I AM CANADIAN!!!
The True North Strong and Free
You know you are a Canadian when...
You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield."
You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.
You drink Pop, not Soda.
You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.
You drive on a highway, not a freeway .
You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
You cried when you heard that "Mr. Dress Up" died.
You get excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada.
You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion & more are Canadians.
In school you used pencil crayons, not coloured pencils.
You know what a touque is.
You design your halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always pronounced "Zed" .
You live in a house with no front step, but the door is one meter up from the ground.
You cried when you saw the Canadian Olympic Team commercials for Salt Lake City, even though they were just advertising cell phones and satellite TV.
You spent the afternoon on Sunday February 24th, 2002 cheering as our team won the gold in hockey against the USA.
Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You know that the four seasons means: winter, still winter, almost winter, and road repair.
You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.
You understand the I am Canadian commercials.
You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
You perk up when you hear the theme song from "Hockey Night in Canada."
You are in grade 12, not the 12th grade.
"Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more polite than,"Huh?"
You know that Tim Hortons was not the president of the state of Toronto!
bAcK to tHe paRTy
