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1) What did the football say to the football player?

2)What is your dad called when you put him in a freezer?

3)Where does Batman go potty?

4)What do you call a box full of ducks?

5)How do you spell mousetrap with 3 letters?

6)How do you spell house with 2 letters?

Jim:What are those holes in the wood?
Tim:They're knotholes.
Jim:Well, if they're not holes, what are they?

Larry:Who gave you that black eye?
Jerry:Nobody gave it to me. I had to fight for it.

7)Why did the musician keep his guitar in the freezer?

A Minister was walking down a country road one day when he saw a young boy picking up some bales of hay which had fallen off the hay wagon. "Hey son." he said, "You look very hot. You should take a break and rest for a few minuets." The boy replied, "I can't. My dad wouldn't like it if I did." The Minister said, "You really should stop and rest a few minuets. Here have a drink of water." The boy responded, "Thank you sir, but I can't. My dad would get REALLY mad at me if I did." Now the Minister was starting to get upset. "Your dad sounds like a real slave driver, Where is he? I would like to talk to him." The boy answered and said, "He's under the hay."

8)Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

9)Why did the coach go back into the bank?

10)Why was 6 afraid of 7?



Answers
1) I really get a kick out of you.

2)A pop-cicle.

3)In the bat-room.

4)A box of quackers.

5)CAT

6)TP (tee-pee)

7)He wanted to play some cool music..

8)He felt crumby.

To get a quarter back.

Cause 7 ate 9 the counter below shows visiter number as 12/22/98.

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