Name: Qwertyuiop,
Title: King of the Qwerts
Company: Qwertyuiop ltd.
Address: 10b Downing Street, London, England
Zip Code: 999
Phone Number: (0891) 50 50 50
(Above Phone Number Is English)
Fax: Can't afford a fax machine...
URL: You should know-you are here...
E-Mail: Nyaaang@not telling.com
Hi.
I'm Qwertyuiop. I'm also Elvis. And Jimmy Hendrix. And Strassman. And Homer Simpson. And Nessie. And...umm...oh, I don't know...I should never have changed this intro...
I'm all of these people...and more. I'm Qwertyuiop.
And you're on my site.
P.S. Hi from the fluffy bunnies at the yummy homepage!
We Love you Qwertyuiop!
READ ME:
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