock My World" (Peter O'Toole)
Family Channel, 3pm "Dream Machine" (with a corpse in the trunk)
Lifetime, 3pm "Bump In The Night" (1991) Christopher Reeve
TNT @ 3:30 "Stripes" (Bill Murray)
AMC @ 3:35pm & 1:45am "The Eiger Sanction" (1975) Clint Eastwood
TNN @ 4pm Diamonds Are Forever (Sean Connery)
Action, 4:45 Time Runner (Mark Hamill)
WB @ 5pm Arnold in "Predator" (1987)
Lifetime, 5pm "83 Hours 'til Dawn" (1990)
Sci-Fi @ 5pm "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4" repeated Wed 1:30
FX @ 5:30 "Batman Forever" (1995)
USA Network, 5:30 "E.T. The Extra-Terrestial" (director's cut)
TNT @ 5:45pm & 1am "Ghostbusters" (Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray)
Cinemax, 6pm "My Cousin Vinny" (Joe Pesci)
AMC @ 6:05 "Fist Of Fury" (1972) Bruce Lee
Encore, 6:15 "Kull the Conqueror"
Sci-Fi, 7pm "Riverworld" by Philip Jose Farmer
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "Caddyshack" (Bill Murray, Chevy Chase)
AMC @ 8pm "Return of the Dragon" (1974) Bruce Lee
ABC @ 8pm "Mighty Joe Young" (1998) Bill Paxton
WB @ 8pm "Air America" (1990) Mel Gibson
Bravo, 8pm "Bugsy" (1991)
Showtime, 8pm "Rollerball" (LL Cool J's remake)
Telemundo, 8pm "Critical Moment" (1996) Kurt Russell
FX @ 8pm "X-Men" (2000)
TNT @ 8pm "Space Cowboys" (2000) Clint Eastwood
USA Network, 8pm Apollo 13 (1995)
WGN @ 8:30/11:30 EST "T.J. Hooker: Blood Sport" (1986) William Shatner
NBC @ 9pm "Antz" (1998 animated) Stallone, Sharon Stone
(or a moronic reality gameshow)
TBS @ 9pm/12am EST "Naked Gun: From The Files Of Police Squad!"
AMC @ 9:55 "The Big Boss" (1971) Bruce Lee
Cinemax, 10pm "Scooby-Doo"
Showtime, 10pm "Double Whammy"
TNT @ 10:30 Lost In Space (1998)
WGN @ 10:30/1:30 EST "Mad Love" (Drew Barrymore)
WB @ 11pm Peter Benchley's "Creature"
Showtime, 11:35 Making of "Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2"
AMC @ 11:50 John Carpenter's They Live
USA Network, 12am "8MM" (1999) snuff films aren't real, are they?
Mystery, 12am Howling 2, Your Sister Is A Werewolf
Action, 12:30 "Action Jackson" & "Day Of The Dead"
HBO @ 1:30 "From Hell" (Johnny Depp)
Showtime, 1:30 "The Stepdaughter" (2000) Andrea Roth
Encore, 1:40 Donald Pleasence hosts "Terror In The Aisles"
followed by Surviving The Game
TNT @ 3:15 "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adv."
Mystery, 4:45 Arnold in "The Running Man"
Encore, 6:50 "Spaced Invaders" even more fun than Mars Attacks
7/27 Sun: TCM @ 11am/2pm EST "Dr. Strangelove" (1963)
Encore, 11am "Nothing But Trouble" see Deathrace2000 page
FX @ Noon "Batman Forever" (1995)
USA Network, 12pm "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" (director's cut)
A&E @ 12:30 "Fatal Attraction" she won't be IGNORED
Telemundo, 3:30 Godzilla Vs. Mecha-Godzilla
HBO @ 4pm Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
TNN @ 4pm "For Your Eyes Only"
Cinemax, 4:30 The Time Machine
Action, 4:35 "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
FX @ 5pm "X-Men" (2000) & "Me Myself & Irene"
TNT @ 5:15 "Space Cowboys" (2000) Clint Eastwood
Starz, 5:30pm & 3:50am "Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring"
A&E @ 6pm Columbo: Murder In Malibu (1990)
AMC @ 6pm "Enter The Dragon" (1973) Bruce Lee
Cinemax, 6:30 "The First Wives Club"
TBS @ 6:45/9:45 EST "Little Nicky" (Adam Sandler as Satan's son)
TV Land, 7pm Munsters ep
Sci-Fi, 7pm "Fatal Error" (1999)
TCM @ 7:15/10:15 EST "Car Wash" (1976) Richard Pryor
USA Network, 7:30 "Meet The Parents" (Ben Stiller vs. Robert DeNiro)
Charmed, 8pm rerun: it's grim when fairy tales start coming true
UPN @ 8pm "Accidental Spy" (2001)Jackie Chan
A&E @ 8pm & 12am - Biography of Jeff Bridges (Village of the Giants)
AMC @ 8pm "Enter The Dragon" (1973) Bruce Lee
Disney Channel, 8pm "Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea"
Mystery, 8pm Poison Ivy
TNN @ 8pm James Bond in "Live & Let Die"
TNT @ 8pm & 10:30 "G.I. Jane" (Demi Moore as a feminist Navy SEAL)
Cinemax, 8:30 "2 can play at that Game" (Vivica A. Fox)
TBS @ 8:30/11:30 EST "The Big Hit" (1998) Mark Wahlberg
PBS, various times Mystery! "Mrs Bradley Mysteries:Laurels Are Poison" (Diana Rigg)
Sci-Fi, 9pm "Terminal Error" (2002)
TV Land, 9:30pm & 2am Bewitched eps
Mystery, 9:35 Nightmare On Elm Street
AMC @ 9:55 "Bruce Lee, A Warrior's Journey"
Action, 10pm "Demolition Man" (Stallone)
TCM @ 10:30/1:30 EST Blake Edward's "The Great Race" (1965)
TBS @ 10:30/1:30 EST "Wildcats" (Goldie Hawn)
Encore, 11:35 "Sudden Death"
Cinemax, 11:35 "The Ghost & The Darkness" (remake of Bwana Devil)
Showtime, 11:35 "Unforgettable" (Ray Liotta)
TMC @ 11:35 Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne
AMC @ 11:50 "Bruce Lee, The Lost Interview"
Telemundo, 12am "Bloodfist 7: Manhunt"
Action, 12am John Carpenter's "Vampires"
Lifetime, 12am "Perfect Prey" (1998) Bruce Dern
AMC @ 12:20 "The Hunter" (1980) Steve McQueen
TNT @ 1am Delta Force (1986) Chuck Norris
AMC @ 2:20 "Trespass" (1992) Bill Paxton
Mystery, 2:45am Poison Ivy
Telemundo, 4am "Short Circuit" (1986) Number five is alive
Showtime, 4:15 "Rolling Thunder" (Tommy Lee Jones)
TV Land, 4:30 Batman (1960s ep)
HBO @ 5am "The Hunted"
AMC @ 6:20 "Heroes"
Encore, 6:20 "The Last Starfighter"
7/28 Mon: HBO @ 7am "Mom & Dad Save The World" (Teri Garr)
A&E @ 8am & 2pm "Murphy's War" (Peter O'Toole vs. Nazi sub in a river)
Comedy Central, 8am "Vice Versa"
Cinemax, 8am & 8pm "Scooby-Doo"
TV Land, 8am daily Get Smart
TMC @ 8:05 "Dr. Blood's Coffin"
AMC @ 8:20 "All About Eve"
HBO @ 9am "Big" (Tom Hanks)
TV Land, 10-11am daily Munsters & I Dream Of Jeannie
Oxygen, 11am-1pm daily Xena eps
Encore, 11:20 "Cabin Boy"
Showtime, 11:30 "How To Beat The High Cost Of Living"
TMC @ 11:45 "Luminarias" (Scott Bakula)
FX @ noon "Diabolique" (1996)
USA Network, 12:30 "Loser" (2000) Greg Kinnear
Cinemax, 1pm "Blind Fury" (Rutger Hauer)
HBO @ 1:30 "Cool World" (1992) Kim Basinger
Showtime, 1:30 "Queen of Blood" (1966) John Saxon, Basil Rathbone
TV Land, 2-5pm daily I Dream Of Jeannie, Bewitched and Gilligans Island
USA Network, 2:30 "Meet The Parents" (Ben Stiller, Robert DeNiro)
Action, 2:50 Time Runner (Mark Hamill)
Comedy Central, 3pm "Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams" (1981)
AMC @ 3:35 "Lassiter" (1984) Tom Selleck
Cinemax, 4:30 "What About Bob?" (Bill Murray)
Showtime, 4:30 "Morons From Outer Space"
TBS @ 5pm/8pm EST: Dinner & A Movie "Maverick" (1994) Mel Gibson, James Garner
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Year Of The Dragon" (1985) John Lone
AMC @ 5:35 "Midnight Express" so this is a Turkish prison
Showtime, 6pm & 5:55am Great Balls of Fire
Encore, 6pm "Cocoon"
Cinemax, 6:15 "Joy Ride"
Action, 6:40pm & 2:10am The Fly 2
TV Land, 8pm daily Fantasy Island (1970s eps)
Fox @ 8pm "Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps"
UPN @ 8pm Universal Soldier (1992) Dolph Lundgren
Pax @ 8pm "Cloak & Dagger" Dabney Coleman's next film after WarGames
FX @ 8pm & 11:30 "The Specialist" (Stallone)
Comedy Central, 8pm "Office Space" (1999)
Discovery, 8-11pm "Monster House" marathon
HBO @ 9pm "Minority Report" (Tom Cruise)
TMC @ 9pm "Vanilla Sky" (Tom Cruise)
Hallmark, 9pm "Swiss Family Robinson" (1960) inspiration of Lost In Space
Showtime, 9:45 Making of "Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2"
AMC @ 9:55 Highlander (Sean Connery)
Encore, 10pm "Under Seige"
Cinemax, 10pm "Resident Evil"
TBS @ 10:30/1:30 EST "Hard To Kill" (1990) Steven Seagal
Starz @ 11pm "American Pie 2"
Sci-Fi @ 11pm Last Man On Planet Earth (1999 remake)
TCM @ 12am/3am EST "The 4 Horsemen Of The Apocalypse" (1962)
AMC @ 1:45am Highlander (Sean Connery)
TNT @ 2am Doppelganger (1993) Drew Barrymore
TNT @ 4am "Hologram Man" (1995)
Showtime, 4:15 "The Monkey Hustle" (Yaphet Kotto)
AMC @ 4:45 "Sunset Boulevard" narrated by a corpse
Mystery, 5:30 "Die Monster Die" repeated Tue 11:30am
TMC @ 6:45 "Body Slam" (Dirk Benedict, Roddy Piper)
Encore, 7:30 "Deal Of The Century" (Chevy Chase, Eddie Murphy)
7/29 Tue: A&E @ 8am & 2pm "Alien Visitor" (1995)
Comedy Central, 8am Cheech & Chong's "Nice Dreams"
Mystery, 8:15 "Finders Keepers"
HBO @ 10:45 "Rare Birds" (William Hurt)
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm Star Trek (1960s eps)
FX @ Noon "American Ninja 4"
TMC @ Noon "Mulholland Falls" (Nick Nolte)
Encore, 1pm "Zorro, the Gay Blade" (George Hamilton as the poof)
Action, 1:20, 8:20pm & 5:15am Jurassic Park 3
Cinemax, 1:30 "The Rocketeer" (Bill Campbell)
Showtime, 1:30 "CHOMPS" nice cyber-pet dog
AMC @ 2:05pm & 4:05am "Hellcats Of The Navy" (1957) Nancy Reagan (Donovan's Brain)
Mystery @ 2:35 "The Illustrated Man" by Ray Bradbury
Encore, 6:20 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3"
Telemundo, 7pm "Best Of The Best 2" (1993) kung fu villains
VH1 @ 7pm "The Lost Boys" with fangs
FX @ 7:30 "Lethal Weapon 3"
AMC @ 8pm "Enter The Dragon" (1973) Bruce Lee
TBS @ 8pm/11pm EST "The Outlaw Josey Wales" (Clint Eastwood)
Showtime, 9pm "Rollerball" (LL Cool J remake)
Hallmark, 9pm "Meet The Deedles" (1998) repeated Sat 8am
TNN @ 9pm 007 in "Man With the Golden Gun" (Christopher Lee)
USA Network, 9pm "Meet The Parents" (Ben Stiller, Robert DeNiro)
TCM @ 9pm/12am EST "At Sword's Point" (1951) Dan O'Herlihy
Showtime, 10:40 Making of "Lara Croft Tomb Raider 2"
Cinemax, 12:05am "Hunt For Red October" Today we sail into history
USA Network, 2am "Submerged" (2000) Navy SEALs vs terrorists
Sci-Fi, 3am "Menno's Mind" (1997) Bill Campbell
Cinemax, 3:50 "Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth"
Showtime, 4am "Beer" (Rip Torn, Kenneth Mars)
TNT @ 4am "Private School" (1983) Phoebe Cates
Showtime, 5:30 "Rock My World" (Peter O'Toole)
HBO @ 6am "Dr. Dolittle 2" (Eddie M.)
7/30 Wed: A&E @ 8am & 2pm "Spy Who Came In From The Cold" (1965)
Comedy Central, 8am "Airplane 2" (Wm Shatner as Commander of the Moon)
Action, 8:40 "When Worlds Collide"
Starz, 9am "Airplane!"
AMC @ 9:15 "Flim Flam Man" (George C. Scott)
TMC @ 9:30 "Mimic 2"
USA Network, 9:30 "Almost An Angel" (Paul Hogan)
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm "Outer Limits" (1960s eps)
Cinemax, 11am "Trapped" (Kevin Bacon)
USA Network, 11:30 "Lightning Jack" (Paul Hogan)
FX @ noon "Blood For Blood" (1995)
Cinemax, 12:45 The Time Machine (remake)
AMC @ 12:55 "Sink The Bismarck!" (1960)
VH1 @ 1pm "The Lost Boys" with fangs
Encore, 1:30 John Carpenter's Memoirs Of An Invisible Man (1991)
USA Nework, 1:30 "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
Cinemax, 2:30 "Scooby-Doo"
AMC @ 2:50 "The Flight Of The Phoenix" (1966)
Comedy Central, 3pm "Back To School" (1986) Rodney Dangerfield
Bravo, 4pm & 3am La Femme Nikita (1990)
Encore, 6:20 Nat. Lampoon's European Vacation
TBS @ 7pm/10pm EST "Blade" (1998)
followed by "Assassins" (1995, Stallone)
AMC @ 8pm Irwin Allen's "Earthquake" 100% Weird
TNT @ 8pm & 10:30 "Eraser" (Schwarzenegger)
Starz, 9pm & 4am "Blade 2" (Snipes again)
USA Network, 9pm - 1st ep of "Peacemakers" science in the wild wild west
TNN @ 9pm Moonraker (Roger Moore)
AMC @ 11pm Airport 77 in the Bermuda Triangle
Action, 11:50 Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood
Cinemax, 12am Return of the Living Dead 2
Hallmark, 12-3am 2 "Banacek" movies
TNT @ 2am "Single White Female" (1992) Bridget Fonda
TCM @ 3am/7am EST "Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse" (1938) Edward G. Robinson
followed by a Bogart movie marathon
Encore, 5:40 "Purple Rose of Cairo"
HBO @ 6:45 "Baby Bedlam" (Joe Piscopo)
Mystery, 7:30 "Frogs" (the giant mutant kind)
7/31 Thu: A&E @ 8am & 2pm Joseph Conrad's "Victory" (1995) Willem Dafoe
Showtime, 8am "The Manchurian Candidate" (1962 thriller)
followed by "Charlie's Ghost" (Cheech Marin)
Cinemax, 9am "The 1st Wives Club"
Encore, 10:30 "Hocus Pocus"
Family Channel, 11am "Dream Machine" (1991) corpse optional
Sci-Fi, 11am-4pm Quantum Leap eps (Scott Bakula)
AMC @ 11:45 "Resurrection" (1980) & "The Conqueror"
Cinemax, 12:30 "Turbulence" (Ray Liotta)
Encore, 2:20 "Sudden Death"
Comedy Central, 3pm "Men At Work" (Charlie Sheen, Emilio Estevez)
HBO @ 3:15 Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead
AMC @ 4:05 "The Barbarian & The Geisha" (1958)
Showtime, 4:45pm & 5:30am "Mr. Destiny" (James Belushi, Michael Caine)
WGN @ 5pm/8pm EST "Mad Love" (Drew Barrymore)
Cinemax, 6pm "The Ghost & The Darkness" (remake of Bwana Devil)
Sci-Fi, 6pm-11pm "Alien" & "Alien Resurrection: Alien 4"
AMC @ 6:05pm & 4:50am "Angel & The Badman" (1947) John Wayne
Starz, 6:45 "The Bodyguard"
Telemundo, 7pm "Bloodfist 4: Die Trying"
Fox, 8-10pm - "Bug Attack!" & "101 Things Removed From The Human Body"
UPN @ 8pm "O'Hara's Wife" (1983) ghost: Mariette Hartley
Encore, 8pm "Silence Of The Lambs" Hello Clarice
Disney Channel, 8pm "Little Mermaid 2: Return to the Sea"
TNT @ 8pm & 11pm Stephen King's Shawshank Redemption
A&E @ 9pm "Columbo" movie
TMC @ 9pm "I Love Trouble" (Nick Nolte)
USA Network, 9pm "Mercury Rising" (1998) Bruce Willis
TCM @ 11pm/2am EST Rebel Without A Cause
Sci-Fi @ 11pm Screamers (1995, set in 2078) Peter Weller
Mystery, 11:20 Night of the Living Dead
Starz @ 12am "Pet Sematary 2"
TNT @ 2am "The Man Without A Face" (Mel Gibson)
Sci-Fi @ 3am "Ravager"
HBO @ 3:10 Escape from L.A. call me Snake
TMC @ 4:45 "The Oblong Box" (Vincent Price, Christopher Lee)
HBO @ 6am "Bloodwork" (Clint Eastwood)
Cinemax, 6:20 Clash of the Titans Release the Kracken!
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